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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.)
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.)

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.
Laughter is not for yourself, but for others.
When people are happy they present a cheerful spirit, which finds its reflection in every one they meet, for happiness is as contagious as a yawn.
Of all the emotions, laughter is the most versatile, for it plays equally well the role of either parent or child to happiness.
Then can we say too much in praise of the men who make us laugh?
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.)

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.) is here in full — 416 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.
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Laughter is not for yourself, but for others.
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When people are happy they present a cheerful spirit, which finds its reflection in every one they meet, for happiness is as contagious as a yawn.
/wen ˈpiːpəl ɑːr ˈhæpi ðeɪ ˈprezənt ə ˈtʃɪrfəl ˈspɪrət wɪtʃ faɪndz ɪts rɪˈflekʃən ɪn ˈevəri wʌn ðeɪ miːt fɔːr ˈhæpinəs ɪz æz kənˈteɪdʒəs æz ə jɔːn/
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Of all the emotions, laughter is the most versatile, for it plays equally well the role of either parent or child to happiness.
/ʌv ɔːl ðə ɪˈmoʊʃənz ˈlæftər ɪz ðə moʊst ˈvɜːrsətəl fɔːr ɪt pleɪz ˈiːkwəli wel ðə roʊl ʌv ˈiːðər ˈperənt ɔːr tʃaɪld tuː ˈhæpinəs/
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Then can we say too much in praise of the men who make us laugh?
/ðen kæn wiː seɪ tuː mʌtʃ ɪn preɪz ʌv ðə men huː meɪk ʌs læf/

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contagious adjective US /kənˈteɪdʒəs/

easily diffused or spread as from one person to another

From this reading “When people are happy they present a cheerful spirit, which finds its reflection in every one they meet, for happiness is as contagious as a yawn.”

Funk noun US /fʌŋk/

a state of nervous depression

From this reading “Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.”

parent noun US /ˈperənt/

a father or mother; one who begets or one who gives birth to or nurtures and raises a child; a relative who plays the role of guardian

From this reading “Of all the emotions, laughter is the most versatile, for it plays equally well the role of either parent or child to happiness.”

plays noun US /pleɪz/

plural of “play” — a dramatic work intended for performance by actors on a stage

From this reading “Of all the emotions, laughter is the most versatile, for it plays equally well the role of either parent or child to happiness.”

purely adverb US /ˈpjʊrli/

restricted to something

From this reading “Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.”

role noun US /roʊl/

the actions and activities assigned to or required or expected of a person or group

From this reading “Of all the emotions, laughter is the most versatile, for it plays equally well the role of either parent or child to happiness.”

versatile adjective US /ˈvɜːrsətəl/

having great diversity or variety

From this reading “Of all the emotions, laughter is the most versatile, for it plays equally well the role of either parent or child to happiness.”

yawn verb US /jɔːn/

utter a yawn, as from lack of oxygen or when one is tired

From this reading “When people are happy they present a cheerful spirit, which finds its reflection in every one they meet, for happiness is as contagious as a yawn.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading When people are happy they present a cheerful spirit, which finds its reflection in every one they meet, for happiness is as contagious as a yawn.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Of all the emotions, laughter is the most versatile, for it plays equally well the role of either parent or child to happiness.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading When people are happy they present a cheerful spirit, which finds its reflection in every one they meet, for happiness is as contagious as a yawn.

beautifuladjectiveUS /ˈbjuːtəfəl/

delighting the senses or exciting intellectual or emotional admiration

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Laughter is not for yourself, but for others.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Then can we say too much in praise of the men who make us laugh?

cheerfuladjectiveUS /ˈtʃɪrfəl/

being full of or promoting cheer; having or showing good spirits

From this reading When people are happy they present a cheerful spirit, which finds its reflection in every one they meet, for happiness is as contagious as a yawn.

childnounUS /tʃaɪld/

a young person of either sex

From this reading Of all the emotions, laughter is the most versatile, for it plays equally well the role of either parent or child to happiness.

CompanynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

contagiousadjectiveUS /kənˈteɪdʒəs/

easily diffused or spread as from one person to another

From this reading When people are happy they present a cheerful spirit, which finds its reflection in every one they meet, for happiness is as contagious as a yawn.

eitherdeterminerUS /ˈiːðər/

one or the other of two

From this reading Of all the emotions, laughter is the most versatile, for it plays equally well the role of either parent or child to happiness.

emotionsnounUS /ɪˈmoʊʃənz/

plural of “emotion” — any strong feeling

From this reading Of all the emotions, laughter is the most versatile, for it plays equally well the role of either parent or child to happiness.

equallyadverbUS /ˈiːkwəli/

to the same degree (often followed by “as”)

From this reading Of all the emotions, laughter is the most versatile, for it plays equally well the role of either parent or child to happiness.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading When people are happy they present a cheerful spirit, which finds its reflection in every one they meet, for happiness is as contagious as a yawn.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

findsnounUS /faɪndz/

plural of “find” — a productive insight

From this reading When people are happy they present a cheerful spirit, which finds its reflection in every one they meet, for happiness is as contagious as a yawn.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

FunknounUS /fʌŋk/

a state of nervous depression

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

HappinessnounUS /ˈhæpinəs/

state of well-being characterized by emotions ranging from contentment to intense joy

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

happyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading When people are happy they present a cheerful spirit, which finds its reflection in every one they meet, for happiness is as contagious as a yawn.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Laughter is not for yourself, but for others.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Of all the emotions, laughter is the most versatile, for it plays equally well the role of either parent or child to happiness.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading When people are happy they present a cheerful spirit, which finds its reflection in every one they meet, for happiness is as contagious as a yawn.

laughnounUS /læf/

the sound of laughing

From this reading Then can we say too much in praise of the men who make us laugh?

laughternounUS /ˈlæftər/

the sound of laughing

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading Then can we say too much in praise of the men who make us laugh?

meetverbUS /miːt/

come together

From this reading When people are happy they present a cheerful spirit, which finds its reflection in every one they meet, for happiness is as contagious as a yawn.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading Then can we say too much in praise of the men who make us laugh?

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading Then can we say too much in praise of the men who make us laugh?

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Laughter is not for yourself, but for others.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading When people are happy they present a cheerful spirit, which finds its reflection in every one they meet, for happiness is as contagious as a yawn.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Of all the emotions, laughter is the most versatile, for it plays equally well the role of either parent or child to happiness.

others

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From this reading Laughter is not for yourself, but for others.

parentnounUS /ˈperənt/

a father or mother; one who begets or one who gives birth to or nurtures and raises a child; a relative who plays the role of guardian

From this reading Of all the emotions, laughter is the most versatile, for it plays equally well the role of either parent or child to happiness.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading When people are happy they present a cheerful spirit, which finds its reflection in every one they meet, for happiness is as contagious as a yawn.

playsnounUS /pleɪz/

plural of “play” — a dramatic work intended for performance by actors on a stage

From this reading Of all the emotions, laughter is the most versatile, for it plays equally well the role of either parent or child to happiness.

praisenounUS /preɪz/

an expression of approval and commendation

From this reading Then can we say too much in praise of the men who make us laugh?

presentverbUS /ˈprezənt/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading When people are happy they present a cheerful spirit, which finds its reflection in every one they meet, for happiness is as contagious as a yawn.

purelyadverbUS /ˈpjʊrli/

restricted to something

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

reflectionnounUS /rɪˈflekʃən/

a calm, lengthy, intent consideration

From this reading When people are happy they present a cheerful spirit, which finds its reflection in every one they meet, for happiness is as contagious as a yawn.

rolenounUS /roʊl/

the actions and activities assigned to or required or expected of a person or group

From this reading Of all the emotions, laughter is the most versatile, for it plays equally well the role of either parent or child to happiness.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading Then can we say too much in praise of the men who make us laugh?

spiritnounUS /ˈspɪrət/

the vital principle or animating force within living things

From this reading When people are happy they present a cheerful spirit, which finds its reflection in every one they meet, for happiness is as contagious as a yawn.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then can we say too much in praise of the men who make us laugh?

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Of all the emotions, laughter is the most versatile, for it plays equally well the role of either parent or child to happiness.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading Then can we say too much in praise of the men who make us laugh?

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

unselfishadjective

disregarding your own advantages and welfare over those of others

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Then can we say too much in praise of the men who make us laugh?

versatileadjectiveUS /ˈvɜːrsətəl/

having great diversity or variety

From this reading Of all the emotions, laughter is the most versatile, for it plays equally well the role of either parent or child to happiness.

Wagnalls

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Then can we say too much in praise of the men who make us laugh?

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Of all the emotions, laughter is the most versatile, for it plays equally well the role of either parent or child to happiness.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading When people are happy they present a cheerful spirit, which finds its reflection in every one they meet, for happiness is as contagious as a yawn.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading When people are happy they present a cheerful spirit, which finds its reflection in every one they meet, for happiness is as contagious as a yawn.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Then can we say too much in praise of the men who make us laugh?

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

yawnverbUS /jɔːn/

utter a yawn, as from lack of oxygen or when one is tired

From this reading When people are happy they present a cheerful spirit, which finds its reflection in every one they meet, for happiness is as contagious as a yawn.

YorknounUS /jɔːrk/

the English royal house (a branch of the Plantagenet line) that reigned from 1461 to 1485; its emblem was a white rose

From this reading Funk & Wagnalls Company New York and London Happiness and laughter are two of the most beautiful things in the world, for they are of the few that are purely unselfish.

yourselfpronounUS /jərˈself/

used when the person spoken to is also the object of the action

From this reading Laughter is not for yourself, but for others.

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