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The Von Toodleburgs

Chapter II · Chapter 2

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COMING INTO THE WORLD.
It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.
Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.
I verily believe that the time of one-half of the human family is engaged seeking scandal in the misfortunes of the other.
And I have always found that you got the ripest scandal in the smallest villages; and Nyack was not an exception.
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The Von Toodleburgs

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Von Toodleburgs is here in full — 57 sentences across 12 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/11 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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COMING INTO THE WORLD.
/ˈkʌmɪŋ ˈɪntuː ðə wɜːrld/
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It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.
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Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.
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I verily believe that the time of one-half of the human family is engaged seeking scandal in the misfortunes of the other.
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And I have always found that you got the ripest scandal in the smallest villages; and Nyack was not an exception.

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ado noun US /əˈduː/

a rapid active commotion

From this reading “Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.”

happiest adjective US /ˈhæpiəst/

superlative of “happy” — enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading “It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.”

misfortunes noun US /mɪˈsfɔːrtʃənz/

plural of “misfortune” — unnecessary and unforeseen trouble resulting from an unfortunate event

From this reading “I verily believe that the time of one-half of the human family is engaged seeking scandal in the misfortunes of the other.”

offspring noun US /ˈɔːfsprɪŋ/

the immediate descendants of a person

From this reading “It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.”

Thoughtless adjective US /ˈθɔːtləs/

showing lack of careful thought

From this reading “Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.”

unkind adjective US /ənˈkaɪnd/

lacking kindness

From this reading “Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.”

villages noun US /ˈvɪlədʒəz/

plural of “village” — a community of people smaller than a town

From this reading “And I have always found that you got the ripest scandal in the smallest villages; and Nyack was not an exception.”

wedded adjective US /ˈwedɪd/

having been taken in marriage

From this reading “It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.”

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aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

adonounUS /əˈduː/

a rapid active commotion

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading And I have always found that you got the ripest scandal in the smallest villages; and Nyack was not an exception.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

Angeline

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From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading I verily believe that the time of one-half of the human family is engaged seeking scandal in the misfortunes of the other.

chapternounUS /ˈtʃæptər/

a subdivision of a written work; usually numbered and titled

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

COMINGnounUS /ˈkʌmɪŋ/

the act of drawing spatially closer to something

From this reading COMING INTO THE WORLD.

concerningverbUS /kənˈsɜːrnɪŋ/

-ing form of “concern” — be relevant to

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

engagedadjectiveUS /enˈɡeɪdʒd/

having ones attention or mind or energy engaged

From this reading I verily believe that the time of one-half of the human family is engaged seeking scandal in the misfortunes of the other.

enoughnounUS /ɪˈnʌf/

an adequate quantity; a quantity that is large enough to achieve a purpose

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

exceptionnounUS /ɪkˈsepʃən/

a deliberate act of omission

From this reading And I have always found that you got the ripest scandal in the smallest villages; and Nyack was not an exception.

failingnounUS /ˈfeɪlɪŋ/

a flaw or weak point

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

familynounUS /ˈfæməli/

a social unit living together

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading And I have always found that you got the ripest scandal in the smallest villages; and Nyack was not an exception.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading And I have always found that you got the ripest scandal in the smallest villages; and Nyack was not an exception.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

Hanz

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

happiestadjectiveUS /ˈhæpiəst/

superlative of “happy” — enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading And I have always found that you got the ripest scandal in the smallest villages; and Nyack was not an exception.

headsnounUS /hedz/

plural of “head” — the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

humanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading I verily believe that the time of one-half of the human family is engaged seeking scandal in the misfortunes of the other.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I verily believe that the time of one-half of the human family is engaged seeking scandal in the misfortunes of the other.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

increasedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈkriːst/

made greater in size or amount or degree

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

INTOprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading COMING INTO THE WORLD.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I verily believe that the time of one-half of the human family is engaged seeking scandal in the misfortunes of the other.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

joysnounUS /dʒɔɪz/

plural of “joy” — the emotion of great happiness

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

mentionedverbUS /ˈmenʃənd/

past form of “mention” — make reference to

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

misfortunesnounUS /mɪˈsfɔːrtʃənz/

plural of “misfortune” — unnecessary and unforeseen trouble resulting from an unfortunate event

From this reading I verily believe that the time of one-half of the human family is engaged seeking scandal in the misfortunes of the other.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

Nyack

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And I have always found that you got the ripest scandal in the smallest villages; and Nyack was not an exception.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

offspringnounUS /ˈɔːfsprɪŋ/

the immediate descendants of a person

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

one-halfnoun

one of two equal parts of a divisible whole

From this reading I verily believe that the time of one-half of the human family is engaged seeking scandal in the misfortunes of the other.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading I verily believe that the time of one-half of the human family is engaged seeking scandal in the misfortunes of the other.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

ripest

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading And I have always found that you got the ripest scandal in the smallest villages; and Nyack was not an exception.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

scandalnounUS /ˈskændəl/

disgraceful gossip about the private lives of other people

From this reading I verily believe that the time of one-half of the human family is engaged seeking scandal in the misfortunes of the other.

seekingnounUS /ˈsiːkɪŋ/

the act of searching for something

From this reading I verily believe that the time of one-half of the human family is engaged seeking scandal in the misfortunes of the other.

seenverbUS /siːn/

inflected form of “see” — perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

settlementnounUS /ˈsetəlmənt/

a body of people who settle far from home but maintain ties with their homeland; inhabitants remain nationals of their home state but are not literally under the home state's system of government

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

smallestadjectiveUS /ˈsmɔːləst/

superlative of “small” — limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading And I have always found that you got the ripest scandal in the smallest villages; and Nyack was not an exception.

sortsnounUS /sɔːrts/

plural of “sort” — a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading COMING INTO THE WORLD.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

ThoughtlessadjectiveUS /ˈθɔːtləs/

showing lack of careful thought

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading I verily believe that the time of one-half of the human family is engaged seeking scandal in the misfortunes of the other.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

togetheradverbUS /təˈɡeðər/

in contact with each other or in proximity

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

Toodleburg

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

twentynounUS /ˈtwenti/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nineteen and one

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

unkindadjectiveUS /ənˈkaɪnd/

lacking kindness

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

verilyadverb

in truth; certainly

From this reading I verily believe that the time of one-half of the human family is engaged seeking scandal in the misfortunes of the other.

villagesnounUS /ˈvɪlədʒəz/

plural of “village” — a community of people smaller than a town

From this reading And I have always found that you got the ripest scandal in the smallest villages; and Nyack was not an exception.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

weddedadjectiveUS /ˈwedɪd/

having been taken in marriage

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Thoughtless people made much ado about this, and there were enough of them in the settlement to get their heads together and say all sorts of unkind things to Hanz concerning this family failing.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

WORLDnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading COMING INTO THE WORLD.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading It was mentioned in the last chapter that Hanz Toodleburg had seen twenty years of the happiest of wedded life; and yet that Angeline had not increased his joys with an offspring.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading And I have always found that you got the ripest scandal in the smallest villages; and Nyack was not an exception.

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