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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume II. (of X.)
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume II. (of X.)

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume II. (of X.) is here in full — 380 sentences across 76 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.
The simple life she truly leads, She loves her small domestic labors; In spring she plants her garden seeds And shares the product with her neighbors.
By _Books and Authors_ now I see In literature she's made a foray: "The Yellow Shadow"--said to be "A crackerjack detective-story."
CAPTAIN BROWN Bluff Captain Brown is somewhat queer, But of the sea he's very knowing.
I scarcely meet him once a year-- He's off in search of whales a-blowing.
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume II. (of X.)

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume II. (of X.) is here in full — 380 sentences across 76 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.
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The simple life she truly leads, She loves her small domestic labors; In spring she plants her garden seeds And shares the product with her neighbors.
/ðə ˈsɪmpəl laɪf ʃiː ˈtruːli liːdz ʃiː lʌvz hɜːr smɔːl dəˈmestɪk ˈleɪbərz ɪn sprɪŋ ʃiː plænts hɜːr ˈɡɑːrdən siːdz ənd ʃerz ðə ˈprɑːdəkt wɪð hɜːr ˈneɪbərz/
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By _Books and Authors_ now I see In literature she's made a foray: "The Yellow Shadow"--said to be "A crackerjack detective-story."
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CAPTAIN BROWN Bluff Captain Brown is somewhat queer, But of the sea he's very knowing.
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I scarcely meet him once a year-- He's off in search of whales a-blowing.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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bake verb US /beɪk/

cook and make edible by putting in a hot oven

From this reading “She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.”

crackerjack noun US /ˈkrækərdʒæk/

someone excellent of their kind

From this reading “By _Books and Authors_ now I see In literature she's made a foray: "The Yellow Shadow"--said to be "A crackerjack detective-story."”

foray noun US /ˈfɔːreɪ/

a sudden short attack

From this reading “By _Books and Authors_ now I see In literature she's made a foray: "The Yellow Shadow"--said to be "A crackerjack detective-story."”

hanker verb US /ˈhæŋkər/

desire strongly or persistently

From this reading “She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.”

knit verb US /nɪt/

make (textiles) by knitting

From this reading “She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.”

product noun US /ˈprɑːdəkt/

commodities offered for sale

From this reading “The simple life she truly leads, She loves her small domestic labors; In spring she plants her garden seeds And shares the product with her neighbors.”

sew verb US /soʊ/

fasten by sewing; do needlework

From this reading “She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.”

whales noun US /weɪlz/

plural of “whale” — a very large person; impressive in size or qualities

From this reading “I scarcely meet him once a year-- He's off in search of whales a-blowing.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading By _Books and Authors_ now I see In literature she's made a foray: "The Yellow Shadow"--said to be "A crackerjack detective-story."

a-blowing

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I scarcely meet him once a year-- He's off in search of whales a-blowing.

A-many

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

AuthorsnounUS /ˈɔːθərz/

plural of “author” — writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading By _Books and Authors_ now I see In literature she's made a foray: "The Yellow Shadow"--said to be "A crackerjack detective-story."

bakeverbUS /beɪk/

cook and make edible by putting in a hot oven

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading By _Books and Authors_ now I see In literature she's made a foray: "The Yellow Shadow"--said to be "A crackerjack detective-story."

BluffnounUS /blʌf/

a high steep bank (usually formed by river erosion)

From this reading CAPTAIN BROWN Bluff Captain Brown is somewhat queer, But of the sea he's very knowing.

BooksnounUS /bʊks/

Bound written or printed works.

From this reading By _Books and Authors_ now I see In literature she's made a foray: "The Yellow Shadow"--said to be "A crackerjack detective-story."

BROWNnounUS /braʊn/

an orange of low brightness and saturation

From this reading CAPTAIN BROWN Bluff Captain Brown is somewhat queer, But of the sea he's very knowing.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading CAPTAIN BROWN Bluff Captain Brown is somewhat queer, But of the sea he's very knowing.

ByprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading By _Books and Authors_ now I see In literature she's made a foray: "The Yellow Shadow"--said to be "A crackerjack detective-story."

CAPTAINnounUS /ˈkæptən/

an officer holding a rank below a major but above a lieutenant

From this reading CAPTAIN BROWN Bluff Captain Brown is somewhat queer, But of the sea he's very knowing.

crackerjacknounUS /ˈkrækərdʒæk/

someone excellent of their kind

From this reading By _Books and Authors_ now I see In literature she's made a foray: "The Yellow Shadow"--said to be "A crackerjack detective-story."

detective-story

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading By _Books and Authors_ now I see In literature she's made a foray: "The Yellow Shadow"--said to be "A crackerjack detective-story."

doesn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

domesticadjectiveUS /dəˈmestɪk/

of concern to or concerning the internal affairs of a nation

From this reading The simple life she truly leads, She loves her small domestic labors; In spring she plants her garden seeds And shares the product with her neighbors.

fieldsnounUS /fiːldz/

United States comedian and film actor (1880-1946)

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

folknounUS /foʊk/

people in general (often used in the plural)

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

foraynounUS /ˈfɔːreɪ/

a sudden short attack

From this reading By _Books and Authors_ now I see In literature she's made a foray: "The Yellow Shadow"--said to be "A crackerjack detective-story."

gardennounUS /ˈɡɑːrdən/

a plot of ground where plants are cultivated

From this reading The simple life she truly leads, She loves her small domestic labors; In spring she plants her garden seeds And shares the product with her neighbors.

hankerverbUS /ˈhæŋkər/

desire strongly or persistently

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

he's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading CAPTAIN BROWN Bluff Captain Brown is somewhat queer, But of the sea he's very knowing.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I scarcely meet him once a year-- He's off in search of whales a-blowing.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The simple life she truly leads, She loves her small domestic labors; In spring she plants her garden seeds And shares the product with her neighbors.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading CAPTAIN BROWN Bluff Captain Brown is somewhat queer, But of the sea he's very knowing.

knitverbUS /nɪt/

make (textiles) by knitting

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

knowingadjectiveUS /ˈnoʊɪŋ/

evidencing the possession of inside information

From this reading CAPTAIN BROWN Bluff Captain Brown is somewhat queer, But of the sea he's very knowing.

laborsnounUS /ˈleɪbərz/

plural of “labor” — a social class comprising those who do manual labor or work for wages

From this reading The simple life she truly leads, She loves her small domestic labors; In spring she plants her garden seeds And shares the product with her neighbors.

leadsnounUS /liːdz/

plural of “lead” — an advantage held by a competitor in a race

From this reading The simple life she truly leads, She loves her small domestic labors; In spring she plants her garden seeds And shares the product with her neighbors.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading The simple life she truly leads, She loves her small domestic labors; In spring she plants her garden seeds And shares the product with her neighbors.

literaturenounUS /ˈlɪtərətʃər/

creative writing of recognized artistic value

From this reading By _Books and Authors_ now I see In literature she's made a foray: "The Yellow Shadow"--said to be "A crackerjack detective-story."

lovesnounUS /lʌvz/

plural of “love” — a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading By _Books and Authors_ now I see In literature she's made a foray: "The Yellow Shadow"--said to be "A crackerjack detective-story."

meetverbUS /miːt/

come together

From this reading I scarcely meet him once a year-- He's off in search of whales a-blowing.

neighborsnounUS /ˈneɪbərz/

plural of “neighbor” — a person who lives (or is located) near another

From this reading The simple life she truly leads, She loves her small domestic labors; In spring she plants her garden seeds And shares the product with her neighbors.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading By _Books and Authors_ now I see In literature she's made a foray: "The Yellow Shadow"--said to be "A crackerjack detective-story."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading CAPTAIN BROWN Bluff Captain Brown is somewhat queer, But of the sea he's very knowing.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading I scarcely meet him once a year-- He's off in search of whales a-blowing.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading I scarcely meet him once a year-- He's off in search of whales a-blowing.

plantsnounUS /plænts/

plural of “plant” — buildings for carrying on industrial labor

From this reading The simple life she truly leads, She loves her small domestic labors; In spring she plants her garden seeds And shares the product with her neighbors.

pooradjectiveUS /puːr/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

productnounUS /ˈprɑːdəkt/

commodities offered for sale

From this reading The simple life she truly leads, She loves her small domestic labors; In spring she plants her garden seeds And shares the product with her neighbors.

queeradjectiveUS /kwɪr/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading CAPTAIN BROWN Bluff Captain Brown is somewhat queer, But of the sea he's very knowing.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading By _Books and Authors_ now I see In literature she's made a foray: "The Yellow Shadow"--said to be "A crackerjack detective-story."

scarcelyadverbUS /ˈskersli/

only a very short time before

From this reading I scarcely meet him once a year-- He's off in search of whales a-blowing.

seanounUS /siː/

a division of an ocean or a large body of salt water partially enclosed by land

From this reading CAPTAIN BROWN Bluff Captain Brown is somewhat queer, But of the sea he's very knowing.

searchverbUS /sɜːrtʃ/

try to locate or discover, or try to establish the existence of

From this reading I scarcely meet him once a year-- He's off in search of whales a-blowing.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading By _Books and Authors_ now I see In literature she's made a foray: "The Yellow Shadow"--said to be "A crackerjack detective-story."

seedsnounUS /siːdz/

plural of “seed” — a small hard fruit

From this reading The simple life she truly leads, She loves her small domestic labors; In spring she plants her garden seeds And shares the product with her neighbors.

sewverbUS /soʊ/

fasten by sewing; do needlework

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

ShadownounUS /ˈʃæd.oʊ/

A dark area or shape produced by a body coming between rays of light and a surface.

From this reading By _Books and Authors_ now I see In literature she's made a foray: "The Yellow Shadow"--said to be "A crackerjack detective-story."

sharesnounUS /ʃerz/

plural of “share” — assets belonging to or due to or contributed by an individual person or group

From this reading The simple life she truly leads, She loves her small domestic labors; In spring she plants her garden seeds And shares the product with her neighbors.

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

she's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading By _Books and Authors_ now I see In literature she's made a foray: "The Yellow Shadow"--said to be "A crackerjack detective-story."

simpleadjectiveUS /ˈsɪmpəl/

having few parts; not complex or complicated or involved

From this reading The simple life she truly leads, She loves her small domestic labors; In spring she plants her garden seeds And shares the product with her neighbors.

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading The simple life she truly leads, She loves her small domestic labors; In spring she plants her garden seeds And shares the product with her neighbors.

somewhatadverbUS /ˈsʌmˈwʌt/

to a small degree or extent

From this reading CAPTAIN BROWN Bluff Captain Brown is somewhat queer, But of the sea he's very knowing.

springnounUS /sprɪŋ/

the season of growth

From this reading The simple life she truly leads, She loves her small domestic labors; In spring she plants her garden seeds And shares the product with her neighbors.

thankverbUS /θæŋk/

express gratitude or show appreciation to

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

trulyadverbUS /ˈtruːli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading The simple life she truly leads, She loves her small domestic labors; In spring she plants her garden seeds And shares the product with her neighbors.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading CAPTAIN BROWN Bluff Captain Brown is somewhat queer, But of the sea he's very knowing.

whalesnounUS /weɪlz/

plural of “whale” — a very large person; impressive in size or qualities

From this reading I scarcely meet him once a year-- He's off in search of whales a-blowing.

wideradjectiveUS /ˈwaɪdər/

comparative of “wide” — having great (or a certain) extent from one side to the other

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The simple life she truly leads, She loves her small domestic labors; In spring she plants her garden seeds And shares the product with her neighbors.

yearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading I scarcely meet him once a year-- He's off in search of whales a-blowing.

YellowadjectiveUS /ˈjeloʊ/

of the color intermediate between green and orange in the color spectrum; of something resembling the color of an egg yolk

From this reading By _Books and Authors_ now I see In literature she's made a foray: "The Yellow Shadow"--said to be "A crackerjack detective-story."

YetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading She loves to bake and knit and sew, For wider fields she doesn't hanker; Yet for the things they have I know A-many poor folk have to thank her.

Chapter 3 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume II. (of X.) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder holds 380 sentences, grouped into 76 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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