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Chapter XIX

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Inanimate things, the poets to the contrary, do not share human moods.
When Loring returned to his desk in the office the typewriter, instead of showing the least sympathy, behaved abominably.
Ordinarily the letter “J” on a well-constructed machine is on the side, and little used.
But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.
But this is perhaps explained by the few terse words concluding the pamphlet of directions which accompanied the machine: “No machine ever made is _fool proof_.”
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The Up Grade

Chapter XIX

Chapter 19 of The Up Grade is here in full — 165 sentences across 33 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/33 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Inanimate things, the poets to the contrary, do not share human moods.
/ˌɪˈnænəmət θɪŋz ðə ˈpoʊəts tuː ðə ˈkɑːntreri duː nɑːt ʃer ˈhjuːmən muːdz/
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When Loring returned to his desk in the office the typewriter, instead of showing the least sympathy, behaved abominably.
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Ordinarily the letter “J” on a well-constructed machine is on the side, and little used.
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But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.
/bʌt ðɪs ˌæftərˈnuːn ɪt siːmd tuː ˌɪnˈsɪst ɑːn bɪˈɡɪnɪŋ ˈevəri wɜːrd ənd ðə ɪˈfekt ɑːn ðə ˈbɪznəs ˈletərz wɪtʃ ʃʊd hæv bɪn kəmˈpoʊzd wɑːz nɑːt ˌbenəˈfɪʃəl/
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But this is perhaps explained by the few terse words concluding the pamphlet of directions which accompanied the machine: “No machine ever made is _fool proof_.”
/bʌt ðɪs ɪz pərˈhæps ɪkˈspleɪnd baɪ ðə fjuː tɜːrs wɜːrdz kənˈkluːdɪŋ ðə ˈpæmflət ʌv dərˈekʃənz wɪtʃ əˈkʌmpənid ðə məˈʃiːn noʊ məˈʃiːn ˈevər meɪd ɪz fuːl pruːf/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

beneficial adjective US /ˌbenəˈfɪʃəl/

promoting or enhancing well-being

From this reading “But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.”

concluding adjective US /kənˈkluːdɪŋ/

occurring at or forming an end or termination

From this reading “But this is perhaps explained by the few terse words concluding the pamphlet of directions which accompanied the machine: “No machine ever made is _fool proof_.””

Inanimate adjective US /ˌɪˈnænəmət/

belonging to the class of nouns denoting nonliving things

From this reading “Inanimate things, the poets to the contrary, do not share human moods.”

moods noun US /muːdz/

plural of “mood” — a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling

From this reading “Inanimate things, the poets to the contrary, do not share human moods.”

Ordinarily adverb US /ˌɔːrdəˈnerəli/

under normal conditions

From this reading “Ordinarily the letter “J” on a well-constructed machine is on the side, and little used.”

pamphlet noun US /ˈpæmflət/

a small book usually having a paper cover

From this reading “But this is perhaps explained by the few terse words concluding the pamphlet of directions which accompanied the machine: “No machine ever made is _fool proof_.””

terse adjective US /tɜːrs/

brief and to the point; effectively cut short

From this reading “But this is perhaps explained by the few terse words concluding the pamphlet of directions which accompanied the machine: “No machine ever made is _fool proof_.””

typewriter noun US /ˈtaɪpraɪtər/

hand-operated character printer for printing written messages one character at a time

From this reading “When Loring returned to his desk in the office the typewriter, instead of showing the least sympathy, behaved abominably.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Inanimate things adjective + noun

In this reading “Inanimate things, the poets to the contrary, do not share human moods.”

insist on verb + particle

In this reading “But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Ordinarily the letter “J” on a well-constructed machine is on the side, and little used.

abominablyadverb

in an offensive and hateful manner

From this reading When Loring returned to his desk in the office the typewriter, instead of showing the least sympathy, behaved abominably.

accompaniedadjectiveUS /əˈkʌmpənid/

having companions or an escort

From this reading But this is perhaps explained by the few terse words concluding the pamphlet of directions which accompanied the machine: “No machine ever made is _fool proof_.”

afternoonnounUS /ˌæftərˈnuːn/

the part of the day between noon and evening

From this reading But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Ordinarily the letter “J” on a well-constructed machine is on the side, and little used.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.

beginningnounUS /bɪˈɡɪnɪŋ/

the event consisting of the start of something

From this reading But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.

behavedverbUS /bɪˈheɪvd/

past form of “behave” — behave in a certain manner; show a certain behavior; conduct or comport oneself

From this reading When Loring returned to his desk in the office the typewriter, instead of showing the least sympathy, behaved abominably.

beneficialadjectiveUS /ˌbenəˈfɪʃəl/

promoting or enhancing well-being

From this reading But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading But this is perhaps explained by the few terse words concluding the pamphlet of directions which accompanied the machine: “No machine ever made is _fool proof_.”

composedadjectiveUS /kəmˈpoʊzd/

serenely self-possessed and free from agitation especially in times of stress

From this reading But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.

concludingadjectiveUS /kənˈkluːdɪŋ/

occurring at or forming an end or termination

From this reading But this is perhaps explained by the few terse words concluding the pamphlet of directions which accompanied the machine: “No machine ever made is _fool proof_.”

contraryadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːntreri/

very opposed in nature or character or purpose

From this reading Inanimate things, the poets to the contrary, do not share human moods.

desknounUS /desk/

a piece of furniture with a writing surface and usually drawers or other compartments

From this reading When Loring returned to his desk in the office the typewriter, instead of showing the least sympathy, behaved abominably.

directionsnounUS /dərˈekʃənz/

plural of “direction” — a line leading to a place or point

From this reading But this is perhaps explained by the few terse words concluding the pamphlet of directions which accompanied the machine: “No machine ever made is _fool proof_.”

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Inanimate things, the poets to the contrary, do not share human moods.

effectnounUS /ɪˈfekt/

a phenomenon that follows and is caused by some previous phenomenon

From this reading But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading But this is perhaps explained by the few terse words concluding the pamphlet of directions which accompanied the machine: “No machine ever made is _fool proof_.”

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.

explainedverbUS /ɪkˈspleɪnd/

past form of “explain” — make plain and comprehensible

From this reading But this is perhaps explained by the few terse words concluding the pamphlet of directions which accompanied the machine: “No machine ever made is _fool proof_.”

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading But this is perhaps explained by the few terse words concluding the pamphlet of directions which accompanied the machine: “No machine ever made is _fool proof_.”

foolnounUS /fuːl/

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading But this is perhaps explained by the few terse words concluding the pamphlet of directions which accompanied the machine: “No machine ever made is _fool proof_.”

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading When Loring returned to his desk in the office the typewriter, instead of showing the least sympathy, behaved abominably.

humanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading Inanimate things, the poets to the contrary, do not share human moods.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading When Loring returned to his desk in the office the typewriter, instead of showing the least sympathy, behaved abominably.

InanimateadjectiveUS /ˌɪˈnænəmət/

belonging to the class of nouns denoting nonliving things

From this reading Inanimate things, the poets to the contrary, do not share human moods.

insistverbUS /ˌɪnˈsɪst/

be emphatic or resolute and refuse to budge

From this reading But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.

insteadadverbUS /ˌɪnˈsted/

in place of, or as an alternative to

From this reading When Loring returned to his desk in the office the typewriter, instead of showing the least sympathy, behaved abominably.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Ordinarily the letter “J” on a well-constructed machine is on the side, and little used.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.

JnounUS /dʒeɪ/

a unit of electrical energy equal to the work done when a current of one ampere passes through a resistance of one ohm for one second

From this reading Ordinarily the letter “J” on a well-constructed machine is on the side, and little used.

leastadjectiveUS /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading When Loring returned to his desk in the office the typewriter, instead of showing the least sympathy, behaved abominably.

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading Ordinarily the letter “J” on a well-constructed machine is on the side, and little used.

lettersnounUS /ˈletərz/

the literary culture

From this reading But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Ordinarily the letter “J” on a well-constructed machine is on the side, and little used.

Loring

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading When Loring returned to his desk in the office the typewriter, instead of showing the least sympathy, behaved abominably.

machinenounUS /məˈʃiːn/

any mechanical or electrical device that transmits or modifies energy to perform or assist in the performance of human tasks

From this reading Ordinarily the letter “J” on a well-constructed machine is on the side, and little used.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading But this is perhaps explained by the few terse words concluding the pamphlet of directions which accompanied the machine: “No machine ever made is _fool proof_.”

moodsnounUS /muːdz/

plural of “mood” — a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling

From this reading Inanimate things, the poets to the contrary, do not share human moods.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading But this is perhaps explained by the few terse words concluding the pamphlet of directions which accompanied the machine: “No machine ever made is _fool proof_.”

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Inanimate things, the poets to the contrary, do not share human moods.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading When Loring returned to his desk in the office the typewriter, instead of showing the least sympathy, behaved abominably.

officenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading When Loring returned to his desk in the office the typewriter, instead of showing the least sympathy, behaved abominably.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Ordinarily the letter “J” on a well-constructed machine is on the side, and little used.

OrdinarilyadverbUS /ˌɔːrdəˈnerəli/

under normal conditions

From this reading Ordinarily the letter “J” on a well-constructed machine is on the side, and little used.

pamphletnounUS /ˈpæmflət/

a small book usually having a paper cover

From this reading But this is perhaps explained by the few terse words concluding the pamphlet of directions which accompanied the machine: “No machine ever made is _fool proof_.”

perhapsadverbUS /pərˈhæps/

by chance

From this reading But this is perhaps explained by the few terse words concluding the pamphlet of directions which accompanied the machine: “No machine ever made is _fool proof_.”

poetsnounUS /ˈpoʊəts/

plural of “poet” — a writer of poems (the term is usually reserved for writers of good poetry)

From this reading Inanimate things, the poets to the contrary, do not share human moods.

proofnounUS /pruːf/

any factual evidence that helps to establish the truth of something

From this reading But this is perhaps explained by the few terse words concluding the pamphlet of directions which accompanied the machine: “No machine ever made is _fool proof_.”

returnedverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrnd/

past form of “return” — go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading When Loring returned to his desk in the office the typewriter, instead of showing the least sympathy, behaved abominably.

seemedverbUS /siːmd/

past form of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.

shareverbUS /ʃer/

have in common

From this reading Inanimate things, the poets to the contrary, do not share human moods.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.

showingnounUS /ˈʃoʊɪŋ/

the display of a motion picture

From this reading When Loring returned to his desk in the office the typewriter, instead of showing the least sympathy, behaved abominably.

sidenounUS /saɪd/

a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading Ordinarily the letter “J” on a well-constructed machine is on the side, and little used.

sympathynounUS /ˈsɪmpəθi/

an inclination to support or be loyal to or to agree with an opinion

From this reading When Loring returned to his desk in the office the typewriter, instead of showing the least sympathy, behaved abominably.

terseadjectiveUS /tɜːrs/

brief and to the point; effectively cut short

From this reading But this is perhaps explained by the few terse words concluding the pamphlet of directions which accompanied the machine: “No machine ever made is _fool proof_.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Inanimate things, the poets to the contrary, do not share human moods.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading Inanimate things, the poets to the contrary, do not share human moods.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Inanimate things, the poets to the contrary, do not share human moods.

typewriternounUS /ˈtaɪpraɪtər/

hand-operated character printer for printing written messages one character at a time

From this reading When Loring returned to his desk in the office the typewriter, instead of showing the least sympathy, behaved abominably.

usedadjectiveUS /juːzd/

employed in accomplishing something

From this reading Ordinarily the letter “J” on a well-constructed machine is on the side, and little used.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.

well-constructed

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Ordinarily the letter “J” on a well-constructed machine is on the side, and little used.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading When Loring returned to his desk in the office the typewriter, instead of showing the least sympathy, behaved abominably.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading But this afternoon it seemed to insist on beginning every word, and the effect on the business letters which should have been composed was not beneficial.

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading But this is perhaps explained by the few terse words concluding the pamphlet of directions which accompanied the machine: “No machine ever made is _fool proof_.”

Chapter 19 of The Up Grade by Wilder Goodwin holds 165 sentences, grouped into 33 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Stephen
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Loring
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