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The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson
The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

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Tom Practises Sycophancy.
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?
It is because we are not the person involved.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.
It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition.
There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.
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The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson is here in full — 104 sentences across 21 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Tom Practises Sycophancy.
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Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?
/waɪ ɪz ɪt ðæt wiː rɪˈdʒɔɪs æt ə bɜːrθ ənd ɡriːv æt ə ˈfjuːnərəl/
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It is because we are not the person involved.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.
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It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition.
/ɪt ɪz ˈiːzi tuː faɪnd fɔːlt ɪf wʌn hæz ðæt ˌdɪspəˈzɪʃən/
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There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

Learner Dictionary

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Calendar noun US /ˈkæləndər/

a system of timekeeping that defines the beginning and length and divisions of the year

From this reading “It is because we are not the person involved.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.”

complained verb US /kəmˈpleɪnd/

past form of “complain” — express complaints, discontent, displeasure, or unhappiness

From this reading “There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.”

grieve verb US /ɡriːv/

feel grief

From this reading “Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?”

Practises verb US /ˈpræktɪsɪz/

third-person singular of “practise” — engage in a rehearsal

From this reading “Tom Practises Sycophancy.”

prehistoric adjective US /ˌpriːhɪˈstɔːrɪk/

belonging to or existing in times before recorded history

From this reading “There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.”

rejoice verb US /rɪˈdʒɔɪs/

feel happiness or joy

From this reading “Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?”

toads noun US /toʊdz/

plural of “toad” — any of various tailless stout-bodied amphibians with long hind limbs for leaping; semiaquatic and terrestrial species

From this reading “There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.”

Wilson's noun US /ˈwɪlsənz/

possessive form of “wilson” — author of the first novel by an African American that was published in the United States (1808-1870)

From this reading “It is because we are not the person involved.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?

ableadjectiveUS /ˈeɪbəl/

(usually followed by “to”) having the necessary means or skill or know-how or authority to do something

From this reading There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading It is because we are not the person involved.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading It is because we are not the person involved.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

beingauxiliary verbUS /ˈbiːɪŋ/

the -ing form of “be”

From this reading There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

birthnounUS /bɜːrθ/

the time when something begins (especially life)

From this reading Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?

CalendarnounUS /ˈkæləndər/

a system of timekeeping that defines the beginning and length and divisions of the year

From this reading It is because we are not the person involved.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

coalnounUS /koʊl/

fossil fuel consisting of carbonized vegetable matter deposited in the Carboniferous period

From this reading There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

complainedverbUS /kəmˈpleɪnd/

past form of “complain” — express complaints, discontent, displeasure, or unhappiness

From this reading There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

dispositionnounUS /ˌdɪspəˈzɪʃən/

your usual mood

From this reading It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition.

easyadjectiveUS /ˈiːzi/

posing no difficulty; requiring little effort

From this reading It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition.

faultnounUS /fɔːlt/

a wrong action attributable to bad judgment or ignorance or inattention

From this reading It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition.

funeralnounUS /ˈfjuːnərəl/

a ceremony at which a dead person is buried or cremated

From this reading Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?

grieveverbUS /ɡriːv/

feel grief

From this reading Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

involvedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈvɑːlvd/

connected by participation or association or use

From this reading It is because we are not the person involved.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading It is because we are not the person involved.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

personnounUS /ˈpɜːrsən/

a human being

From this reading It is because we are not the person involved.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

PractisesverbUS /ˈpræktɪsɪz/

third-person singular of “practise” — engage in a rehearsal

From this reading Tom Practises Sycophancy.

prehistoricadjectiveUS /ˌpriːhɪˈstɔːrɪk/

belonging to or existing in times before recorded history

From this reading There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

Pudd'nhead

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From this reading It is because we are not the person involved.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

rejoiceverbUS /rɪˈdʒɔɪs/

feel happiness or joy

From this reading Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?

Sycophancynoun

fawning obsequiousness

From this reading Tom Practises Sycophancy.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It is because we are not the person involved.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading It is easy to find fault, if one has that disposition.

toadsnounUS /toʊdz/

plural of “toad” — any of various tailless stout-bodied amphibians with long hind limbs for leaping; semiaquatic and terrestrial species

From this reading There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

TomnounUS /tɑːm/

male cat

From this reading Tom Practises Sycophancy.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral?

Wilson'snounUS /ˈwɪlsənz/

possessive form of “wilson” — author of the first novel by an African American that was published in the United States (1808-1870)

From this reading It is because we are not the person involved.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading There was once a man who, not being able to find any other fault with his coal, complained that there were too many prehistoric toads in it.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

Chapter 9 of The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson by Mark Twain holds 104 sentences, grouped into 21 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Pudd'nhead
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Truth
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