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The Uses of Diversity: A Book of Essays

Chapter I

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I do not like seriousness.
I think it is irreligious.
Or, if you prefer the phrase, it is the fashion of all false religions.
The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.
It has often been discussed whether animals can laugh.
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The Uses of Diversity: A Book of Essays

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Uses of Diversity: A Book of Essays is here in full — 495 sentences across 99 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/99 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
I do not like seriousness.
/aɪ duː nɑːt laɪk ˈsɪriəsnəs/
Line 2
I think it is irreligious.
Line 3
Or, if you prefer the phrase, it is the fashion of all false religions.
/ɔːr ɪf juː prəˈfɜːr ðə freɪz ɪt ɪz ðə ˈfæʃən ʌv ɔːl fɔːls riˈlɪdʒənz/
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The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.
/ðə mæn huː teɪks ˈevriθɪŋ ˈsɪriəsli ɪz ðə mæn huː meɪks æn ˈaɪdəl ʌv ˈevriθɪŋ hiː baʊz daʊn tuː wʊd ənd stoʊn ənˈtɪl hɪz lɪmz ɑːr æz ˈruːtəd æz ðə ruːts ʌv ðə triː ɔːr hɪz hed æz ˈfɑːlən æz ðə stoʊn ˈsʌŋkən baɪ ðə ˈroʊdsaɪd/
Line 5
It has often been discussed whether animals can laugh.
/ɪt hæz ˈɔːfən bɪn dɪˈskʌst ˈweðər ˈænəməlz kæn læf/

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Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bows noun US /baʊz/

plural of “bow” — a knot with two loops and loose ends; used to tie shoelaces

From this reading “The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.”

discussed verb US /dɪˈskʌst/

past form of “discuss” — to consider or examine in speech or writing

From this reading “It has often been discussed whether animals can laugh.”

idol noun US /ˈaɪdəl/

a material effigy that is worshipped

From this reading “The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.”

religions noun US /riˈlɪdʒənz/

plural of “religion” — a strong belief in a supernatural power or powers that control human destiny

From this reading “Or, if you prefer the phrase, it is the fashion of all false religions.”

roadside noun US /ˈroʊdsaɪd/

edge of a way or road or path

From this reading “The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.”

rooted adjective US /ˈruːtəd/

absolutely still

From this reading “The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.”

seriousness noun US /ˈsɪriəsnəs/

an earnest and sincere feeling

From this reading “I do not like seriousness.”

sunken adjective US /ˈsʌŋkən/

having a sunken area

From this reading “The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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by the roadside preposition + article + noun counted as “by … roadside”

In this reading “The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.”

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alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Or, if you prefer the phrase, it is the fashion of all false religions.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

animalsnounUS /ˈænəməlz/

plural of “animal” — a living organism characterized by voluntary movement

From this reading It has often been discussed whether animals can laugh.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading It has often been discussed whether animals can laugh.

bowsnounUS /baʊz/

plural of “bow” — a knot with two loops and loose ends; used to tie shoelaces

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading It has often been discussed whether animals can laugh.

discussedverbUS /dɪˈskʌst/

past form of “discuss” — to consider or examine in speech or writing

From this reading It has often been discussed whether animals can laugh.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading I do not like seriousness.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

everythingpronounUS /ˈevriθɪŋ/

all things; all of a situation

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

fallenadjectiveUS /ˈfɑːlən/

having dropped by the force of gravity

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

falseadjectiveUS /fɔːls/

not in accordance with the fact or reality or actuality

From this reading Or, if you prefer the phrase, it is the fashion of all false religions.

fashionnounUS /ˈfæʃən/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading Or, if you prefer the phrase, it is the fashion of all false religions.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It has often been discussed whether animals can laugh.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I do not like seriousness.

idolnounUS /ˈaɪdəl/

a material effigy that is worshipped

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Or, if you prefer the phrase, it is the fashion of all false religions.

irreligiousadjective

hostile or indifferent to religion

From this reading I think it is irreligious.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I think it is irreligious.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I think it is irreligious.

laughnounUS /læf/

the sound of laughing

From this reading It has often been discussed whether animals can laugh.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading I do not like seriousness.

limbsnounUS /lɪmz/

plural of “limb” — one of the jointed appendages of an animal used for locomotion or grasping: arm; leg; wing; flipper

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

makesnounUS /meɪks/

plural of “make” — a recognizable kind

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I do not like seriousness.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Or, if you prefer the phrase, it is the fashion of all false religions.

oftenadverbUS /ˈɔːfən/

many times at short intervals

From this reading It has often been discussed whether animals can laugh.

OrconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Or, if you prefer the phrase, it is the fashion of all false religions.

phrasenounUS /freɪz/

an expression consisting of one or more words forming a grammatical constituent of a sentence

From this reading Or, if you prefer the phrase, it is the fashion of all false religions.

preferverbUS /prəˈfɜːr/

like better; value more highly

From this reading Or, if you prefer the phrase, it is the fashion of all false religions.

religionsnounUS /riˈlɪdʒənz/

plural of “religion” — a strong belief in a supernatural power or powers that control human destiny

From this reading Or, if you prefer the phrase, it is the fashion of all false religions.

roadsidenounUS /ˈroʊdsaɪd/

edge of a way or road or path

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

rootedadjectiveUS /ˈruːtəd/

absolutely still

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

rootsnounUS /ruːts/

the condition of belonging to a particular place or group by virtue of social or ethnic or cultural lineage

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

seriouslyadverbUS /ˈsɪriəsli/

in a serious manner

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

seriousnessnounUS /ˈsɪriəsnəs/

an earnest and sincere feeling

From this reading I do not like seriousness.

stonenounUS /stoʊn/

a lump or mass of hard consolidated mineral matter

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

sunkenadjectiveUS /ˈsʌŋkən/

having a sunken area

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

takesnounUS /teɪks/

plural of “take” — the income or profit arising from such transactions as the sale of land or other property

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Or, if you prefer the phrase, it is the fashion of all false religions.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading I think it is irreligious.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

treenounUS /triː/

a tall perennial woody plant having a main trunk and branches forming a distinct elevated crown; includes both gymnosperms and angiosperms

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

untilprepositionUS /ənˈtɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

whetherconjunctionUS /ˈweðər/

used to introduce two or more possibilities

From this reading It has often been discussed whether animals can laugh.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

woodnounUS /wʊd/

the hard fibrous lignified substance under the bark of trees

From this reading The man who takes everything seriously is the man who makes an idol of everything: he bows down to wood and stone until his limbs are as rooted as the roots of the tree or his head as fallen as the stone sunken by the roadside.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Or, if you prefer the phrase, it is the fashion of all false religions.

Chapter 1 of The Uses of Diversity: A Book of Essays by G. K. (Gilbert Keith) Chesterton holds 495 sentences, grouped into 99 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Seriousness
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Think
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Irreligious
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Prefer
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