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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.)
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.)

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

Chapter 7 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.) is here in full — 363 sentences across 73 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE TRAGEDY OF IT BY ALDEN CHARLES NOBLE Alas for him, alas for it, Alas for you and I!
When this I think I raise my mitt To dry my weeping eye.
STAGE WHISPERS BY CAROLYN WELLS Deadheads tell no tales.
Stars are stubborn things.
All's not bold that titters.
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.)

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

Chapter 7 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.) is here in full — 363 sentences across 73 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/72 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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THE TRAGEDY OF IT BY ALDEN CHARLES NOBLE Alas for him, alas for it, Alas for you and I!
Line 2
When this I think I raise my mitt To dry my weeping eye.
/wen ðɪs aɪ θɪŋk aɪ reɪz maɪ mɪt tuː draɪ maɪ ˈwiːpɪŋ aɪ/
Line 3
STAGE WHISPERS BY CAROLYN WELLS Deadheads tell no tales.
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Stars are stubborn things.
/stɑːrz ɑːr ˈstʌbərn θɪŋz/
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All's not bold that titters.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Deadheads noun US /ˈdedhedz/

plural of “deadhead” — a nonenterprising person who is not paying his way

From this reading “STAGE WHISPERS BY CAROLYN WELLS Deadheads tell no tales.”

mitt noun US /mɪt/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading “When this I think I raise my mitt To dry my weeping eye.”

stubborn adjective US /ˈstʌbərn/

tenaciously unwilling or marked by tenacious unwillingness to yield

From this reading “Stars are stubborn things.”

tales noun US /teɪlz/

plural of “tale” — a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading “STAGE WHISPERS BY CAROLYN WELLS Deadheads tell no tales.”

tragedy noun US /ˈtrædʒədi/

an event resulting in great loss and misfortune

From this reading “THE TRAGEDY OF IT BY ALDEN CHARLES NOBLE Alas for him, alas for it, Alas for you and I!”

weeping adjective US /ˈwiːpɪŋ/

showing sorrow

From this reading “When this I think I raise my mitt To dry my weeping eye.”

wells noun US /welz/

prolific English writer best known for his science-fiction novels; he also wrote on contemporary social problems and wrote popular accounts of history and science (1866-1946)

From this reading “STAGE WHISPERS BY CAROLYN WELLS Deadheads tell no tales.”

whispers noun US /ˈwɪspərz/

plural of “whisper” — speaking softly without vibration of the vocal cords

From this reading “STAGE WHISPERS BY CAROLYN WELLS Deadheads tell no tales.”

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AlasexclamationUS /əˈlæs/

used to show sadness, pity, or regret

From this reading THE TRAGEDY OF IT BY ALDEN CHARLES NOBLE Alas for him, alas for it, Alas for you and I!

ALDEN

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE TRAGEDY OF IT BY ALDEN CHARLES NOBLE Alas for him, alas for it, Alas for you and I!

All's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading All's not bold that titters.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading THE TRAGEDY OF IT BY ALDEN CHARLES NOBLE Alas for him, alas for it, Alas for you and I!

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Stars are stubborn things.

boldadjectiveUS /boʊld/

fearless and daring

From this reading All's not bold that titters.

BYprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading THE TRAGEDY OF IT BY ALDEN CHARLES NOBLE Alas for him, alas for it, Alas for you and I!

CAROLYN

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading STAGE WHISPERS BY CAROLYN WELLS Deadheads tell no tales.

CHARLESnounUS /tʃɑːrlz/

King of France from 1560 to 1574 whose reign was dominated by his mother Catherine de Medicis (1550-1574)

From this reading THE TRAGEDY OF IT BY ALDEN CHARLES NOBLE Alas for him, alas for it, Alas for you and I!

DeadheadsnounUS /ˈdedhedz/

plural of “deadhead” — a nonenterprising person who is not paying his way

From this reading STAGE WHISPERS BY CAROLYN WELLS Deadheads tell no tales.

dryadjectiveUS /draɪ/

free from liquid or moisture; lacking natural or normal moisture or depleted of water; or no longer wet

From this reading When this I think I raise my mitt To dry my weeping eye.

eyenounUS /aɪ/

the organ of sight

From this reading When this I think I raise my mitt To dry my weeping eye.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading THE TRAGEDY OF IT BY ALDEN CHARLES NOBLE Alas for him, alas for it, Alas for you and I!

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading THE TRAGEDY OF IT BY ALDEN CHARLES NOBLE Alas for him, alas for it, Alas for you and I!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading THE TRAGEDY OF IT BY ALDEN CHARLES NOBLE Alas for him, alas for it, Alas for you and I!

ITpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading THE TRAGEDY OF IT BY ALDEN CHARLES NOBLE Alas for him, alas for it, Alas for you and I!

mittnounUS /mɪt/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading When this I think I raise my mitt To dry my weeping eye.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading When this I think I raise my mitt To dry my weeping eye.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading STAGE WHISPERS BY CAROLYN WELLS Deadheads tell no tales.

NOBLEadjectiveUS /ˈnoʊbəl/

impressive in appearance

From this reading THE TRAGEDY OF IT BY ALDEN CHARLES NOBLE Alas for him, alas for it, Alas for you and I!

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading All's not bold that titters.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE TRAGEDY OF IT BY ALDEN CHARLES NOBLE Alas for him, alas for it, Alas for you and I!

raiseverbUS /reɪz/

raise the level or amount of something

From this reading When this I think I raise my mitt To dry my weeping eye.

STAGEnounUS /steɪdʒ/

any distinct time period in a sequence of events

From this reading STAGE WHISPERS BY CAROLYN WELLS Deadheads tell no tales.

StarsnounUS /stɑːrz/

plural of “star” — (astronomy) a celestial body of hot gases that radiates energy derived from thermonuclear reactions in the interior

From this reading Stars are stubborn things.

stubbornadjectiveUS /ˈstʌbərn/

tenaciously unwilling or marked by tenacious unwillingness to yield

From this reading Stars are stubborn things.

talesnounUS /teɪlz/

plural of “tale” — a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading STAGE WHISPERS BY CAROLYN WELLS Deadheads tell no tales.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading STAGE WHISPERS BY CAROLYN WELLS Deadheads tell no tales.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading All's not bold that titters.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE TRAGEDY OF IT BY ALDEN CHARLES NOBLE Alas for him, alas for it, Alas for you and I!

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading Stars are stubborn things.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading When this I think I raise my mitt To dry my weeping eye.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading When this I think I raise my mitt To dry my weeping eye.

titters

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading All's not bold that titters.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading When this I think I raise my mitt To dry my weeping eye.

TRAGEDYnounUS /ˈtrædʒədi/

an event resulting in great loss and misfortune

From this reading THE TRAGEDY OF IT BY ALDEN CHARLES NOBLE Alas for him, alas for it, Alas for you and I!

weepingadjectiveUS /ˈwiːpɪŋ/

showing sorrow

From this reading When this I think I raise my mitt To dry my weeping eye.

WELLSnounUS /welz/

prolific English writer best known for his science-fiction novels; he also wrote on contemporary social problems and wrote popular accounts of history and science (1866-1946)

From this reading STAGE WHISPERS BY CAROLYN WELLS Deadheads tell no tales.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading When this I think I raise my mitt To dry my weeping eye.

WHISPERSnounUS /ˈwɪspərz/

plural of “whisper” — speaking softly without vibration of the vocal cords

From this reading STAGE WHISPERS BY CAROLYN WELLS Deadheads tell no tales.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading THE TRAGEDY OF IT BY ALDEN CHARLES NOBLE Alas for him, alas for it, Alas for you and I!

Chapter 7 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume I. (of X.) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder holds 363 sentences, grouped into 73 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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