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The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson
The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson

Chapter XVIII · Chapter 18

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Roxana Commands.
Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession.
You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.
Thanksgiving Day.
Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys.
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The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson

Chapter XVIII · Chapter 18

Chapter 18 of The Tragedy of Pudd'nhead Wilson is here in full — 223 sentences across 45 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/44 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Roxana Commands.
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Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession.
/ˈɡrætətuːd ənd ˈtretʃ.ər.i ɑːr ˈmɪrli ðə tuː ekˈstremətiz ʌv ðə seɪm prəˈseʃən/
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You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.
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Thanksgiving Day.
/ˌθæŋksˈɡɪvɪŋ deɪ/
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Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys.
/let ɔːl ɡɪv ˈhʌmbəl ˈhɑːrti ənd sɪnˈsɪr θæŋks naʊ bʌt ðə ˈtɜːrkiz/

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Calendar noun US /ˈkæləndər/

a system of timekeeping that defines the beginning and length and divisions of the year

From this reading “You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.”

extremities noun US /ekˈstremətiz/

plural of “extremity” — an external body part that projects from the body

From this reading “Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession.”

gaudy adjective US /ˈɡɔːdi/

tastelessly showy

From this reading “You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.”

officials noun US /əˈfɪʃəlz/

plural of “official” — a worker who holds or is invested with an office

From this reading “You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.”

Thanksgiving noun US /ˌθæŋksˈɡɪvɪŋ/

fourth Thursday in November in the United States; second Monday in October in Canada; commemorates a feast held in 1621 by the Pilgrims and the Wampanoag

From this reading “Thanksgiving Day.”

treachery noun US /ˈtretʃ.ər.i/

Betrayal of trust; deceptive action or disloyalty against a host or ally.

From this reading “Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession.”

turkeys noun US /ˈtɜːrkiz/

plural of “turkey” — large gallinaceous bird with fan-shaped tail; widely domesticated for food

From this reading “Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys.”

Wilson's noun US /ˈwɪlsənz/

possessive form of “wilson” — author of the first novel by an African American that was published in the United States (1808-1870)

From this reading “You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.”

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alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession.

bandnounUS /bænd/

an unofficial association of people or groups

From this reading You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

CalendarnounUS /ˈkæləndər/

a system of timekeeping that defines the beginning and length and divisions of the year

From this reading You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

CommandsnounUS /kəˈmændz/

plural of “command” — an authoritative direction or instruction to do something

From this reading Roxana Commands.

DaynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading Thanksgiving Day.

extremitiesnounUS /ekˈstremətiz/

plural of “extremity” — an external body part that projects from the body

From this reading Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

gaudyadjectiveUS /ˈɡɔːdi/

tastelessly showy

From this reading You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys.

goneadjectiveUS /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

GratitudenounUS /ˈɡrætətuːd/

a feeling of thankfulness and appreciation

From this reading Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

heartyadjectiveUS /ˈhɑːrti/

showing warm and heartfelt friendliness

From this reading Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys.

humbleadjectiveUS /ˈhʌmbəl/

low or inferior in station or quality

From this reading Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

Letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys.

merelyadverbUS /ˈmɪrli/

and nothing more

From this reading Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession.

officialsnounUS /əˈfɪʃəlz/

plural of “official” — a worker who holds or is invested with an office

From this reading You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

processionnounUS /prəˈseʃən/

(theology) the origination of the Holy Spirit at Pentecost

From this reading Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession.

Pudd'nhead

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

Roxana

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Roxana Commands.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession.

seenverbUS /siːn/

inflected form of “see” — perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

sincereadjectiveUS /sɪnˈsɪr/

open and genuine; not deceitful

From this reading Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys.

stayingverbUS /ˈsteɪɪŋ/

-ing form of “stay” — stay the same; remain in a certain state

From this reading You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

thanksnounUS /θæŋks/

an acknowledgment of appreciation

From this reading Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys.

ThanksgivingnounUS /ˌθæŋksˈɡɪvɪŋ/

fourth Thursday in November in the United States; second Monday in October in Canada; commemorates a feast held in 1621 by the Pilgrims and the Wampanoag

From this reading Thanksgiving Day.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession.

treacherynounUS /ˈtretʃ.ər.i/

Betrayal of trust; deceptive action or disloyalty against a host or ally.

From this reading Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession.

turkeysnounUS /ˈtɜːrkiz/

plural of “turkey” — large gallinaceous bird with fan-shaped tail; widely domesticated for food

From this reading Let all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks, now, but the turkeys.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading Gratitude and treachery are merely the two extremities of the same procession.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

Wilson'snounUS /ˈwɪlsənz/

possessive form of “wilson” — author of the first novel by an African American that was published in the United States (1808-1870)

From this reading You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

worthnounUS /wɜːrθ/

an indefinite quantity of something having a specified value

From this reading You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You have seen all of it that is worth staying for when the band and the gaudy officials have gone by.--Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar.

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