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Chapter XIV · Chapter 14

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I’m going for a doctor to come and see if anything’s the matter with you.
Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.
You’ve been making enough noise to bring the house down for the last hour or two.”
But what was I to think of those letters?” whimpered Mrs. Heasant.
I should have known what to think of them,” said Bertie; if you choose to excite yourself over other people’s correspondence it’s your own fault.
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The Toys of Peace, and Other Papers

Chapter XIV · Chapter 14

Chapter 14 of The Toys of Peace, and Other Papers is here in full — 161 sentences across 33 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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I’m going for a doctor to come and see if anything’s the matter with you.
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Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.
/ʌv kɔːrs ɪt wɑːz ɔːl ə hoʊks bʌt noʊ ˈpɜːrsən ɪn hɪz raɪt maɪnd kʊd hæv bɪˈliːvd ɔːl ðæt ˈrʌbɪʃ əˈbaʊt ˈmɜːrdər ənd ˈsuːəsaɪd ənd ˈdʒuːəlz/
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You’ve been making enough noise to bring the house down for the last hour or two.”
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But what was I to think of those letters?” whimpered Mrs. Heasant.
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I should have known what to think of them,” said Bertie; “if you choose to excite yourself over other people’s correspondence it’s your own fault.

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correspondence noun US /ˌkɔːrəˈspɑːndəns/

communication by the exchange of letters

From this reading ““I should have known what to think of them,” said Bertie; “if you choose to excite yourself over other people’s correspondence it’s your own fault.”

excite verb US /ɪkˈsaɪt/

arouse or elicit a feeling

From this reading ““I should have known what to think of them,” said Bertie; “if you choose to excite yourself over other people’s correspondence it’s your own fault.”

hoax noun US /hoʊks/

something intended to deceive; deliberate trickery intended to gain an advantage

From this reading “Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.”

jewels noun US /ˈdʒuːəlz/

plural of “jewel” — a precious or semiprecious stone incorporated into a piece of jewelry

From this reading “Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.”

murder verb US /ˈmɜːrdər/

kill intentionally and with premeditation

From this reading “Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.”

people's noun US /ˈpiːpəlz/

possessive form of “people” — (plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

rubbish noun US /ˈrʌbɪʃ/

worthless material that is to be disposed of

From this reading “Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.”

suicide noun US /ˈsuːəsaɪd/

the act of killing yourself

From this reading “Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “I’m going for a doctor to come and see if anything’s the matter with you.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “I’m going for a doctor to come and see if anything’s the matter with you.

anything's

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From this reading “I’m going for a doctor to come and see if anything’s the matter with you.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading You’ve been making enough noise to bring the house down for the last hour or two.”

believedverbUS /bɪˈliːvd/

past form of “believe” — accept as true; take to be true

From this reading Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.

Bertie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I should have known what to think of them,” said Bertie; “if you choose to excite yourself over other people’s correspondence it’s your own fault.

bringverbUS /brɪŋ/

take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading You’ve been making enough noise to bring the house down for the last hour or two.”

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.

chooseverbUS /tʃuːz/

pick out, select, or choose from a number of alternatives

From this reading “I should have known what to think of them,” said Bertie; “if you choose to excite yourself over other people’s correspondence it’s your own fault.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading “I’m going for a doctor to come and see if anything’s the matter with you.

correspondencenounUS /ˌkɔːrəˈspɑːndəns/

communication by the exchange of letters

From this reading “I should have known what to think of them,” said Bertie; “if you choose to excite yourself over other people’s correspondence it’s your own fault.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.

doctornounUS /ˈdɑːktər/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading “I’m going for a doctor to come and see if anything’s the matter with you.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading You’ve been making enough noise to bring the house down for the last hour or two.”

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading You’ve been making enough noise to bring the house down for the last hour or two.”

exciteverbUS /ɪkˈsaɪt/

arouse or elicit a feeling

From this reading “I should have known what to think of them,” said Bertie; “if you choose to excite yourself over other people’s correspondence it’s your own fault.

faultnounUS /fɔːlt/

a wrong action attributable to bad judgment or ignorance or inattention

From this reading “I should have known what to think of them,” said Bertie; “if you choose to excite yourself over other people’s correspondence it’s your own fault.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading “I’m going for a doctor to come and see if anything’s the matter with you.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading “I’m going for a doctor to come and see if anything’s the matter with you.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.

Heasant

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “But what was I to think of those letters?” whimpered Mrs. Heasant.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.

hoaxnounUS /hoʊks/

something intended to deceive; deliberate trickery intended to gain an advantage

From this reading Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.

hournounUS /ˈaʊər/

a period of time equal to 1/24th of a day

From this reading You’ve been making enough noise to bring the house down for the last hour or two.”

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading You’ve been making enough noise to bring the house down for the last hour or two.”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “But what was I to think of those letters?” whimpered Mrs. Heasant.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I’m going for a doctor to come and see if anything’s the matter with you.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading “I’m going for a doctor to come and see if anything’s the matter with you.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.

it's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “I should have known what to think of them,” said Bertie; “if you choose to excite yourself over other people’s correspondence it’s your own fault.

jewelsnounUS /ˈdʒuːəlz/

plural of “jewel” — a precious or semiprecious stone incorporated into a piece of jewelry

From this reading Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.

knownadjectiveUS /noʊn/

apprehended with certainty

From this reading “I should have known what to think of them,” said Bertie; “if you choose to excite yourself over other people’s correspondence it’s your own fault.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading You’ve been making enough noise to bring the house down for the last hour or two.”

lettersnounUS /ˈletərz/

the literary culture

From this reading “But what was I to think of those letters?” whimpered Mrs. Heasant.

makingnounUS /ˈmeɪkɪŋ/

the act that results in something coming to be

From this reading You’ve been making enough noise to bring the house down for the last hour or two.”

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading “I’m going for a doctor to come and see if anything’s the matter with you.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading “But what was I to think of those letters?” whimpered Mrs. Heasant.

murderverbUS /ˈmɜːrdər/

kill intentionally and with premeditation

From this reading Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.

noisenounUS /nɔɪz/

sound of any kind (especially unintelligible or dissonant sound)

From this reading You’ve been making enough noise to bring the house down for the last hour or two.”

OfprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading You’ve been making enough noise to bring the house down for the last hour or two.”

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading “I should have known what to think of them,” said Bertie; “if you choose to excite yourself over other people’s correspondence it’s your own fault.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading “I should have known what to think of them,” said Bertie; “if you choose to excite yourself over other people’s correspondence it’s your own fault.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading “I should have known what to think of them,” said Bertie; “if you choose to excite yourself over other people’s correspondence it’s your own fault.

people'snounUS /ˈpiːpəlz/

possessive form of “people” — (plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading “I should have known what to think of them,” said Bertie; “if you choose to excite yourself over other people’s correspondence it’s your own fault.

personnounUS /ˈpɜːrsən/

a human being

From this reading Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.

rubbishnounUS /ˈrʌbɪʃ/

worthless material that is to be disposed of

From this reading Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “I should have known what to think of them,” said Bertie; “if you choose to excite yourself over other people’s correspondence it’s your own fault.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading “I’m going for a doctor to come and see if anything’s the matter with you.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading “I should have known what to think of them,” said Bertie; “if you choose to excite yourself over other people’s correspondence it’s your own fault.

suicidenounUS /ˈsuːəsaɪd/

the act of killing yourself

From this reading Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “I’m going for a doctor to come and see if anything’s the matter with you.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading “I should have known what to think of them,” said Bertie; “if you choose to excite yourself over other people’s correspondence it’s your own fault.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading “But what was I to think of those letters?” whimpered Mrs. Heasant.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading “But what was I to think of those letters?” whimpered Mrs. Heasant.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “I’m going for a doctor to come and see if anything’s the matter with you.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading You’ve been making enough noise to bring the house down for the last hour or two.”

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Of course it was all a hoax, but no person in his right mind could have believed all that rubbish about murder and suicide and jewels.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading “But what was I to think of those letters?” whimpered Mrs. Heasant.

whimpered

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From this reading “But what was I to think of those letters?” whimpered Mrs. Heasant.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading “I’m going for a doctor to come and see if anything’s the matter with you.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “I’m going for a doctor to come and see if anything’s the matter with you.

You've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You’ve been making enough noise to bring the house down for the last hour or two.”

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “I should have known what to think of them,” said Bertie; “if you choose to excite yourself over other people’s correspondence it’s your own fault.

yourselfpronounUS /jərˈself/

used when the person spoken to is also the object of the action

From this reading “I should have known what to think of them,” said Bertie; “if you choose to excite yourself over other people’s correspondence it’s your own fault.

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