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The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson
The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson

Chapter XVI · Chapter 16

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Sold Down the River.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.
We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster.
It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.
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The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson

Chapter XVI · Chapter 16

Chapter 16 of The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson is here in full — 74 sentences across 15 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/14 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Sold Down the River.
/soʊld daʊn ðə ˈrɪvər/
Line 2
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
/ɪf juː pɪk ʌp ə ˈstɑːrvɪŋ dɔːɡ ənd meɪk hɪm ˈprɑːspərəs hiː wɪl nɑːt baɪt juː/
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This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.
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We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster.
/wiː noʊ ɔːl əˈbaʊt ðə ˈhæbəts ʌv ðə ænt wiː noʊ ɔːl əˈbaʊt ðə ˈhæbəts ʌv ðə biː bʌt wiː noʊ ˈnʌθɪŋ æt ɔːl əˈbaʊt ðə ˈhæbəts ʌv ðə ˈɔɪstər/
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It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

Learner Dictionary

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ant noun US /ænt/

social insect living in organized colonies; characteristically the males and fertile queen have wings during breeding season; wingless sterile females are the workers

From this reading “We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster.”

bee noun US /biː/

any of numerous hairy-bodied insects including social and solitary species

From this reading “We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster.”

Calendar noun US /ˈkæləndər/

a system of timekeeping that defines the beginning and length and divisions of the year

From this reading “This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.”

choosing verb US /ˈtʃuːzɪŋ/

-ing form of “choose” — pick out, select, or choose from a number of alternatives

From this reading “It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.”

oyster noun US /ˈɔɪstər/

marine mollusks having a rough irregular shell; found on the sea bed mostly in coastal waters

From this reading “We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster.”

prosperous adjective US /ˈprɑːspərəs/

in fortunate circumstances financially; moderately rich

From this reading “If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.”

starving adjective US /ˈstɑːrvɪŋ/

suffering from lack of food

From this reading “If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.”

Wilson's noun US /ˈwɪlsənz/

possessive form of “wilson” — author of the first novel by an African American that was published in the United States (1808-1870)

From this reading “This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster.

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.

antnounUS /ænt/

social insect living in organized colonies; characteristically the males and fertile queen have wings during breeding season; wingless sterile females are the workers

From this reading We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster.

beenounUS /biː/

any of numerous hairy-bodied insects including social and solitary species

From this reading We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

biteverbUS /baɪt/

to grip, cut off, or tear with or as if with the teeth or jaws

From this reading If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster.

CalendarnounUS /ˈkæləndər/

a system of timekeeping that defines the beginning and length and divisions of the year

From this reading This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

choosingverbUS /ˈtʃuːzɪŋ/

-ing form of “choose” — pick out, select, or choose from a number of alternatives

From this reading It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

differencenounUS /ˈdɪfərəns/

the quality of being unlike or dissimilar

From this reading This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

dognounUS /dɔːɡ/

a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many breeds

From this reading If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.

DownadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading Sold Down the River.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

habitsnounUS /ˈhæbəts/

plural of “habit” — an established custom

From this reading We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster.

oysternounUS /ˈɔɪstər/

marine mollusks having a rough irregular shell; found on the sea bed mostly in coastal waters

From this reading We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster.

pickverbUS /pɪk/

select carefully from a group

From this reading If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.

principalnounUS /ˈprɪnsəpəl/

the original amount of a debt on which interest is calculated

From this reading This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

prosperousadjectiveUS /ˈprɑːspərəs/

in fortunate circumstances financially; moderately rich

From this reading If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.

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From this reading This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

RivernounUS /ˈrɪvər/

a large natural stream of water (larger than a creek)

From this reading Sold Down the River.

seemsverbUS /siːmz/

third-person singular of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

SoldadjectiveUS /soʊld/

disposed of to a purchaser

From this reading Sold Down the River.

starvingadjectiveUS /ˈstɑːrvɪŋ/

suffering from lack of food

From this reading If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.

studyingnounUS /ˈstʌdiɪŋ/

reading carefully with intent to remember

From this reading It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Sold Down the River.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.

Wilson'snounUS /ˈwɪlsənz/

possessive form of “wilson” — author of the first novel by an African American that was published in the United States (1808-1870)

From this reading This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading It seems almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the oyster.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.

Chapter 16 of The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson by Mark Twain holds 74 sentences, grouped into 15 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Pudd'nhead
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Truth
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Trump--but
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