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The Weird Picture

Chapter I

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THE RED STAIN "BELGRAVE SQUARE, _November 28th_.
"DEAR FRANK,--Surely you are not going to spend a third Christmas at Heidelberg!
We want you with us in good old England.
My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.
So come--_come_--COME!
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Weird Picture

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Weird Picture is here in full — 273 sentences across 55 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/54 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
THE RED STAIN "BELGRAVE SQUARE, _November 28th_.
Line 2
"DEAR FRANK,--Surely you are not going to spend a third Christmas at Heidelberg!
Line 3
We want you with us in good old England.
/wiː wɑːnt juː wɪð ʌs ɪn ɡʊd oʊld ˈɪŋɡlənd/
Line 4
My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.
/maɪ ˈmerɪdʒ wɪð ˈdæfni ɪz fɪkst fɔːr ˈkrɪsməs deɪ ənd aɪ ʃæl nɑːt rɪˈɡɑːrd ðə ˈserəmoʊni æz ˈvælɪd ənˈles juː ɑːr maɪ best mæn/
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So come--_come_--COME!

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

ceremony noun US /ˈserəmoʊni/

a formal event performed on a special occasion

From this reading “My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.”

Christmas noun US /ˈkrɪsməs/

period extending from Dec. 24 to Jan. 6

From this reading “"DEAR FRANK,--Surely you are not going to spend a third Christmas at Heidelberg!”

Daphne noun US /ˈdæfni/

any of several ornamental shrubs with shiny mostly evergreen leaves and clusters of small bell-shaped flowers

From this reading “My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.”

November noun US /noʊˈvembər/

the month following October and preceding December

regard noun US /rɪˈɡɑːrd/

(usually preceded by “in”) a detail or point

From this reading “My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.”

spend verb US /spend/

use up a period of time in a specific way

From this reading “"DEAR FRANK,--Surely you are not going to spend a third Christmas at Heidelberg!”

stain noun US /steɪn/

a soiled or discolored appearance

From this reading “THE RED STAIN "BELGRAVE SQUARE, _November 28th_.”

valid adjective US /ˈvælɪd/

well grounded in logic or truth or having legal force

From this reading “My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

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RED STAIN noun + noun

In this reading “THE RED STAIN "BELGRAVE SQUARE, _November 28th_.”

All words in this reading · 49

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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From this reading THE RED STAIN "BELGRAVE SQUARE, _November 28th_.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "DEAR FRANK,--Surely you are not going to spend a third Christmas at Heidelberg!

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "DEAR FRANK,--Surely you are not going to spend a third Christmas at Heidelberg!

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading "DEAR FRANK,--Surely you are not going to spend a third Christmas at Heidelberg!

BELGRAVE

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE RED STAIN "BELGRAVE SQUARE, _November 28th_.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.

ceremonynounUS /ˈserəmoʊni/

a formal event performed on a special occasion

From this reading My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.

ChristmasnounUS /ˈkrɪsməs/

period extending from Dec. 24 to Jan. 6

From this reading "DEAR FRANK,--Surely you are not going to spend a third Christmas at Heidelberg!

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading So come--_come_--COME!

DaphnenounUS /ˈdæfni/

any of several ornamental shrubs with shiny mostly evergreen leaves and clusters of small bell-shaped flowers

From this reading My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.

DaynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.

DEARadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading "DEAR FRANK,--Surely you are not going to spend a third Christmas at Heidelberg!

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading We want you with us in good old England.

fixedadjectiveUS /fɪkst/

(of a number) having a fixed and unchanging value

From this reading My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.

FRANKadjectiveUS /fræŋk/

characterized by directness in manner or speech; without subtlety or evasion

From this reading "DEAR FRANK,--Surely you are not going to spend a third Christmas at Heidelberg!

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading "DEAR FRANK,--Surely you are not going to spend a third Christmas at Heidelberg!

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading We want you with us in good old England.

Heidelberg

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "DEAR FRANK,--Surely you are not going to spend a third Christmas at Heidelberg!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading We want you with us in good old England.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.

marriagenounUS /ˈmerɪdʒ/

the state of being a married couple voluntarily joined for life (or until divorce)

From this reading My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "DEAR FRANK,--Surely you are not going to spend a third Christmas at Heidelberg!

NovembernounUS /noʊˈvembər/

the month following October and preceding December

From this reading THE RED STAIN "BELGRAVE SQUARE, _November 28th_.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading We want you with us in good old England.

REDnounUS /red/

red color or pigment; the chromatic color resembling the hue of blood

From this reading THE RED STAIN "BELGRAVE SQUARE, _November 28th_.

regardnounUS /rɪˈɡɑːrd/

(usually preceded by “in”) a detail or point

From this reading My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So come--_come_--COME!

spendverbUS /spend/

use up a period of time in a specific way

From this reading "DEAR FRANK,--Surely you are not going to spend a third Christmas at Heidelberg!

SQUAREverbUS /skwer/

make square

From this reading THE RED STAIN "BELGRAVE SQUARE, _November 28th_.

STAINnounUS /steɪn/

a soiled or discolored appearance

From this reading THE RED STAIN "BELGRAVE SQUARE, _November 28th_.

SurelyadverbUS /ˈʃʊrli/

definitely or positively (“sure” is sometimes used informally for “surely”)

From this reading "DEAR FRANK,--Surely you are not going to spend a third Christmas at Heidelberg!

thnounUS /ˈtiːˈeɪtʃ/

the fifth day of the week; the fourth working day

From this reading THE RED STAIN "BELGRAVE SQUARE, _November 28th_.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE RED STAIN "BELGRAVE SQUARE, _November 28th_.

thirdnounUS /θɜːrd/

one of three equal parts of a divisible whole

From this reading "DEAR FRANK,--Surely you are not going to spend a third Christmas at Heidelberg!

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "DEAR FRANK,--Surely you are not going to spend a third Christmas at Heidelberg!

unlessconjunctionUS /ənˈles/

except if; if not

From this reading My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading We want you with us in good old England.

validadjectiveUS /ˈvælɪd/

well grounded in logic or truth or having legal force

From this reading My marriage with Daphne is fixed for Christmas Day, and I shall not regard the ceremony as valid unless you are my best man.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading We want you with us in good old England.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading We want you with us in good old England.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading We want you with us in good old England.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "DEAR FRANK,--Surely you are not going to spend a third Christmas at Heidelberg!

Chapter 1 of The Weird Picture by John R. Carling holds 273 sentences, grouped into 55 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 273 sentences of The Weird Picture, unabridged, divided into 55 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in The Weird Picture

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Weird Picture, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Stain
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Weird Picture; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Belgrave
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Square
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November
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