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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.)

Chapter III · Chapter 3

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"'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.
The scepter of supremacy has passed into the hands of the metropolis of the New World.'"
"What sickening cant!"
I cried.
"What fiendishly exaggerated restaurant talk!
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.)

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.) is here in full — 416 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.
/ˈwestwərd ðə kɔːrs ʌv ˈempaɪər sweɪz ʃiː red ənd ðə ɡreɪt ˈɡlɔːri ʌv ðə pæst hæz dɪˈpɑːrtɪd frʌm ðoʊz ˈsentərz wer ðə ˈkjuːlɪneri ɑːrt æt wʌn taɪm dɪˈfaɪd ɔːl ˈraɪvəlz/
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The scepter of supremacy has passed into the hands of the metropolis of the New World.'"
Line 3
"What sickening cant!"
/wʌt ˈsɪkənɪŋ kænt/
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I cried.
/aɪ kraɪd/
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"What fiendishly exaggerated restaurant talk!

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

cant noun US /kænt/

stock phrases that have become nonsense through endless repetition

From this reading “"What sickening cant!"”

centers noun US /ˈsentərz/

plural of “center” — an area that is approximately central within some larger region

From this reading “"'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.”

culinary adjective US /ˈkjuːlɪneri/

of or relating to or used in cooking

From this reading “"'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.”

defied verb US /dɪˈfaɪd/

inflected form of “defy” — resist or confront with resistance

From this reading “"'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.”

metropolis noun US /məˈtrɑːpələs/

a large and densely populated urban area; may include several independent administrative districts

From this reading “The scepter of supremacy has passed into the hands of the metropolis of the New World.'"”

sickening adjective US /ˈsɪkənɪŋ/

causing or able to cause nausea

From this reading “"What sickening cant!"”

supremacy noun US /səˈpreməsi/

power to dominate or defeat

From this reading “The scepter of supremacy has passed into the hands of the metropolis of the New World.'"”

sways noun US /sweɪz/

plural of “sway” — controlling influence

From this reading “"'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.”

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alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

artauxiliary verbUS /ɑːrt/

an old form of “are”, used with “thou”

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

cantnounUS /kænt/

stock phrases that have become nonsense through endless repetition

From this reading "What sickening cant!"

centersnounUS /ˈsentərz/

plural of “center” — an area that is approximately central within some larger region

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

criedverbUS /kraɪd/

inflected form of “cry” — utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading I cried.

culinaryadjectiveUS /ˈkjuːlɪneri/

of or relating to or used in cooking

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

defiedverbUS /dɪˈfaɪd/

inflected form of “defy” — resist or confront with resistance

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

departedadjectiveUS /dɪˈpɑːrtɪd/

well in the past; former

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

EmpirenounUS /ˈempaɪər/

the domain ruled by an emperor or empress; the region over which imperial dominion is exercised

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

exaggeratedadjectiveUS /ɪɡˈzædʒəreɪtəd/

represented as greater than is true or reasonable

From this reading "What fiendishly exaggerated restaurant talk!

fiendishlyadverb

as a devil; in an evil manner

From this reading "What fiendishly exaggerated restaurant talk!

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

glorynounUS /ˈɡlɔːri/

a state of high honor

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

handsnounUS /hændz/

(with “in”) guardianship over; in divorce cases it is the right to house and care for and discipline a child

From this reading The scepter of supremacy has passed into the hands of the metropolis of the New World.'"

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I cried.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading The scepter of supremacy has passed into the hands of the metropolis of the New World.'"

metropolisnounUS /məˈtrɑːpələs/

a large and densely populated urban area; may include several independent administrative districts

From this reading The scepter of supremacy has passed into the hands of the metropolis of the New World.'"

NewadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading The scepter of supremacy has passed into the hands of the metropolis of the New World.'"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

passedverbUS /pæst/

past form of “pass” — go across or through

From this reading The scepter of supremacy has passed into the hands of the metropolis of the New World.'"

pastnounUS /pæst/

the time that has elapsed

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

restaurantnounUS /ˈrestərɑːnt/

a building where people go to eat

From this reading "What fiendishly exaggerated restaurant talk!

rivalsnounUS /ˈraɪvəlz/

plural of “rival” — the contestant you hope to defeat

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

scepternoun

the imperial authority symbolized by a scepter

From this reading The scepter of supremacy has passed into the hands of the metropolis of the New World.'"

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

sickeningadjectiveUS /ˈsɪkənɪŋ/

causing or able to cause nausea

From this reading "What sickening cant!"

supremacynounUS /səˈpreməsi/

power to dominate or defeat

From this reading The scepter of supremacy has passed into the hands of the metropolis of the New World.'"

swaysnounUS /sweɪz/

plural of “sway” — controlling influence

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

talkverbUS /tɔːk/

exchange thoughts; talk with

From this reading "What fiendishly exaggerated restaurant talk!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

WestwardadverbUS /ˈwestwərd/

toward the west

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "What sickening cant!"

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading "'Westward the course of Empire sways,'" she read, "'and the great glory of the past has departed from those centers where the culinary art at one time defied all rivals.

WorldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading The scepter of supremacy has passed into the hands of the metropolis of the New World.'"

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