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Chapter III · Chapter 3

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Scandal is the black sheep in the family of Love.
* * * * * ### S: The nineteenth letter of the alphabet, which is called a sibilant, because it makes a hissing sound like a goose.
### * * * * * SALOON.
Something which can be opened on credit, but it takes cash to start a church.
SARCASM.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Silly Syclopedia A Terrible Thing in

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of The Silly Syclopedia A Terrible Thing in is here in full — 503 sentences across 101 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/100 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Scandal is the black sheep in the family of Love.
/ˈskændəl ɪz ðə blæk ʃiːp ɪn ðə ˈfæməli ʌv lʌv/
Line 2
* * * * * ### S: The nineteenth letter of the alphabet, which is called a sibilant, because it makes a hissing sound like a goose.
Line 3
### * * * * * SALOON.
/səˈluːn/
Line 4
Something which can be opened on credit, but it takes cash to start a church.
/ˈsʌmθɪŋ wɪtʃ kæn biː ˈoʊpənd ɑːn ˈkredət bʌt ɪt teɪks kæʃ tuː stɑːrt ə tʃɜːrtʃ/
Line 5
SARCASM.
/ˈsɑːrkæzəm/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

alphabet noun US /ˈælfəbet/

a character set that includes letters and is used to write a language

From this reading “* * * * * ### S: The nineteenth letter of the alphabet, which is called a sibilant, because it makes a hissing sound like a goose.”

cash noun US /kæʃ/

money in the form of bills or coins

From this reading “Something which can be opened on credit, but it takes cash to start a church.”

goose noun US /ɡuːs/

web-footed long-necked typically gregarious migratory aquatic birds usually larger and less aquatic than ducks

From this reading “* * * * * ### S: The nineteenth letter of the alphabet, which is called a sibilant, because it makes a hissing sound like a goose.”

hissing noun US /ˈhɪsɪŋ/

a fricative sound (especially as an expression of disapproval)

From this reading “* * * * * ### S: The nineteenth letter of the alphabet, which is called a sibilant, because it makes a hissing sound like a goose.”

nineteenth adjective US /ˈnaɪnˈtiːnθ/

coming next after the eighteenth in position

From this reading “* * * * * ### S: The nineteenth letter of the alphabet, which is called a sibilant, because it makes a hissing sound like a goose.”

saloon noun US /səˈluːn/

a room or establishment where alcoholic drinks are served over a counter

From this reading “### * * * * * SALOON.”

sarcasm noun US /ˈsɑːrkæzəm/

witty language used to convey insults or scorn

From this reading “SARCASM.”

Scandal noun US /ˈskændəl/

disgraceful gossip about the private lives of other people

From this reading “Scandal is the black sheep in the family of Love.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading * * * * * ### S: The nineteenth letter of the alphabet, which is called a sibilant, because it makes a hissing sound like a goose.

alphabetnounUS /ˈælfəbet/

a character set that includes letters and is used to write a language

From this reading * * * * * ### S: The nineteenth letter of the alphabet, which is called a sibilant, because it makes a hissing sound like a goose.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Something which can be opened on credit, but it takes cash to start a church.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading * * * * * ### S: The nineteenth letter of the alphabet, which is called a sibilant, because it makes a hissing sound like a goose.

blackadjectiveUS /blæk/

being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading Scandal is the black sheep in the family of Love.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Something which can be opened on credit, but it takes cash to start a church.

calledverbUS /kɔːld/

past form of “call” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading * * * * * ### S: The nineteenth letter of the alphabet, which is called a sibilant, because it makes a hissing sound like a goose.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Something which can be opened on credit, but it takes cash to start a church.

cashnounUS /kæʃ/

money in the form of bills or coins

From this reading Something which can be opened on credit, but it takes cash to start a church.

churchnounUS /tʃɜːrtʃ/

one of the groups of Christians who have their own beliefs and forms of worship

From this reading Something which can be opened on credit, but it takes cash to start a church.

creditnounUS /ˈkredət/

approval

From this reading Something which can be opened on credit, but it takes cash to start a church.

familynounUS /ˈfæməli/

a social unit living together

From this reading Scandal is the black sheep in the family of Love.

goosenounUS /ɡuːs/

web-footed long-necked typically gregarious migratory aquatic birds usually larger and less aquatic than ducks

From this reading * * * * * ### S: The nineteenth letter of the alphabet, which is called a sibilant, because it makes a hissing sound like a goose.

hissingnounUS /ˈhɪsɪŋ/

a fricative sound (especially as an expression of disapproval)

From this reading * * * * * ### S: The nineteenth letter of the alphabet, which is called a sibilant, because it makes a hissing sound like a goose.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Scandal is the black sheep in the family of Love.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Scandal is the black sheep in the family of Love.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading * * * * * ### S: The nineteenth letter of the alphabet, which is called a sibilant, because it makes a hissing sound like a goose.

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading * * * * * ### S: The nineteenth letter of the alphabet, which is called a sibilant, because it makes a hissing sound like a goose.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading * * * * * ### S: The nineteenth letter of the alphabet, which is called a sibilant, because it makes a hissing sound like a goose.

LovenounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading Scandal is the black sheep in the family of Love.

makesnounUS /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading * * * * * ### S: The nineteenth letter of the alphabet, which is called a sibilant, because it makes a hissing sound like a goose.

nineteenthadjectiveUS /ˈnaɪnˈtiːnθ/

coming next after the eighteenth in position

From this reading * * * * * ### S: The nineteenth letter of the alphabet, which is called a sibilant, because it makes a hissing sound like a goose.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Scandal is the black sheep in the family of Love.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Something which can be opened on credit, but it takes cash to start a church.

openedadjectiveUS /ˈoʊpənd/

used of mouth or eyes

From this reading Something which can be opened on credit, but it takes cash to start a church.

SnounUS /es/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading * * * * * ### S: The nineteenth letter of the alphabet, which is called a sibilant, because it makes a hissing sound like a goose.

SALOONnounUS /səˈluːn/

a room or establishment where alcoholic drinks are served over a counter

From this reading ### * * * * * SALOON.

SARCASMnounUS /ˈsɑːrkæzəm/

witty language used to convey insults or scorn

From this reading SARCASM.

ScandalnounUS /ˈskændəl/

disgraceful gossip about the private lives of other people

From this reading Scandal is the black sheep in the family of Love.

sheepnounUS /ʃiːp/

woolly usually horned ruminant mammal related to the goat

From this reading Scandal is the black sheep in the family of Love.

sibilantnoun

a consonant characterized by a hissing sound (like s or sh)

From this reading * * * * * ### S: The nineteenth letter of the alphabet, which is called a sibilant, because it makes a hissing sound like a goose.

SomethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading Something which can be opened on credit, but it takes cash to start a church.

soundnounUS /saʊnd/

the particular auditory effect produced by a given cause

From this reading * * * * * ### S: The nineteenth letter of the alphabet, which is called a sibilant, because it makes a hissing sound like a goose.

startverbUS /stɑːrt/

take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading Something which can be opened on credit, but it takes cash to start a church.

takesnounUS /teɪks/

plural of “take” — the income or profit arising from such transactions as the sale of land or other property

From this reading Something which can be opened on credit, but it takes cash to start a church.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Scandal is the black sheep in the family of Love.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Something which can be opened on credit, but it takes cash to start a church.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading * * * * * ### S: The nineteenth letter of the alphabet, which is called a sibilant, because it makes a hissing sound like a goose.

Chapter 3 of The Silly Syclopedia A Terrible Thing in by George V. (George Vere) Hobart holds 503 sentences, grouped into 101 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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