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The Unpublishable Memoirs

Chapter III

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"Please explain, sir," said the judge sternly.
"DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.
I was literally bored to death.
I made the charge in jest.
DePuyster took it so seriously that I was compelled to supply the proof.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Unpublishable Memoirs

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of The Unpublishable Memoirs is here in full — 436 sentences across 88 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/87 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Please explain, sir," said the judge sternly.
/pliːz ɪkˈspleɪn sɜːr sed ðə dʒʌdʒ ˈstɜːrnli/
Line 2
"DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.
Line 3
I was literally bored to death.
/aɪ wɑːz ˈlɪtərəli bɔːrd tuː deθ/
Line 4
I made the charge in jest.
/aɪ meɪd ðə tʃɑːrdʒ ɪn dʒest/
Line 5
DePuyster took it so seriously that I was compelled to supply the proof.

Learner Dictionary

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anecdotes noun US /ˈænəkdoʊts/

plural of “anecdote” — short account of an incident (especially a biographical one)

From this reading “"DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.”

antique adjective US /ænˈtiːk/

made in or typical of earlier times and valued for its age

From this reading “"DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.”

bored adjective US /bɔːrd/

tired of the world

From this reading “I was literally bored to death.”

compelled verb US /kəmˈpeld/

inflected form of “compel” — force somebody to do something

From this reading “DePuyster took it so seriously that I was compelled to supply the proof.”

jest noun US /dʒest/

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading “I made the charge in jest.”

literally adverb US /ˈlɪtərəli/

in a literal sense

From this reading “I was literally bored to death.”

pest noun US /pest/

a serious (sometimes fatal) infection of rodents caused by Yersinia pestis and accidentally transmitted to humans by the bite of a flea that has bitten an infected animal

From this reading “"DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.”

sternly adverb US /ˈstɜːrnli/

with sternness; in a severe manner

From this reading “"Please explain, sir," said the judge sternly.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

anecdotesnounUS /ˈænəkdoʊts/

plural of “anecdote” — short account of an incident (especially a biographical one)

From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

antiqueadjectiveUS /ænˈtiːk/

made in or typical of earlier times and valued for its age

From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

becomeverbUS /bɪˈkʌm/

enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

boredadjectiveUS /bɔːrd/

tired of the world

From this reading I was literally bored to death.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

chargeverbUS /tʃɑːrdʒ/

to make a rush at or sudden attack upon, as in battle

From this reading I made the charge in jest.

compelledverbUS /kəmˈpeld/

inflected form of “compel” — force somebody to do something

From this reading DePuyster took it so seriously that I was compelled to supply the proof.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

deathnounUS /deθ/

the event of dying or departure from life

From this reading I was literally bored to death.

DePuyster

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From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

explainverbUS /ɪkˈspleɪn/

make plain and comprehensible

From this reading "Please explain, sir," said the judge sternly.

familynounUS /ˈfæməli/

a social unit living together

From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I made the charge in jest.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

jestnounUS /dʒest/

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading I made the charge in jest.

judgeverbUS /dʒʌdʒ/

determine the result of (a competition)

From this reading "Please explain, sir," said the judge sternly.

literallyadverbUS /ˈlɪtərəli/

in a literal sense

From this reading I was literally bored to death.

longeradverbUS /ˈlɔːŋɡər/

for more time

From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading I made the charge in jest.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

pestnounUS /pest/

a serious (sometimes fatal) infection of rodents caused by Yersinia pestis and accidentally transmitted to humans by the bite of a flea that has bitten an infected animal

From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

PleaseverbUS /pliːz/

give pleasure to or be pleasing to

From this reading "Please explain, sir," said the judge sternly.

proofnounUS /pruːf/

any factual evidence that helps to establish the truth of something

From this reading DePuyster took it so seriously that I was compelled to supply the proof.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Please explain, sir," said the judge sternly.

seriouslyadverbUS /ˈsɪriəsli/

in a serious manner

From this reading DePuyster took it so seriously that I was compelled to supply the proof.

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading "Please explain, sir," said the judge sternly.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading DePuyster took it so seriously that I was compelled to supply the proof.

standverbUS /stænd/

be standing; be upright

From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

sternlyadverbUS /ˈstɜːrnli/

with sternness; in a severe manner

From this reading "Please explain, sir," said the judge sternly.

storiesnounUS /ˈstɔːriz/

plural of “story” — a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

supplyverbUS /səˈplaɪ/

give something useful or necessary to

From this reading DePuyster took it so seriously that I was compelled to supply the proof.

terrornounUS /ˈterər/

an overwhelming feeling of fear and anxiety

From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Please explain, sir," said the judge sternly.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "DePuyster had become such a pest, such a terror to his friends by his family anecdotes and antique stories that I could stand it no longer.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading DePuyster took it so seriously that I was compelled to supply the proof.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I was literally bored to death.

Chapter 3 of The Unpublishable Memoirs by A. S. W. (Abraham Simon Wolf) Rosenbach holds 436 sentences, grouped into 88 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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