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The Touch of Abner

Chapter I

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AUTHOR OF "THE FRONTIERSMAN," "THE LONG PATROL," "IF ANY MAN SIN," "THE FOURTH WATCH," "THE UNKNOWN WRESTLER," ETC.
_Printed in the United States of America_ To the Various Tribes of Zeb And The Wandering Spirits of Abner This Book is Affectionately Dedicated.
"Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."
THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of
a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Touch of Abner

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Touch of Abner is here in full — 403 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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AUTHOR OF "THE FRONTIERSMAN," "THE LONG PATROL," "IF ANY MAN SIN," "THE FOURTH WATCH," "THE UNKNOWN WRESTLER," ETC.
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_Printed in the United States of America_ To the Various Tribes of Zeb And The Wandering Spirits of Abner This Book is Affectionately Dedicated.
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"Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestinme to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."
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THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, anLuck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV UnderpinninV Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of
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a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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Bottled verb US /ˈbɑːtəld/

past form of “bottle” — store (liquids or gases) in bottles

From this reading “a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX”

Dump verb US /dʌmp/

throw away as refuse

From this reading “THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of”

Flea noun US /fliː/

any wingless bloodsucking parasitic insect noted for ability to leap

From this reading “THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of”

gall noun US /ɡɔːl/

an open sore on the back of a horse caused by ill-fitting or badly adjusted saddle

From this reading “"Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."”

han noun US /hɑːn/

imperial dynasty that ruled China (most of the time from 206 BC to AD 220) and expanded its boundaries and developed its bureaucracy; remembered as one of the great eras of Chinese civilization

From this reading “"Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."”

Jolt noun US /dʒoʊlt/

a sudden jarring impact

From this reading “a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX”

Movies noun US /ˈmuːviz/

plural of “movie” — a form of entertainment that enacts a story by sound and a sequence of images giving the illusion of continuous movement

From this reading “THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of”

wrestler noun US /ˈresələr/

combatant who tries to throw opponent to the ground

From this reading “AUTHOR OF "THE FRONTIERSMAN," "THE LONG PATROL," "IF ANY MAN SIN," "THE FOURTH WATCH," "THE UNKNOWN WRESTLER," ETC.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Dear Sir adjective + noun

In this reading “"Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."”

ANY MAN adjective + noun

In this reading “AUTHOR OF "THE FRONTIERSMAN," "THE LONG PATROL," "IF ANY MAN SIN," "THE FOURTH WATCH," "THE UNKNOWN WRESTLER," ETC.”

All words in this reading · 115

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

Abner

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ To the Various Tribes of Zeb And The Wandering Spirits of Abner This Book is Affectionately Dedicated.

AdvicenounUS /ædˈvaɪs/

a proposal for an appropriate course of action

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

AffectionatelyadverbUS /əˈfekʃənətli/

with affection

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ To the Various Tribes of Zeb And The Wandering Spirits of Abner This Book is Affectionately Dedicated.

ain't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

AmericanounUS /əˈmerəkə/

North American republic containing 50 states - 48 conterminous states in North America plus Alaska in northwest North America and the Hawaiian Islands in the Pacific Ocean; achieved independence in 1776

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ To the Various Tribes of Zeb And The Wandering Spirits of Abner This Book is Affectionately Dedicated.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ To the Various Tribes of Zeb And The Wandering Spirits of Abner This Book is Affectionately Dedicated.

ANYadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading AUTHOR OF "THE FRONTIERSMAN," "THE LONG PATROL," "IF ANY MAN SIN," "THE FOURTH WATCH," "THE UNKNOWN WRESTLER," ETC.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

AUTHORnounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading AUTHOR OF "THE FRONTIERSMAN," "THE LONG PATROL," "IF ANY MAN SIN," "THE FOURTH WATCH," "THE UNKNOWN WRESTLER," ETC.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

BeatingnounUS /ˈbiːtɪŋ/

the act of overcoming or outdoing

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

BIGLOW

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

BooknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ To the Various Tribes of Zeb And The Wandering Spirits of Abner This Book is Affectionately Dedicated.

BottledverbUS /ˈbɑːtəld/

past form of “bottle” — store (liquids or gases) in bottles

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

BrainsnounUS /breɪnz/

plural of “brain” — that part of the central nervous system that includes all the higher nervous centers; enclosed within the skull; continuous with the spinal cord

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

comin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

CountrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

DearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

DedicatedadjectiveUS /ˈdedəkeɪtəd/

devoted to a cause or ideal or purpose

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ To the Various Tribes of Zeb And The Wandering Spirits of Abner This Book is Affectionately Dedicated.

Divils

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

DumpverbUS /dʌmp/

throw away as refuse

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

EarnounUS /iːr/

the sense organ for hearing and equilibrium

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

ETC

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading AUTHOR OF "THE FRONTIERSMAN," "THE LONG PATROL," "IF ANY MAN SIN," "THE FOURTH WATCH," "THE UNKNOWN WRESTLER," ETC.

FactsnounUS /fækts/

plural of “fact” — a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

FleanounUS /fliː/

any wingless bloodsucking parasitic insect noted for ability to leap

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

FOURTHnounUS /fɔːrθ/

following the third position; number four in a countable series

From this reading AUTHOR OF "THE FRONTIERSMAN," "THE LONG PATROL," "IF ANY MAN SIN," "THE FOURTH WATCH," "THE UNKNOWN WRESTLER," ETC.

FriendlyadjectiveUS /ˈfrendli/

characteristic of or befitting a friend

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

FRONTIERSMANnoun

a man who lives on the frontier

From this reading AUTHOR OF "THE FRONTIERSMAN," "THE LONG PATROL," "IF ANY MAN SIN," "THE FOURTH WATCH," "THE UNKNOWN WRESTLER," ETC.

funnyadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

GalnounUS /ɡæl/

United States liquid unit equal to 4 quarts or 3.785 liters

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

gallnounUS /ɡɔːl/

an open sore on the back of a horse caused by ill-fitting or badly adjusted saddle

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

hannounUS /hɑːn/

imperial dynasty that ruled China (most of the time from 206 BC to AD 220) and expanded its boundaries and developed its bureaucracy; remembered as one of the great eras of Chinese civilization

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

HerselfpronounUS /hərˈself/

used when the woman or girl doing the action is also its object

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

honeynounUS /ˈhʌni/

a sweet yellow liquid produced by bees

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

IFconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading AUTHOR OF "THE FRONTIERSMAN," "THE LONG PATROL," "IF ANY MAN SIN," "THE FOURTH WATCH," "THE UNKNOWN WRESTLER," ETC.

IInoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

IIInoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ To the Various Tribes of Zeb And The Wandering Spirits of Abner This Book is Affectionately Dedicated.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ To the Various Tribes of Zeb And The Wandering Spirits of Abner This Book is Affectionately Dedicated.

IVnoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of three and one

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

IXnoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of eight and one

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

JerrynounUS /ˈdʒeri/

offensive term for a person of German descent

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

JoltnounUS /dʒoʊlt/

a sudden jarring impact

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

Joy-ride

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

Klink

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

knowsnounUS /noʊz/

plural of “know” — the fact of being aware of information that is known to few people

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

LONGadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading AUTHOR OF "THE FRONTIERSMAN," "THE LONG PATROL," "IF ANY MAN SIN," "THE FOURTH WATCH," "THE UNKNOWN WRESTLER," ETC.

LucknounUS /lʌk/

your overall circumstances or condition in life (including everything that happens to you)

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

MANnounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading AUTHOR OF "THE FRONTIERSMAN," "THE LONG PATROL," "IF ANY MAN SIN," "THE FOURTH WATCH," "THE UNKNOWN WRESTLER," ETC.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

MoistadjectiveUS /mɔɪst/

slightly wet

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

MoviesnounUS /ˈmuːviz/

plural of “movie” — a form of entertainment that enacts a story by sound and a sequence of images giving the illusion of continuous movement

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading AUTHOR OF "THE FRONTIERSMAN," "THE LONG PATROL," "IF ANY MAN SIN," "THE FOURTH WATCH," "THE UNKNOWN WRESTLER," ETC.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

PAPERSnounUS /ˈpeɪpərz/

writing that provides information (especially information of an official nature)

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

Pardnernoun

an associate in an activity or endeavor or sphere of common interest

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

PATROLnounUS /pəˈtroʊl/

a detachment used for security or reconnaissance

From this reading AUTHOR OF "THE FRONTIERSMAN," "THE LONG PATROL," "IF ANY MAN SIN," "THE FOURTH WATCH," "THE UNKNOWN WRESTLER," ETC.

PigsnounUS /pɪɡz/

plural of “pig” — domestic swine

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

PlainadjectiveUS /pleɪn/

clearly revealed to the mind or the senses or judgment

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

planverbUS /plæn/

have the will and intention to carry out some action

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

pleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

PrintedverbUS /ˈprɪntɪd/

past form of “print” — put into print

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ To the Various Tribes of Zeb And The Wandering Spirits of Abner This Book is Affectionately Dedicated.

RatsnounUS /ræts/

plural of “rat” — any of various long-tailed rodents similar to but larger than a mouse

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

ReceptionnounUS /rɪˈsepʃən/

the manner in which something is greeted

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

Requestin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

SchemenounUS /skiːm/

an elaborate and systematic plan of action

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

SINnounUS /sɪn/

estrangement from god

From this reading AUTHOR OF "THE FRONTIERSMAN," "THE LONG PATROL," "IF ANY MAN SIN," "THE FOURTH WATCH," "THE UNKNOWN WRESTLER," ETC.

SirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

SlipverbUS /slɪp/

move stealthily

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

SocietynounUS /səˈsaɪəti/

an extended social group having a distinctive cultural and economic organization

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

SpiritsnounUS /ˈspɪrɪts/

an alcoholic beverage that is distilled rather than fermented

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ To the Various Tribes of Zeb And The Wandering Spirits of Abner This Book is Affectionately Dedicated.

StatesnounUS /steɪts/

plural of “state” — the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ To the Various Tribes of Zeb And The Wandering Spirits of Abner This Book is Affectionately Dedicated.

SurprisedadjectiveUS /sərˈpraɪzd/

taken unawares or suddenly and feeling wonder or astonishment

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

Ten-Centers

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading AUTHOR OF "THE FRONTIERSMAN," "THE LONG PATROL," "IF ANY MAN SIN," "THE FOURTH WATCH," "THE UNKNOWN WRESTLER," ETC.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ To the Various Tribes of Zeb And The Wandering Spirits of Abner This Book is Affectionately Dedicated.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ To the Various Tribes of Zeb And The Wandering Spirits of Abner This Book is Affectionately Dedicated.

TownnounUS /taʊn/

an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

TribesnounUS /traɪbz/

plural of “tribe” — a social division of (usually preliterate) people

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ To the Various Tribes of Zeb And The Wandering Spirits of Abner This Book is Affectionately Dedicated.

Underpinnin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

UnexpectedadjectiveUS /ˌʌnɪkˈspektɪd/

not expected or anticipated

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

UnitedadjectiveUS /juːˈnaɪtɪd/

characterized by unity; being or joined into a single entity

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ To the Various Tribes of Zeb And The Wandering Spirits of Abner This Book is Affectionately Dedicated.

UNKNOWNadjectiveUS /ənˈnoʊn/

not known

From this reading AUTHOR OF "THE FRONTIERSMAN," "THE LONG PATROL," "IF ANY MAN SIN," "THE FOURTH WATCH," "THE UNKNOWN WRESTLER," ETC.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

VnounUS /viː/

a unit of potential equal to the potential difference between two points on a conductor carrying a current of 1 ampere when the power dissipated between the two points is 1 watt

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

VariousadjectiveUS /ˈveriəs/

of many different kinds purposefully arranged but lacking any uniformity

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ To the Various Tribes of Zeb And The Wandering Spirits of Abner This Book is Affectionately Dedicated.

VInounUS /vaɪ/

the cardinal number that is the sum of five and one

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

VIInoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of six and one

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

VIIInoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of seven and one

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

WanderingadjectiveUS /ˈwɑːndərɪŋ/

migratory

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ To the Various Tribes of Zeb And The Wandering Spirits of Abner This Book is Affectionately Dedicated.

WATCHverbUS /wɑːtʃ/

look attentively

From this reading AUTHOR OF "THE FRONTIERSMAN," "THE LONG PATROL," "IF ANY MAN SIN," "THE FOURTH WATCH," "THE UNKNOWN WRESTLER," ETC.

WRESTLERnounUS /ˈresələr/

combatant who tries to throw opponent to the ground

From this reading AUTHOR OF "THE FRONTIERSMAN," "THE LONG PATROL," "IF ANY MAN SIN," "THE FOURTH WATCH," "THE UNKNOWN WRESTLER," ETC.

wut's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

XnounUS /eks/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nine and one; the base of the decimal system

From this reading THE BIGLOW PAPERS, No. X I Brains, Gall, an’ Luck II Ten-Centers III Society Pigs IV Underpinnin’ V Plain Facts VI A Flea in the Ear VII Beating the Movies VIII The Dump Scheme IX A Slip of

XInounUS /ʃiː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of ten and one

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

XIInoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of eleven and one

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

XIIInoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of twelve and one

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

XIVnoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of thirteen and one

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

XIXnoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of eighteen and one

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

XVnoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of fourteen and one

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

XVInoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of fifteen and one

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

XVIInoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of sixteen and one

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

XVIIInoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of seventeen and one

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

XXnoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of nineteen and one

From this reading a Gal X An Unexpected Jolt XI Town Rats XII Bottled Divils XIII The Joy-ride XIV Surprised at Herself XV Country Rats XVI In the Klink XVII Friendly Advice XVIII A Moist Reception XIX Jerry, Me Pardner XX

YourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Dear Sir,—Your letter come to han’, Requestin’ me to please be funny; But I ain’t made upon a plan That knows wut’s comin’, gall or honey."

Zeb

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ To the Various Tribes of Zeb And The Wandering Spirits of Abner This Book is Affectionately Dedicated.

Chapter 1 of The Touch of Abner by H. A. (Hiram Alfred) Cody holds 403 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Frontiersman
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