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The Stag Cook Book: Written for Men by Men
The Stag Cook Book: Written for Men by Men

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Stag Cook Book: Written for Men by Men is here in full — 326 sentences across 66 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.
_“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!
For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_
_At range and at oven, at (whisper it!) still, A man is undoubtedly master; His cooking is done with an air and a skill, He’s sure as a woman—and faster!
He may break the dishes and clutter the floor, And if he is praised—he deserves it— He may flaunt his prowess until he’s a bore....
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The Stag Cook Book: Written for Men by Men

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Stag Cook Book: Written for Men by Men is here in full — 326 sentences across 66 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.
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_“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!
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For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_
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_At range and at oven, at (whisper it!) still, A man is undoubtedly master; His cooking is done with an air and a skill, He’s sure as a woman—and faster!
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He may break the dishes and clutter the floor, And if he is praised—he deserves it— He may flaunt his prowess until he’s a bore....

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

clutter noun US /ˈklʌtər/

a confused multitude of things

From this reading “He may break the dishes and clutter the floor, And if he is praised—he deserves it— He may flaunt his prowess until he’s a bore....”

flaunt verb US /flɔːnt/

display proudly; act ostentatiously or pretentiously

From this reading “He may break the dishes and clutter the floor, And if he is praised—he deserves it— He may flaunt his prowess until he’s a bore....”

grills noun US /ɡrɪlz/

plural of “grill” — a restaurant where food is cooked on a grill

From this reading “For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_”

kitchenette noun US /ˌkɪtʃəˈnet/

small kitchen

From this reading “For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_”

kitchens noun US /ˈkɪtʃənz/

plural of “kitchen” — a room equipped for preparing meals

From this reading “For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_”

saucepan noun US /ˈsɔːspæn/

a deep pan with a handle; used for stewing or boiling

From this reading “For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_”

skeptical adjective US /ˈskeptəkəl/

denying or questioning the tenets of especially a religion

From this reading “For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_”

stoves noun US /stoʊvz/

plural of “stove” — a kitchen appliance used for cooking food

From this reading “For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

favorable circumstances adjective + noun

In this reading “_With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.”

civilized man adjective + noun

In this reading “_“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!”

fires glow verb + noun counted as “fire glow”

In this reading “For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_”

live without verb + particle

In this reading “_“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!”

with an air preposition + article + noun counted as “with … air”

In this reading “_At range and at oven, at (whisper it!) still, A man is undoubtedly master; His cooking is done with an air and a skill, He’s sure as a woman—and faster!”

in a minute preposition + article + noun counted as “in … minute”

In this reading “For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_”

make things verb + noun

In this reading “For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_”

All words in this reading · 145

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

agesnounUS /ˈeɪdʒəz/

plural of “age” — how long something has existed

From this reading _“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!

airnounUS /er/

a mixture of gases (especially oxygen) required for breathing; the stuff that the wind consists of

From this reading _At range and at oven, at (whisper it!) still, A man is undoubtedly master; His cooking is done with an air and a skill, He’s sure as a woman—and faster!

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

artauxiliary verbUS /ɑːrt/

an old form of “are”, used with “thou”

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading _“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

attemptnounUS /əˈtempt/

earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

booksnounUS /bʊks/

Bound written or printed works.

From this reading _“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!

boreverbUS /bɔːr/

cause to be bored

From this reading He may break the dishes and clutter the floor, And if he is praised—he deserves it— He may flaunt his prowess until he’s a bore....

breakverbUS /breɪk/

terminate

From this reading He may break the dishes and clutter the floor, And if he is praised—he deserves it— He may flaunt his prowess until he’s a bore....

bringverbUS /brɪŋ/

take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading _“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

campnounUS /kæmp/

temporary living quarters specially built by the army for soldiers

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

cannot

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!

chef-d'œuvre

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

circumstancesnounUS /ˈsɜːrkəmstænsəz/

your overall circumstances or condition in life (including everything that happens to you)

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

civilizedadjectiveUS /ˈsɪvəlaɪzd/

having a high state of culture and development both social and technological

From this reading _“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!

clutternounUS /ˈklʌtər/

a confused multitude of things

From this reading He may break the dishes and clutter the floor, And if he is praised—he deserves it— He may flaunt his prowess until he’s a bore....

cookverbUS /kʊk/

prepare a hot meal

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

cookingnounUS /ˈkʊkɪŋ/

the act of preparing something (as food) by the application of heat

From this reading _At range and at oven, at (whisper it!) still, A man is undoubtedly master; His cooking is done with an air and a skill, He’s sure as a woman—and faster!

cooksnounUS /kʊks/

plural of “cook” — someone who cooks food

From this reading _“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!

DAVISnounUS /ˈdeɪvəs/

English navigator who explored the Arctic while searching for the Northwest Passage (1550-1605)

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

deservesverbUS /dɪˈzɜːrvz/

third-person singular of “deserve” — be worthy or deserving

From this reading He may break the dishes and clutter the floor, And if he is praised—he deserves it— He may flaunt his prowess until he’s a bore....

dishnounUS /dɪʃ/

a piece of dishware normally used as a container for holding or serving food

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

dishesnounUS /ˈdɪʃəz/

plural of “dish” — a piece of dishware normally used as a container for holding or serving food

From this reading He may break the dishes and clutter the floor, And if he is praised—he deserves it— He may flaunt his prowess until he’s a bore....

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

electricadjectiveUS /ɪˈlektrɪk/

using or providing or producing or transmitting or operated by electricity

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

exceedinglyadverbUS /ɪkˈsiːdɪŋli/

to an extreme degree

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

fasteradverbUS /ˈfæstər/

more quickly

From this reading _At range and at oven, at (whisper it!) still, A man is undoubtedly master; His cooking is done with an air and a skill, He’s sure as a woman—and faster!

favorableadjectiveUS /ˈfeɪvərəbəl/

encouraging or approving or pleasing

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

feminineadjectiveUS /ˈfemənən/

associated with women and not with men

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

fireverbUS /ˈfaɪər/

start firing a weapon

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

firesnounUS /ˈfaɪərz/

plural of “fire” — the event of something burning (often destructive)

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

flauntverbUS /flɔːnt/

display proudly; act ostentatiously or pretentiously

From this reading He may break the dishes and clutter the floor, And if he is praised—he deserves it— He may flaunt his prowess until he’s a bore....

floornounUS /flɔːr/

the inside lower horizontal surface (as of a room, hallway, tent, or other structure)

From this reading He may break the dishes and clutter the floor, And if he is praised—he deserves it— He may flaunt his prowess until he’s a bore....

foodnounUS /fuːd/

any substance that can be metabolized by an animal to give energy and build tissue

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

forgetverbUS /fərˈɡet/

dismiss from the mind; stop remembering

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

glownounUS /ɡloʊ/

an alert and refreshed state

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

goneadjectiveUS /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading _“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!

grillsnounUS /ɡrɪlz/

plural of “grill” — a restaurant where food is cooked on a grill

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

HnounUS /eɪtʃ/

a nonmetallic univalent element that is normally a colorless and odorless highly flammable diatomic gas; the simplest and lightest and most abundant element in the universe

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He may break the dishes and clutter the floor, And if he is praised—he deserves it— He may flaunt his prowess until he’s a bore....

He's

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From this reading _At range and at oven, at (whisper it!) still, A man is undoubtedly master; His cooking is done with an air and a skill, He’s sure as a woman—and faster!

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

HisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading _At range and at oven, at (whisper it!) still, A man is undoubtedly master; His cooking is done with an air and a skill, He’s sure as a woman—and faster!

housesnounUS /ˈhaʊsəz/

plural of “house” — a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading _“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!

hugeadjectiveUS /hjuːdʒ/

unusually great in size or amount or degree or especially extent or scope

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

hungryadjectiveUS /ˈhʌŋɡri/

feeling hunger; feeling a need or desire to eat food

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading He may break the dishes and clutter the floor, And if he is praised—he deserves it— He may flaunt his prowess until he’s a bore....

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

IntroductionnounUS /ˌɪntrəˈdʌkʃən/

the act of beginning something new

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _At range and at oven, at (whisper it!) still, A man is undoubtedly master; His cooking is done with an air and a skill, He’s sure as a woman—and faster!

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!

kettlenounUS /ˈketəl/

a metal pot for stewing or boiling; usually has a lid

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

kitchenettenounUS /ˌkɪtʃəˈnet/

small kitchen

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

kitchensnounUS /ˈkɪtʃənz/

plural of “kitchen” — a room equipped for preparing meals

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

leftnounUS /left/

location near or direction toward the left side; i.e. the side to the north when a person or object faces east

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

libelnounUS /ˈlaɪbəl/

a false and malicious publication printed for the purpose of defaming a living person

From this reading _“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!

liveverbUS /laɪv/

be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading _“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading _“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!

masternounUS /ˈmæstər/

an artist of consummate skill

From this reading _At range and at oven, at (whisper it!) still, A man is undoubtedly master; His cooking is done with an air and a skill, He’s sure as a woman—and faster!

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading _“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!

mettlenounUS /ˈmetəl/

the courage to carry on

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

minutenounUS /ˈmɪnət/

a unit of time equal to 60 seconds or 1/60th of an hour

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

ovennounUS /ˈʌvən/

kitchen appliance used for baking or roasting

From this reading _At range and at oven, at (whisper it!) still, A man is undoubtedly master; His cooking is done with an air and a skill, He’s sure as a woman—and faster!

pagesnounUS /ˈpeɪdʒəz/

plural of “page” — one side of one leaf (of a book or magazine or newspaper or letter etc.) or the written or pictorial matter it contains

From this reading _“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

praisedverbUS /preɪzd/

past form of “praise” — express approval of

From this reading He may break the dishes and clutter the floor, And if he is praised—he deserves it— He may flaunt his prowess until he’s a bore....

produceverbUS /prəˈduːs/

bring forth or yield

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

provedadjectiveUS /pruːvd/

established beyond doubt

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

prowessnounUS /ˈpraʊəs/

a superior skill that you can learn by study and practice and observation

From this reading He may break the dishes and clutter the floor, And if he is praised—he deserves it— He may flaunt his prowess until he’s a bore....

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

raillerynoun

light teasing repartee

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

rangenounUS /reɪndʒ/

an area in which something acts or operates or has power or control: "the range of a supersonic jet"

From this reading _At range and at oven, at (whisper it!) still, A man is undoubtedly master; His cooking is done with an air and a skill, He’s sure as a woman—and faster!

realadjectiveUS /riːl/

being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verified existence; not illusory

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

ROBERTnounUS /ˈrɑːbərt/

United States parliamentary authority and author (in 1876) of Robert's Rules of Order (1837-1923)

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

sarcasmnounUS /ˈsɑːrkæzəm/

witty language used to convey insults or scorn

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

saucepannounUS /ˈsɔːspæn/

a deep pan with a handle; used for stewing or boiling

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

sayingnounUS /ˈseɪɪŋ/

a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading _“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!

shinyadjectiveUS /ˈʃaɪni/

reflecting light

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

skepticaladjectiveUS /ˈskeptəkəl/

denying or questioning the tenets of especially a religion

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

skillnounUS /skɪl/

an ability that has been acquired by training

From this reading _At range and at oven, at (whisper it!) still, A man is undoubtedly master; His cooking is done with an air and a skill, He’s sure as a woman—and faster!

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

smilesnounUS /smaɪlz/

plural of “smile” — a facial expression characterized by turning up the corners of the mouth; usually shows pleasure or amusement

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading _“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

spoilverbUS /spɔɪl/

make a mess of, destroy or ruin

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

spoonnounUS /spuːn/

a piece of cutlery with a shallow bowl-shaped container and a handle; used to stir or serve or take up food

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

stovesnounUS /stoʊvz/

plural of “stove” — a kitchen appliance used for cooking food

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading _At range and at oven, at (whisper it!) still, A man is undoubtedly master; His cooking is done with an air and a skill, He’s sure as a woman—and faster!

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading _“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading _“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading _“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!

tilingnoun

the application of tiles to cover a surface

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

tinyadjectiveUS /ˈtaɪni/

very small

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

triedadjectiveUS /traɪd/

tested and proved useful or correct

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

undoubtedlyadverbUS /ənˈdaʊtɪdli/

without doubt; certainly

From this reading _At range and at oven, at (whisper it!) still, A man is undoubtedly master; His cooking is done with an air and a skill, He’s sure as a woman—and faster!

untilprepositionUS /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading He may break the dishes and clutter the floor, And if he is praised—he deserves it— He may flaunt his prowess until he’s a bore....

valuenounUS /ˈvæljuː/

a numerical quantity measured or assigned or computed

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

weakenedadjectiveUS /ˈwiːkənd/

impaired by diminution

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

WhereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

whispernounUS /ˈwɪspər/

speaking softly without vibration of the vocal cords

From this reading _At range and at oven, at (whisper it!) still, A man is undoubtedly master; His cooking is done with an air and a skill, He’s sure as a woman—and faster!

whitenounUS /waɪt/

a Caucasian

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

WithprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading _“They may live without houses and live without books,” So the saying has gone through the ages, “But a civilized man cannot live without cooks—” It’s a libel, as proved by these pages!

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading _At range and at oven, at (whisper it!) still, A man is undoubtedly master; His cooking is done with an air and a skill, He’s sure as a woman—and faster!

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading _With an Introduction by_ ROBERT H. DAVIS who have at one time or another tried to “cook something”; and who, in the attempt, have weakened under a fire of feminine raillery and sarcasm, only to spoil what, under more favorable circumstances, would have proved a chef-d’œuvre.

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From this reading For when left by himself in a small kitchenette, With a saucepan, a spoon and a kettle, A man can make things that you’ll never forget— That will put any cook on her mettle._ _Where camp fires glow through the still of the night, Where grills are electric and shiny, Where kitchens are huge, done in tiling of white, Where stoves are exceedingly tiny, Where people are hungry—no matter the place— A man can produce in a minute A dish to bring smiles to each skeptical face, With art—and real food value—in it!_

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