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The Weirdest World

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Weirdest World is here in full — 542 sentences across 109 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Odd planet!
The bipeds talked from their heads and saw only what lay before them.
In short, they were pathetic--and deadly!
As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.
Nine long days of bickering!
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
Editorial verification pending

A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Weirdest World

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of The Weirdest World is here in full — 542 sentences across 109 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/108 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Odd planet!
/ɑːd ˈplænət/
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The bipeds talked from their heads and saw only what lay before them.
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In short, they were pathetic--and deadly!
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As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.
Line 5
Nine long days of bickering!
/naɪn lɔːŋ deɪz ʌv ˈbɪkərɪŋ/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

benefit noun US /ˈbenəfɪt/

financial assistance in time of need

From this reading “As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.”

bickering noun US /ˈbɪkərɪŋ/

a quarrel about petty points

From this reading “Nine long days of bickering!”

deadly adjective US /ˈdedli/

causing or capable of causing death

From this reading “In short, they were pathetic--and deadly!”

mission noun US /ˈmɪʃən/

an organization of missionaries in a foreign land sent to carry on religious work

From this reading “As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.”

pathetic adjective US /pəˈθetɪk/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading “In short, they were pathetic--and deadly!”

petty adjective US /ˈpetiː/

inferior in rank or status

From this reading “As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.”

planet noun US /ˈplænət/

(astronomy) any of the nine large celestial bodies in the solar system that revolve around the sun and shine by reflected light

From this reading “Odd planet!”

record noun US /rəˈkɔːrd/

anything (such as a document or a phonograph record or a photograph) providing permanent evidence of or information about past events

From this reading “As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

lay before verb + particle

In this reading “The bipeds talked from their heads and saw only what lay before them.”

without hope preposition + noun

In this reading “As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.”

saw only verb + particle

In this reading “The bipeds talked from their heads and saw only what lay before them.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The bipeds talked from their heads and saw only what lay before them.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading The bipeds talked from their heads and saw only what lay before them.

benefitnounUS /ˈbenəfɪt/

financial assistance in time of need

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

bickeringnounUS /ˈbɪkərɪŋ/

a quarrel about petty points

From this reading Nine long days of bickering!

bipeds

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The bipeds talked from their heads and saw only what lay before them.

crewnounUS /kruː/

the men and women who man a vehicle (ship, aircraft, etc.)

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading Nine long days of bickering!

deadlyadjectiveUS /ˈdedli/

causing or capable of causing death

From this reading In short, they were pathetic--and deadly!

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The bipeds talked from their heads and saw only what lay before them.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

headsnounUS /hedz/

plural of “head” — the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading The bipeds talked from their heads and saw only what lay before them.

hopenounUS /hoʊp/

a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In short, they were pathetic--and deadly!

layverbUS /leɪ/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading The bipeds talked from their heads and saw only what lay before them.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading Nine long days of bickering!

lostadjectiveUS /lɔːst/

no longer in your possession or control; unable to be found or recovered

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

missionnounUS /ˈmɪʃən/

an organization of missionaries in a foreign land sent to carry on religious work

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

NinenounUS /naɪn/

the cardinal number that is the sum of eight and one

From this reading Nine long days of bickering!

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

OddadjectiveUS /ɑːd/

not divisible by two

From this reading Odd planet!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading The bipeds talked from their heads and saw only what lay before them.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

patheticadjectiveUS /pəˈθetɪk/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading In short, they were pathetic--and deadly!

pettyadjectiveUS /ˈpetiː/

inferior in rank or status

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

planetnounUS /ˈplænət/

(astronomy) any of the nine large celestial bodies in the solar system that revolve around the sun and shine by reflected light

From this reading Odd planet!

recordnounUS /rəˈkɔːrd/

anything (such as a document or a phonograph record or a photograph) providing permanent evidence of or information about past events

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

sawverbUS /sɔː/

cut with a saw

From this reading The bipeds talked from their heads and saw only what lay before them.

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading In short, they were pathetic--and deadly!

sightnounUS /saɪt/

an instance of visual perception

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

starfarer

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

talkedverbUS /tɔːkt/

past form of “talk” — exchange thoughts; talk with

From this reading The bipeds talked from their heads and saw only what lay before them.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The bipeds talked from their heads and saw only what lay before them.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading The bipeds talked from their heads and saw only what lay before them.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading The bipeds talked from their heads and saw only what lay before them.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading In short, they were pathetic--and deadly!

thoughtsnounUS /θɔːts/

plural of “thought” — the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

utterlyadverbUS /ˈʌtərli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading In short, they were pathetic--and deadly!

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading The bipeds talked from their heads and saw only what lay before them.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading As I am now utterly without hope, lost to my mission and lost in the sight of my crew, I will record what petty thoughts I may have for what benefit they may give some other starfarer.

Chapter 1 of The Weirdest World by R. A. Lafferty holds 542 sentences, grouped into 109 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of The Weirdest World contain?

Chapter 1 holds 542 sentences of The Weirdest World, unabridged, divided into 109 reading sections.

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How do I study chapter 1 of The Weirdest World?

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Is this the complete text of The Weirdest World?

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Project Gutenberg eBook #51774, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

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About 45 minutes of reading across 109 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in The Weirdest World

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Weirdest World, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Planet
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Weirdest World; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Bipeds
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Weirdest World; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Talked
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Weirdest World; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Heads
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Weirdest World; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.