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The Super Opener

Chapter I

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_Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"
Heads lifted over boards.
Kalvin Feetch shrunk visibly.
"As chief engineer you're not carrying the ball," Piltdon went on savagely.
"The Piltdon Can-Opener is trailing the competition.
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The Super Opener

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Super Opener is here in full — 432 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"
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Heads lifted over boards.
/hedz ˈlɪftəd ˈoʊvər bɔːrdz/
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Kalvin Feetch shrunk visibly.
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"As chief engineer you're not carrying the ball," Piltdon went on savagely.
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"The Piltdon Can-Opener is trailing the competition.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

competition noun US /ˌkɑːmpəˈtɪʃən/

a business relation in which two parties compete to gain customers

From this reading “"The Piltdon Can-Opener is trailing the competition.”

drafting noun US /ˈdræftɪŋ/

writing a first version to be filled out and polished later

From this reading “_Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"”

grated verb US /ˈɡreɪtɪd/

past form of “grate” — furnish with a grate

From this reading “_Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"”

hairy adjective US /ˈheri/

having or covered with hair

From this reading “_Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"”

Ogden noun US /ˈɑːɡdən/

English psychologist who collaborated with I. A. Richards in designing Basic English (1889-1957)

From this reading “_Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"”

opener noun US /ˈoʊpənər/

the first event in a series

From this reading “_Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"”

shrunk verb US /ʃrʌŋk/

inflected form of “shrink” — wither, as with a loss of moisture

From this reading “Kalvin Feetch shrunk visibly.”

slamming verb US /ˈslæmɪŋ/

inflected form of “slam” — close violently

From this reading “_Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

chief engineer noun + noun

In this reading “"As chief engineer you're not carrying the ball," Piltdon went on savagely.”

next time adjective + noun

In this reading “_Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"”

went on verb + particle counted as “go on”

continue a certain state, condition, or activity

In this reading “"As chief engineer you're not carrying the ball," Piltdon went on savagely.”

All words in this reading · 52

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "As chief engineer you're not carrying the ball," Piltdon went on savagely.

askverbUS /æsk/

make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

ballnounUS /bɔːl/

round object that is hit or thrown or kicked in games

From this reading "As chief engineer you're not carrying the ball," Piltdon went on savagely.

boardnounUS /bɔːrd/

a committee having supervisory powers

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

boardsnounUS /bɔːrdz/

(used in the plural) the stage of a theater

From this reading Heads lifted over boards.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

Can-Opener

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "The Piltdon Can-Opener is trailing the competition.

carryingverbUS /ˈkæriɪŋ/

-ing form of “carry” — move while supporting, either in a vehicle or in one's hands or on one's body

From this reading "As chief engineer you're not carrying the ball," Piltdon went on savagely.

chiefnounUS /tʃiːf/

a person who is in charge

From this reading "As chief engineer you're not carrying the ball," Piltdon went on savagely.

CompanynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

competitionnounUS /ˌkɑːmpəˈtɪʃən/

a business relation in which two parties compete to gain customers

From this reading "The Piltdon Can-Opener is trailing the competition.

draftingnounUS /ˈdræftɪŋ/

writing a first version to be filled out and polished later

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

engineernounUS /ˈendʒəˈnɪr/

a person who uses scientific knowledge to solve practical problems

From this reading "As chief engineer you're not carrying the ball," Piltdon went on savagely.

Feetch

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

fistnounUS /fɪst/

a hand with the fingers clenched in the palm (as for hitting)

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

gratedverbUS /ˈɡreɪtɪd/

past form of “grate” — furnish with a grate

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

hairyadjectiveUS /ˈheri/

having or covered with hair

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

HeadsnounUS /hedz/

plural of “head” — the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading Heads lifted over boards.

Here's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "The Piltdon Can-Opener is trailing the competition.

Kalvin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Kalvin Feetch shrunk visibly.

liftedadjectiveUS /ˈlɪftəd/

held up in the air

From this reading Heads lifted over boards.

M-D

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "As chief engineer you're not carrying the ball," Piltdon went on savagely.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

OgdennounUS /ˈɑːɡdən/

English psychologist who collaborated with I. A. Richards in designing Basic English (1889-1957)

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "As chief engineer you're not carrying the ball," Piltdon went on savagely.

openernounUS /ˈoʊpənər/

the first event in a series

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading Heads lifted over boards.

Piltdon

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

presidentnounUS /ˈprezədent/

an executive officer of a firm or corporation

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

resultsnounUS /rɪˈzʌlts/

plural of “result” — a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

savagelyadverbUS /ˈsævɪdʒli/

in a vicious manner

From this reading "As chief engineer you're not carrying the ball," Piltdon went on savagely.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

shrunkverbUS /ʃrʌŋk/

inflected form of “shrink” — wither, as with a loss of moisture

From this reading Kalvin Feetch shrunk visibly.

slammingverbUS /ˈslæmɪŋ/

inflected form of “slam” — close violently

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

trailingnounUS /ˈtreɪlɪŋ/

the pursuit (of a person or animal) by following tracks or marks they left behind

From this reading "The Piltdon Can-Opener is trailing the competition.

visiblyadverbUS /ˈvɪzəbli/

in a visible manner

From this reading Kalvin Feetch shrunk visibly.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading "As chief engineer you're not carrying the ball," Piltdon went on savagely.

whynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _Here's why you should ask for a "Feetch M-D" next time you get a can opener!_ "Feetch!" grated Ogden Piltdon, president of the Piltdon Opener Company, slamming the drafting board with his hairy fist, "I want results!"

you're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "As chief engineer you're not carrying the ball," Piltdon went on savagely.

Chapter 1 of The Super Opener by Michael Zuroy holds 432 sentences, grouped into 87 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 432 sentences of The Super Opener, unabridged, divided into 87 reading sections.

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Here's
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Feetch
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Opener
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