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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.)
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.)

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.) is here in full — 412 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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But Phillips never doubted of his success.
"Theodolite," said the Squire.
"T-h-e, the, o-d, od, theod, o, theodo, l-y-t-e, theodolite," spelled the champion.
"Next," said the Squire, nearly losing his teeth in his excitement.
Ralph spelled the word slowly and correctly, and the conquered champion sat down in confusion.
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.)

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.) is here in full — 412 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
But Phillips never doubted of his success.
Line 2
"Theodolite," said the Squire.
Line 3
"T-h-e, the, o-d, od, theod, o, theodo, l-y-t-e, theodolite," spelled the champion.
Line 4
"Next," said the Squire, nearly losing his teeth in his excitement.
/nekst sed ðə skwaɪr ˈnɪrli ˈluːzɪŋ hɪz tiːθ ɪn hɪz ɪkˈsaɪtmənt/
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Ralph spelled the word slowly and correctly, and the conquered champion sat down in confusion.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

champion noun US /ˈtʃæmpiən/

someone who has won first place in a competition

From this reading “"T-h-e, the, o-d, od, theod, o, theodo, l-y-t-e, theodolite," spelled the champion.”

confusion noun US /kənˈfjuːʒən/

disorder resulting from a failure to behave predictably

From this reading “Ralph spelled the word slowly and correctly, and the conquered champion sat down in confusion.”

conquered verb US /ˈkɑːŋkərd/

past form of “conquer” — bring under control by force or authority

From this reading “Ralph spelled the word slowly and correctly, and the conquered champion sat down in confusion.”

correctly adverb US /kərˈektli/

in an accurate manner

From this reading “Ralph spelled the word slowly and correctly, and the conquered champion sat down in confusion.”

doubted verb US /ˈdaʊtɪd/

past form of “doubt” — consider unlikely or have doubts about

From this reading “But Phillips never doubted of his success.”

losing verb US /ˈluːzɪŋ/

-ing form of “lose” — fail to keep or to maintain; cease to have, either physically or in an abstract sense

From this reading “"Next," said the Squire, nearly losing his teeth in his excitement.”

spelled verb US /speld/

past form of “spell” — orally recite the letters of or give the spelling of

From this reading “"T-h-e, the, o-d, od, theod, o, theodo, l-y-t-e, theodolite," spelled the champion.”

Squire noun US /skwaɪr/

young nobleman attendant on a knight

From this reading “"Theodolite," said the Squire.”

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andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Ralph spelled the word slowly and correctly, and the conquered champion sat down in confusion.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But Phillips never doubted of his success.

championnounUS /ˈtʃæmpiən/

someone who has won first place in a competition

From this reading "T-h-e, the, o-d, od, theod, o, theodo, l-y-t-e, theodolite," spelled the champion.

confusionnounUS /kənˈfjuːʒən/

disorder resulting from a failure to behave predictably

From this reading Ralph spelled the word slowly and correctly, and the conquered champion sat down in confusion.

conqueredverbUS /ˈkɑːŋkərd/

past form of “conquer” — bring under control by force or authority

From this reading Ralph spelled the word slowly and correctly, and the conquered champion sat down in confusion.

correctlyadverbUS /kərˈektli/

in an accurate manner

From this reading Ralph spelled the word slowly and correctly, and the conquered champion sat down in confusion.

doubtedverbUS /ˈdaʊtɪd/

past form of “doubt” — consider unlikely or have doubts about

From this reading But Phillips never doubted of his success.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading Ralph spelled the word slowly and correctly, and the conquered champion sat down in confusion.

excitementnounUS /ɪkˈsaɪtmənt/

the feeling of lively and cheerful joy

From this reading "Next," said the Squire, nearly losing his teeth in his excitement.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading But Phillips never doubted of his success.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "Next," said the Squire, nearly losing his teeth in his excitement.

l-y-t-e

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From this reading "T-h-e, the, o-d, od, theod, o, theodo, l-y-t-e, theodolite," spelled the champion.

losingverbUS /ˈluːzɪŋ/

-ing form of “lose” — fail to keep or to maintain; cease to have, either physically or in an abstract sense

From this reading "Next," said the Squire, nearly losing his teeth in his excitement.

nearlyadverbUS /ˈnɪrli/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading "Next," said the Squire, nearly losing his teeth in his excitement.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading But Phillips never doubted of his success.

NextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading "Next," said the Squire, nearly losing his teeth in his excitement.

onounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading "T-h-e, the, o-d, od, theod, o, theodo, l-y-t-e, theodolite," spelled the champion.

o-d

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "T-h-e, the, o-d, od, theod, o, theodo, l-y-t-e, theodolite," spelled the champion.

odnoun

a doctor's degree in optometry

From this reading "T-h-e, the, o-d, od, theod, o, theodo, l-y-t-e, theodolite," spelled the champion.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading But Phillips never doubted of his success.

Phillips

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But Phillips never doubted of his success.

Ralph

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From this reading Ralph spelled the word slowly and correctly, and the conquered champion sat down in confusion.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Theodolite," said the Squire.

satnounUS /sæt/

the seventh and last day of the week; observed as the Sabbath by Jews and some Christians

From this reading Ralph spelled the word slowly and correctly, and the conquered champion sat down in confusion.

slowlyadverbUS /ˈsloʊli/

without speed (“slow” is sometimes used informally for “slowly”)

From this reading Ralph spelled the word slowly and correctly, and the conquered champion sat down in confusion.

spelledverbUS /speld/

past form of “spell” — orally recite the letters of or give the spelling of

From this reading "T-h-e, the, o-d, od, theod, o, theodo, l-y-t-e, theodolite," spelled the champion.

SquirenounUS /skwaɪr/

young nobleman attendant on a knight

From this reading "Theodolite," said the Squire.

successnounUS /səkˈses/

an event that accomplishes its intended purpose

From this reading But Phillips never doubted of his success.

T-h-e

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "T-h-e, the, o-d, od, theod, o, theodo, l-y-t-e, theodolite," spelled the champion.

teethnounUS /tiːθ/

the kind and number and arrangement of teeth (collectively) in a person or animal

From this reading "Next," said the Squire, nearly losing his teeth in his excitement.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Theodolite," said the Squire.

theod

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "T-h-e, the, o-d, od, theod, o, theodo, l-y-t-e, theodolite," spelled the champion.

theodo

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "T-h-e, the, o-d, od, theod, o, theodo, l-y-t-e, theodolite," spelled the champion.

Theodolitenoun

a surveying instrument for measuring horizontal and vertical angles, consisting of a small telescope mounted on a tripod

From this reading "Theodolite," said the Squire.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading Ralph spelled the word slowly and correctly, and the conquered champion sat down in confusion.

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