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Chapter XXVI · Chapter 26

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MR.
GUSHER SUSTAINS HIS CHARACTER.
"Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.
He is such a nice young gentleman, and so popular in society.
If he should turn out to be somebody else?
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The Von Toodleburgs

Chapter XXVI · Chapter 26

Chapter 26 of The Von Toodleburgs is here in full — 76 sentences across 16 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/15 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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MR.
/ˈmɪstər/
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GUSHER SUSTAINS HIS CHARACTER.
/ˈɡʌʃər səˈsteɪnz hɪz ˈkerɪktər/
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"Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.
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He is such a nice young gentleman, and so popular in society.
/hiː ɪz sʌtʃ ə naɪs jʌŋ ˈdʒentəlmən ənd soʊ ˈpɑːpjələr ɪn səˈsaɪəti/
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If he should turn out to be somebody else?

Learner Dictionary

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addressed adjective US /əˈdrest/

(of mail) marked with a destination

From this reading “"Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.”

Chapman noun US /ˈtʃæpmən/

United States pioneer who planted apple trees as he traveled (1774-1845)

From this reading “"Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.”

distressing adjective US /dɪˈstresɪŋ/

causing distress or worry or anxiety

From this reading “"Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.”

gusher noun US /ˈɡʌʃər/

an oil well with a strong natural flow so that pumping is not necessary

From this reading “GUSHER SUSTAINS HIS CHARACTER.”

nice adjective US /naɪs/

pleasant or pleasing or agreeable in nature or appearance

From this reading “He is such a nice young gentleman, and so popular in society.”

popular adjective US /ˈpɑːpjələr/

regarded with great favor, approval, or affection especially by the general public

From this reading “He is such a nice young gentleman, and so popular in society.”

somebody pronoun US /ˈsʌmbɑːdi/

a person, without saying who

From this reading “If he should turn out to be somebody else?”

sustains verb US /səˈsteɪnz/

third-person singular of “sustain” — lengthen or extend in duration or space

From this reading “GUSHER SUSTAINS HIS CHARACTER.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading He is such a nice young gentleman, and so popular in society.

addressedadjectiveUS /əˈdrest/

(of mail) marked with a destination

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He is such a nice young gentleman, and so popular in society.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

ChapmannounUS /ˈtʃæpmən/

United States pioneer who planted apple trees as he traveled (1774-1845)

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

CHARACTERnounUS /ˈkerɪktər/

an imaginary person represented in a work of fiction (play or film or story)

From this reading GUSHER SUSTAINS HIS CHARACTER.

dearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

distressingadjectiveUS /dɪˈstresɪŋ/

causing distress or worry or anxiety

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

else

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If he should turn out to be somebody else?

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading He is such a nice young gentleman, and so popular in society.

GUSHERnounUS /ˈɡʌʃər/

an oil well with a strong natural flow so that pumping is not necessary

From this reading GUSHER SUSTAINS HIS CHARACTER.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He is such a nice young gentleman, and so popular in society.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

HISdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading GUSHER SUSTAINS HIS CHARACTER.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

HusbandnounUS /ˈhʌzbənd/

a married man; a woman's partner in marriage

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading He is such a nice young gentleman, and so popular in society.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He is such a nice young gentleman, and so popular in society.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

ladynounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

meek-looking

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

MRnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading MR.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

niceadjectiveUS /naɪs/

pleasant or pleasing or agreeable in nature or appearance

From this reading He is such a nice young gentleman, and so popular in society.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

popularadjectiveUS /ˈpɑːpjələr/

regarded with great favor, approval, or affection especially by the general public

From this reading He is such a nice young gentleman, and so popular in society.

returnverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrn/

go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading He is such a nice young gentleman, and so popular in society.

societynounUS /səˈsaɪəti/

an extended social group having a distinctive cultural and economic organization

From this reading He is such a nice young gentleman, and so popular in society.

somebodypronounUS /ˈsʌmbɑːdi/

a person, without saying who

From this reading If he should turn out to be somebody else?

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading He is such a nice young gentleman, and so popular in society.

SUSTAINSverbUS /səˈsteɪnz/

third-person singular of “sustain” — lengthen or extend in duration or space

From this reading GUSHER SUSTAINS HIS CHARACTER.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

turnverbUS /tɜːrn/

change orientation or direction, also in the abstract sense

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading "Husband, dear; husband, dear," said Mrs. Chapman, for I must again return to that lady, as she addressed her meek-looking little husband, "how distressing it would be if Mr. Gusher should turn out not to be Mr. Gusher.

youngadjectiveUS /jʌŋ/

(used of living things especially persons) in an early period of life or development or growth

From this reading He is such a nice young gentleman, and so popular in society.

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