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The Unspeakable Scot

Chapter I

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This book is for Anglo-Saxons.
It is also in the nature of a broad hint for Scotchmen.
My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.
Also, I had the misfortune to be born on a day which is marked, sadly enough, in the calendars, BURNS DIED.
So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.
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The Unspeakable Scot

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Unspeakable Scot is here in full — 427 sentences across 86 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/85 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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This book is for Anglo-Saxons.
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It is also in the nature of a broad hint for Scotchmen.
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My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.
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Also, I had the misfortune to be born on a day which is marked, sadly enough, in the calendars, BURNS DIED.
/ˈɔːlsoʊ aɪ hæd ðə mɪˈsfɔːrtʃən tuː biː bɔːrn ɑːn ə deɪ wɪtʃ ɪz mɑːrkt ˈsædli ɪˈnʌf ɪn ðə ˈkæləndərz bɜːrnz daɪd/
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So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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Barrie noun US /ˈbæri/

Scottish dramatist and novelist; created Peter Pan (1860-1937)

From this reading “So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.”

calendars noun US /ˈkæləndərz/

plural of “calendar” — a system of timekeeping that defines the beginning and length and divisions of the year

From this reading “Also, I had the misfortune to be born on a day which is marked, sadly enough, in the calendars, BURNS DIED.”

dulcet adjective US /ˈdʌlsət/

extremely pleasant in a gentle way

From this reading “So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.”

invites noun US /ˌɪnˈvaɪts/

plural of “invite” — a colloquial expression for invitation

From this reading “So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.”

onslaught noun US /ˈɔːnslɔːt/

a sudden and severe onset of trouble

From this reading “So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.”

pens noun US /penz/

plural of “pen” — a writing implement with a point from which ink flows

From this reading “So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.”

peoples noun US /ˈpiːpəlz/

the human beings of a particular nation or community or ethnic group

From this reading “My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.”

qualification noun US /ˌkwɑːləfəˈkeɪʃən/

an attribute that must be met or complied with and that fits a person for something

From this reading “My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

broad hint adjective + noun

In this reading “It is also in the nature of a broad hint for Scotchmen.”

Of course preposition + noun

as might be expected

In this reading “So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.”

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1

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From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

2

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From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading It is also in the nature of a broad hint for Scotchmen.

alsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading It is also in the nature of a broad hint for Scotchmen.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.

Anglo-Saxons

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From this reading This book is for Anglo-Saxons.

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

appearverbUS /əˈpɪr/

give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

assistverbUS /əˈsɪst/

give help or assistance; be of service

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

BarrienounUS /ˈbæri/

Scottish dramatist and novelist; created Peter Pan (1860-1937)

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Also, I had the misfortune to be born on a day which is marked, sadly enough, in the calendars, BURNS DIED.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

bestowverbUS /bɪˈstoʊ/

present

From this reading My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading This book is for Anglo-Saxons.

bornadjectiveUS /bɔːrn/

brought into existence

From this reading Also, I had the misfortune to be born on a day which is marked, sadly enough, in the calendars, BURNS DIED.

brandnounUS /brænd/

a name given to a product or service

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

broadadjectiveUS /brɔːd/

having great (or a certain) extent from one side to the other

From this reading It is also in the nature of a broad hint for Scotchmen.

BURNSnounUS /bɜːrnz/

United States comedian and film actor (1896-1996)

From this reading Also, I had the misfortune to be born on a day which is marked, sadly enough, in the calendars, BURNS DIED.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

calendarsnounUS /ˈkæləndərz/

plural of “calendar” — a system of timekeeping that defines the beginning and length and divisions of the year

From this reading Also, I had the misfortune to be born on a day which is marked, sadly enough, in the calendars, BURNS DIED.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

characternounUS /ˈkerɪktər/

an imaginary person represented in a work of fiction (play or film or story)

From this reading My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.

contemptnounUS /kənˈtempt/

lack of respect accompanied by a feeling of intense dislike

From this reading My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading Also, I had the misfortune to be born on a day which is marked, sadly enough, in the calendars, BURNS DIED.

DIEDverbUS /daɪd/

past form of “die” — pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading Also, I had the misfortune to be born on a day which is marked, sadly enough, in the calendars, BURNS DIED.

Dr

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From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

dulcetadjectiveUS /ˈdʌlsət/

extremely pleasant in a gentle way

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading Also, I had the misfortune to be born on a day which is marked, sadly enough, in the calendars, BURNS DIED.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading This book is for Anglo-Saxons.

fortunesnounUS /ˈfɔːrtʃənz/

plural of “fortune” — an unknown and unpredictable phenomenon that causes an event to result one way rather than another

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

fundnounUS /fʌnd/

a reserve of money set aside for some purpose

From this reading My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Also, I had the misfortune to be born on a day which is marked, sadly enough, in the calendars, BURNS DIED.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

hintnounUS /hɪnt/

an indirect suggestion

From this reading It is also in the nature of a broad hint for Scotchmen.

hintsnounUS /hɪnts/

plural of “hint” — an indirect suggestion

From this reading My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading It is also in the nature of a broad hint for Scotchmen.

intellectualadjectiveUS /ˌɪntəˈlektʃuːəl/

of or associated with or requiring the use of the mind

From this reading My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.

invitesnounUS /ˌɪnˈvaɪts/

plural of “invite” — a colloquial expression for invitation

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading This book is for Anglo-Saxons.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It is also in the nature of a broad hint for Scotchmen.

JnounUS /dʒeɪ/

a unit of electrical energy equal to the work done when a current of one ampere passes through a resistance of one ohm for one second

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

largeadjectiveUS /lɑːrdʒ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.

MnounUS /em/

the basic unit of length adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites (approximately 1.094 yards)

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

markedadjectiveUS /mɑːrkt/

strongly marked; easily noticeable

From this reading Also, I had the misfortune to be born on a day which is marked, sadly enough, in the calendars, BURNS DIED.

misfortunenounUS /mɪˈsfɔːrtʃən/

unnecessary and unforeseen trouble resulting from an unfortunate event

From this reading Also, I had the misfortune to be born on a day which is marked, sadly enough, in the calendars, BURNS DIED.

mixturenounUS /ˈmɪkstʃər/

(chemistry) a substance consisting of two or more substances mixed together (not in fixed proportions and not with chemical bonding)

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.

naturenounUS /ˈneɪtʃər/

the essential qualities or characteristics by which something is recognized

From this reading It is also in the nature of a broad hint for Scotchmen.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It is also in the nature of a broad hint for Scotchmen.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Also, I had the misfortune to be born on a day which is marked, sadly enough, in the calendars, BURNS DIED.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

onslaughtnounUS /ˈɔːnslɔːt/

a sudden and severe onset of trouble

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

pensnounUS /penz/

plural of “pen” — a writing implement with a point from which ink flows

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

peoplesnounUS /ˈpiːpəlz/

the human beings of a particular nation or community or ethnic group

From this reading My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.

politest

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From this reading My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.

possessverbUS /pəˈzes/

have as an attribute, knowledge, or skill

From this reading My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.

qualificationnounUS /ˌkwɑːləfəˈkeɪʃən/

an attribute that must be met or complied with and that fits a person for something

From this reading My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.

raisedadjectiveUS /reɪzd/

located or moved above the surround or above the normal position

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

sadlyadverbUS /ˈsædli/

in an unfortunate way

From this reading Also, I had the misfortune to be born on a day which is marked, sadly enough, in the calendars, BURNS DIED.

ScotchnounUS /skɑːtʃ/

a slight surface cut (especially a notch that is made to keep a tally)

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

Scotchmen

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From this reading It is also in the nature of a broad hint for Scotchmen.

ScottishnounUS /ˈskɑːtɪʃ/

the dialect of English used in Scotland

From this reading My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.

smokingnounUS /ˈsmoʊkɪŋ/

the act of smoking tobacco or other substances

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

speakverbUS /spiːk/

express in speech

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It is also in the nature of a broad hint for Scotchmen.

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This book is for Anglo-Saxons.

thousandnounUS /ˈθaʊzənd/

the cardinal number that is the product of 10 and 100

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.

tonesnounUS /toʊnz/

plural of “tone” — the quality of a person's voice

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading My qualification to bestow broad hints upon the politest and most intellectual of the peoples is that I possess a large fund of contempt for the Scottish character.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Also, I had the misfortune to be born on a day which is marked, sadly enough, in the calendars, BURNS DIED.

wittyadjectiveUS /ˈwɪti/

combining clever conception and facetious expression

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

workverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading So that, one way and another, I appear to have been raised up for the work before us, even as Dr. J. M. Barrie[1] was raised up to assist the fortunes of a certain brand of smoking mixture.[2] Of course, if a man speak of the Scotch in any but the most dulcet tones he invites the onslaught of a thousand witty pens.

Chapter 1 of The Unspeakable Scot by T. W. H. (Thomas William Hodgson) Crosland holds 427 sentences, grouped into 86 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Anglo-saxons
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Nature
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Broad
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Scotchmen
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