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The Slizzers

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Slizzers is here in full — 228 sentences across 46 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.
I'll call them the _slizzers_, because they _sliz_ people.
Lord only knows how long they've been on Earth, and how many of them there are....
They're all around us, living with us.
We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Slizzers

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Slizzers is here in full — 228 sentences across 46 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/45 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.
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I'll call them the _slizzers_, because they _sliz_ people.
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Lord only knows how long they've been on Earth, and how many of them there are....
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They're all around us, living with us.
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We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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associating verb US /əˈsoʊsieɪtɪŋ/

-ing form of “associate” — make a logical or causal connection

From this reading “_The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.”

aware adjective US /əˈwer/

(sometimes followed by “of”) having or showing knowledge or understanding or realization or perception

From this reading “We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?”

enjoy verb US /ˌenˈdʒɔɪ/

derive or receive pleasure from; get enjoyment from; take pleasure in

From this reading “_The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.”

existence noun US /eɡˈzɪstəns/

the state or fact of existing

From this reading “We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?”

living noun US /ˈlɪvɪŋ/

the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities

From this reading “They're all around us, living with us.”

main adjective US /meɪn/

most important element

From this reading “_The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.”

suspect verb US /səˈspekt/

imagine to be the case or true or probable

From this reading “_The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.”

wrong adjective US /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading “_The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

associating with verb + particle counted as “associate with”

In this reading “_The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.”

on Earth preposition + noun

used with question words to convey surprise

In this reading “Lord only knows how long they've been on Earth, and how many of them there are....”

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alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Lord only knows how long they've been on Earth, and how many of them there are....

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Lord only knows how long they've been on Earth, and how many of them there are....

aroundprepositionUS /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

associatingverbUS /əˈsoʊsieɪtɪŋ/

-ing form of “associate” — make a logical or causal connection

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

awareadjectiveUS /əˈwer/

(sometimes followed by “of”) having or showing knowledge or understanding or realization or perception

From this reading We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading I'll call them the _slizzers_, because they _sliz_ people.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Lord only knows how long they've been on Earth, and how many of them there are....

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading I'll call them the _slizzers_, because they _sliz_ people.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

didn't

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From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

EarthnounUS /ɜːrθ/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading Lord only knows how long they've been on Earth, and how many of them there are....

enjoyverbUS /ˌenˈdʒɔɪ/

derive or receive pleasure from; get enjoyment from; take pleasure in

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

existencenounUS /eɡˈzɪstəns/

the state or fact of existing

From this reading We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

hardlyadverbUS /ˈhɑːrdli/

only a very short time before

From this reading We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Lord only knows how long they've been on Earth, and how many of them there are....

I'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I'll call them the _slizzers_, because they _sliz_ people.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

knowsnounUS /noʊz/

plural of “know” — the fact of being aware of information that is known to few people

From this reading Lord only knows how long they've been on Earth, and how many of them there are....

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

livingnounUS /ˈlɪvɪŋ/

the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities

From this reading They're all around us, living with us.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

LordnounUS /lɔːrd/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading Lord only knows how long they've been on Earth, and how many of them there are....

mainadjectiveUS /meɪn/

most important element

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading Lord only knows how long they've been on Earth, and how many of them there are....

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

neednounUS /niːd/

a condition requiring relief

From this reading We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Lord only knows how long they've been on Earth, and how many of them there are....

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Lord only knows how long they've been on Earth, and how many of them there are....

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading Lord only knows how long they've been on Earth, and how many of them there are....

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading I'll call them the _slizzers_, because they _sliz_ people.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

sliz

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I'll call them the _slizzers_, because they _sliz_ people.

slizzers

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

suspectverbUS /səˈspekt/

imagine to be the case or true or probable

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading I'll call them the _slizzers_, because they _sliz_ people.

themselvespronounUS /ðemˈselvz/

used when the people doing the action are also its object

From this reading We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Lord only knows how long they've been on Earth, and how many of them there are....

there's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I'll call them the _slizzers_, because they _sliz_ people.

They're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

they've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Lord only knows how long they've been on Earth, and how many of them there are....

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

troublenounUS /ˈtrʌbəl/

a source of difficulty

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We are hardly ever aware of their existence, because they can _make_ themselves look like us, and do most of the time; and if they can look like us, there's really no need for them to think like us, is there?

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

you'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _The main trouble is that you'd never suspect anything was wrong; you'd enjoy associating with _slizzers_, so long as you didn't know...._ They're all around us.

Chapter 1 of The Slizzers by Jerome Bixby holds 228 sentences, grouped into 46 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in The Slizzers

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Trouble
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Slizzers; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
You'd
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Never
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Slizzers; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Suspect
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Slizzers; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.