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The Vegetable

Chapter II

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_She has evidently rung off.
Jerry does likewise._ JERRY [_sarcastically_].
Wonderful telephone service!
[_He goes quickly back to the ’phone and picks up the receiver._] Rottenest telephone service I ever saw!
[_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.
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The Vegetable

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of The Vegetable is here in full — 392 sentences across 79 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/78 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_She has evidently rung off.
/ʃiː hæz ˈevədəntli rʌŋ ɔːf/
Line 2
Jerry does likewise._ JERRY [_sarcastically_].
/ˈdʒeri dʌz ˈlaɪkwaɪz ˈdʒeri sɑːrˈkæstɪkli/
Line 3
Wonderful telephone service!
/ˈwʌndərfəl ˈteləfoʊn ˈsɜːrvəs/
Line 4
[_He goes quickly back to the ’phone and picks up the receiver._] Rottenest telephone service I ever saw!
Line 5
[_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

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Doris noun US /ˈdɔːrəs/

(Greek mythology) wife of Nereus and mother of the Nereids

From this reading “[_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.”

insipid adjective US /ˌɪnˈsɪpəd/

lacking taste or flavor or tang

From this reading “[_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.”

phone noun US /foʊn/

electronic equipment that converts sound into electrical signals that can be transmitted over distances and then converts received signals back into sounds

From this reading “[_He goes quickly back to the ’phone and picks up the receiver._] Rottenest telephone service I ever saw!”

picks noun US /pɪks/

plural of “pick” — the person or thing chosen or selected

From this reading “[_He goes quickly back to the ’phone and picks up the receiver._] Rottenest telephone service I ever saw!”

receiver noun US /rəˈsiːvər/

set that receives radio or tv signals

From this reading “[_He goes quickly back to the ’phone and picks up the receiver._] Rottenest telephone service I ever saw!”

rung noun US /rʌŋ/

a crosspiece between the legs of a chair

From this reading “_She has evidently rung off.”

sarcastically adverb US /sɑːrˈkæstɪkli/

in a sarcastic manner

slams noun US /slæmz/

plural of “slam” — winning all or all but one of the tricks in bridge

From this reading “[_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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picks up verb + adjective counted as “pick up”

take and lift upward

In this reading “[_He goes quickly back to the ’phone and picks up the receiver._] Rottenest telephone service I ever saw!”

front door noun + noun

exterior door (at the entrance) at the front of a building

In this reading “[_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.”

young man adjective + noun

a teenager or a young adult male

In this reading “[_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.”

followed by verb + particle counted as “follow by”

In this reading “[_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.”

goes quickly verb + particle counted as “go quickly”

In this reading “[_He goes quickly back to the ’phone and picks up the receiver._] Rottenest telephone service I ever saw!”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

afterwardadverbUS /ˈæftərwərd/

happening at a time subsequent to a reference time

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading [_He goes quickly back to the ’phone and picks up the receiver._] Rottenest telephone service I ever saw!

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading [_He goes quickly back to the ’phone and picks up the receiver._] Rottenest telephone service I ever saw!

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Jerry does likewise._ JERRY [_sarcastically_].

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

DorisnounUS /ˈdɔːrəs/

(Greek mythology) wife of Nereus and mother of the Nereids

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

drinkverbUS /drɪŋk/

take in liquids

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading [_He goes quickly back to the ’phone and picks up the receiver._] Rottenest telephone service I ever saw!

evidentlyadverbUS /ˈevədəntli/

unmistakably (“plain” is often used informally for “plainly”)

From this reading _She has evidently rung off.

FishnounUS /fɪʃ/

any of various mostly cold-blooded aquatic vertebrates usually having scales and breathing through gills

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

followedverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊd/

past form of “follow” — to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

frontnounUS /frʌnt/

the side that is forward or prominent

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

goesnounUS /ɡoʊz/

plural of “go” — a time period for working (after which you will be relieved by someone else)

From this reading [_He goes quickly back to the ’phone and picks up the receiver._] Rottenest telephone service I ever saw!

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _She has evidently rung off.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading [_He goes quickly back to the ’phone and picks up the receiver._] Rottenest telephone service I ever saw!

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading [_He goes quickly back to the ’phone and picks up the receiver._] Rottenest telephone service I ever saw!

immediatelyadverbUS /ˌɪˈmiːdiːətli/

without delay or hesitation; with no time intervening

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

insipidadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈsɪpəd/

lacking taste or flavor or tang

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

JerrynounUS /ˈdʒeri/

offensive term for a person of German descent

From this reading Jerry does likewise._ JERRY [_sarcastically_].

JosephnounUS /ˈdʒoʊsəf/

leader of the Nez Perce in their retreat from United States troops (1840-1904)

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

likewiseadverbUS /ˈlaɪkwaɪz/

in like or similar manner

From this reading Jerry does likewise._ JERRY [_sarcastically_].

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading _She has evidently rung off.

opensnounUS /ˈoʊpənz/

plural of “open” — a clear or unobstructed space or expanse of land or water

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

outsideadjectiveUS /ˈaʊtˈsaɪd/

relating to or being on or near the outer side or limit

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

phonenounUS /foʊn/

electronic equipment that converts sound into electrical signals that can be transmitted over distances and then converts received signals back into sounds

From this reading [_He goes quickly back to the ’phone and picks up the receiver._] Rottenest telephone service I ever saw!

picksnounUS /pɪks/

plural of “pick” — the person or thing chosen or selected

From this reading [_He goes quickly back to the ’phone and picks up the receiver._] Rottenest telephone service I ever saw!

quicklyadverbUS /ˈkwɪkli/

with speed

From this reading [_He goes quickly back to the ’phone and picks up the receiver._] Rottenest telephone service I ever saw!

receivernounUS /rəˈsiːvər/

set that receives radio or tv signals

From this reading [_He goes quickly back to the ’phone and picks up the receiver._] Rottenest telephone service I ever saw!

red-headed

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

returnsnounUS /rɪˈtɜːrnz/

plural of “return” — document giving the tax collector information about the taxpayer's tax liability

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

Rottenest

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading [_He goes quickly back to the ’phone and picks up the receiver._] Rottenest telephone service I ever saw!

rungnounUS /rʌŋ/

a crosspiece between the legs of a chair

From this reading _She has evidently rung off.

sarcasticallyadverbUS /sɑːrˈkæstɪkli/

in a sarcastic manner

From this reading Jerry does likewise._ JERRY [_sarcastically_].

sawverbUS /sɔː/

cut with a saw

From this reading [_He goes quickly back to the ’phone and picks up the receiver._] Rottenest telephone service I ever saw!

servicenounUS /ˈsɜːrvəs/

work done by one person or group that benefits another

From this reading Wonderful telephone service!

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading _She has evidently rung off.

slamsnounUS /slæmz/

plural of “slam” — winning all or all but one of the tricks in bridge

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

telephonenounUS /ˈteləfoʊn/

electronic equipment that converts sound into electrical signals that can be transmitted over distances and then converts received signals back into sounds

From this reading Wonderful telephone service!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading [_He goes quickly back to the ’phone and picks up the receiver._] Rottenest telephone service I ever saw!

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading [_He goes quickly back to the ’phone and picks up the receiver._] Rottenest telephone service I ever saw!

twenty-fouradjectiveUS /ˈtwentifɔːr/

being four more than twenty

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading [_He goes quickly back to the ’phone and picks up the receiver._] Rottenest telephone service I ever saw!

WonderfuladjectiveUS /ˈwʌndərfəl/

extraordinarily good or great; used especially as intensifiers

From this reading Wonderful telephone service!

Yoo-hoo

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading [_He slams up and returns to his drink._] _There is a call outside, “Yoo-hoo!” and immediately afterward Doris opens the front door and comes in, followed by Joseph Fish, a red-headed, insipid young man of about twenty-four.

Chapter 2 of The Vegetable by F. Scott (Francis Scott) Fitzgerald holds 392 sentences, grouped into 79 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 2 holds 392 sentences of The Vegetable, unabridged, divided into 79 reading sections.

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Snooks
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