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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume II. (of X.)
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume II. (of X.)

Chapter V · Chapter 5

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"The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.
And the gunner we had was apparently mad, For he sat on the after rail, And fired salutes with the captain's boots, In the teeth of the booming gale.
"The captain sat in a commodore's hat And dined in a royal way On toasted pigs and pickles and figs And gummery bread each day.
But the cook was Dutch and behaved as such; For the diet he gave the crew Was a number of tons of hot-cross buns Prepared with sugar and glue.
"All nautical pride we laid aside, And we cast the vessel ashore On the Gulliby Isles, where the Poohpooh smiles, And the Rumbletumbunders roar.
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume II. (of X.)

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume II. (of X.) is here in full — 407 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.
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And the gunner we had was apparently mad, For he sat on the after rail, And fired salutes with the captain's boots, In the teeth of the booming gale.
/ənd ðə ˈɡʌnər wiː hæd wɑːz əˈperəntli mæd fɔːr hiː sæt ɑːn ðə ˈæftər reɪl ənd ˈfaɪərd səˈluːts wɪð ðə ˈkæptənz buːts ɪn ðə tiːθ ʌv ðə ˈbuːmɪŋ ɡeɪl/
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"The captain sat in a commodore's hat And dined in a royal way On toasted pigs and pickles and figs And gummery bread each day.
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But the cook was Dutch and behaved as such; For the diet he gave the crew Was a number of tons of hot-cross buns Prepared with sugar and glue.
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"All nautical pride we laid aside, And we cast the vessel ashore On the Gulliby Isles, where the Poohpooh smiles, And the Rumbletumbunders roar.

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buns noun US /bʌnz/

the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on

From this reading “But the cook was Dutch and behaved as such; For the diet he gave the crew Was a number of tons of hot-cross buns Prepared with sugar and glue.”

commodore's noun US /ˈkɑːmədɔːrz/

possessive form of “commodore” — a commissioned naval officer who ranks above a captain and below a rear admiral; the lowest grade of admiral

From this reading “"The captain sat in a commodore's hat And dined in a royal way On toasted pigs and pickles and figs And gummery bread each day.”

glue verb US /ɡluː/

join or attach with or as if with glue

From this reading “But the cook was Dutch and behaved as such; For the diet he gave the crew Was a number of tons of hot-cross buns Prepared with sugar and glue.”

gunner noun US /ˈɡʌnər/

a serviceman in the artillery

From this reading “And the gunner we had was apparently mad, For he sat on the after rail, And fired salutes with the captain's boots, In the teeth of the booming gale.”

nautical adjective US /ˈnɔːtəkəl/

relating to or involving ships or shipping or navigation or seamen

From this reading “"All nautical pride we laid aside, And we cast the vessel ashore On the Gulliby Isles, where the Poohpooh smiles, And the Rumbletumbunders roar.”

pickles noun US /ˈpɪkəlz/

plural of “pickle” — vegetables (especially cucumbers) preserved in brine or vinegar

From this reading “"The captain sat in a commodore's hat And dined in a royal way On toasted pigs and pickles and figs And gummery bread each day.”

salutes noun US /səˈluːts/

plural of “salute” — an act of honor or courteous recognition

From this reading “And the gunner we had was apparently mad, For he sat on the after rail, And fired salutes with the captain's boots, In the teeth of the booming gale.”

toasted adjective US /ˈtoʊstɪd/

browned over by exposure to heat

From this reading “"The captain sat in a commodore's hat And dined in a royal way On toasted pigs and pickles and figs And gummery bread each day.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "The captain sat in a commodore's hat And dined in a royal way On toasted pigs and pickles and figs And gummery bread each day.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading And the gunner we had was apparently mad, For he sat on the after rail, And fired salutes with the captain's boots, In the teeth of the booming gale.

AlladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading "All nautical pride we laid aside, And we cast the vessel ashore On the Gulliby Isles, where the Poohpooh smiles, And the Rumbletumbunders roar.

amusementnounUS /əˈmjuːzmənt/

a feeling of delight at being entertained

From this reading "The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.

apparentlyadverbUS /əˈperəntli/

from appearances alone

From this reading And the gunner we had was apparently mad, For he sat on the after rail, And fired salutes with the captain's boots, In the teeth of the booming gale.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading But the cook was Dutch and behaved as such; For the diet he gave the crew Was a number of tons of hot-cross buns Prepared with sugar and glue.

ashoreadverbUS /əˈʃɔːr/

towards the shore from the water

From this reading "All nautical pride we laid aside, And we cast the vessel ashore On the Gulliby Isles, where the Poohpooh smiles, And the Rumbletumbunders roar.

asideadverbUS /əˈsaɪd/

on or to one side

From this reading "All nautical pride we laid aside, And we cast the vessel ashore On the Gulliby Isles, where the Poohpooh smiles, And the Rumbletumbunders roar.

behavedverbUS /bɪˈheɪvd/

past form of “behave” — behave in a certain manner; show a certain behavior; conduct or comport oneself

From this reading But the cook was Dutch and behaved as such; For the diet he gave the crew Was a number of tons of hot-cross buns Prepared with sugar and glue.

boatswain's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.

boomingadjectiveUS /ˈbuːmɪŋ/

very lively and profitable

From this reading And the gunner we had was apparently mad, For he sat on the after rail, And fired salutes with the captain's boots, In the teeth of the booming gale.

bootsnounUS /buːts/

plural of “boot” — footwear that covers the whole foot and lower leg

From this reading And the gunner we had was apparently mad, For he sat on the after rail, And fired salutes with the captain's boots, In the teeth of the booming gale.

breadnounUS /bred/

food made from dough of flour or meal and usually raised with yeast or baking powder and then baked

From this reading "The captain sat in a commodore's hat And dined in a royal way On toasted pigs and pickles and figs And gummery bread each day.

bunsnounUS /bʌnz/

the fleshy part of the human body that you sit on

From this reading But the cook was Dutch and behaved as such; For the diet he gave the crew Was a number of tons of hot-cross buns Prepared with sugar and glue.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But the cook was Dutch and behaved as such; For the diet he gave the crew Was a number of tons of hot-cross buns Prepared with sugar and glue.

captainnounUS /ˈkæptən/

an officer holding a rank below a major but above a lieutenant

From this reading "The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.

captain'snounUS /ˈkæptənz/

possessive form of “captain” — an officer holding a rank below a major but above a lieutenant

From this reading And the gunner we had was apparently mad, For he sat on the after rail, And fired salutes with the captain's boots, In the teeth of the booming gale.

castverbUS /kæst/

put or send forth

From this reading "All nautical pride we laid aside, And we cast the vessel ashore On the Gulliby Isles, where the Poohpooh smiles, And the Rumbletumbunders roar.

commodore'snounUS /ˈkɑːmədɔːrz/

possessive form of “commodore” — a commissioned naval officer who ranks above a captain and below a rear admiral; the lowest grade of admiral

From this reading "The captain sat in a commodore's hat And dined in a royal way On toasted pigs and pickles and figs And gummery bread each day.

cookverbUS /kʊk/

prepare a hot meal

From this reading But the cook was Dutch and behaved as such; For the diet he gave the crew Was a number of tons of hot-cross buns Prepared with sugar and glue.

crewnounUS /kruː/

the men and women who man a vehicle (ship, aircraft, etc.)

From this reading "The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading "The captain sat in a commodore's hat And dined in a royal way On toasted pigs and pickles and figs And gummery bread each day.

dietnounUS /ˈdaɪət/

a prescribed selection of foods

From this reading But the cook was Dutch and behaved as such; For the diet he gave the crew Was a number of tons of hot-cross buns Prepared with sugar and glue.

dinedverbUS /daɪnd/

past form of “dine” — have supper; eat dinner

From this reading "The captain sat in a commodore's hat And dined in a royal way On toasted pigs and pickles and figs And gummery bread each day.

DutchadjectiveUS /dʌtʃ/

of or relating to the Netherlands or its people or culture

From this reading But the cook was Dutch and behaved as such; For the diet he gave the crew Was a number of tons of hot-cross buns Prepared with sugar and glue.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading "The captain sat in a commodore's hat And dined in a royal way On toasted pigs and pickles and figs And gummery bread each day.

figsnounUS /fɪɡz/

plural of “fig” — a diagram or picture illustrating textual material

From this reading "The captain sat in a commodore's hat And dined in a royal way On toasted pigs and pickles and figs And gummery bread each day.

firedadjectiveUS /ˈfaɪərd/

having lost your job

From this reading And the gunner we had was apparently mad, For he sat on the after rail, And fired salutes with the captain's boots, In the teeth of the booming gale.

fondadjectiveUS /fɑːnd/

having or displaying warmth or affection

From this reading "The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading And the gunner we had was apparently mad, For he sat on the after rail, And fired salutes with the captain's boots, In the teeth of the booming gale.

galenounUS /ɡeɪl/

a strong wind moving 45-90 knots; force 7 to 10 on Beaufort scale

From this reading And the gunner we had was apparently mad, For he sat on the after rail, And fired salutes with the captain's boots, In the teeth of the booming gale.

gaveverbUS /ɡeɪv/

inflected form of “give” — cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading But the cook was Dutch and behaved as such; For the diet he gave the crew Was a number of tons of hot-cross buns Prepared with sugar and glue.

glueverbUS /ɡluː/

join or attach with or as if with glue

From this reading But the cook was Dutch and behaved as such; For the diet he gave the crew Was a number of tons of hot-cross buns Prepared with sugar and glue.

Gulliby

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "All nautical pride we laid aside, And we cast the vessel ashore On the Gulliby Isles, where the Poohpooh smiles, And the Rumbletumbunders roar.

gummery

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "The captain sat in a commodore's hat And dined in a royal way On toasted pigs and pickles and figs And gummery bread each day.

gunnernounUS /ˈɡʌnər/

a serviceman in the artillery

From this reading And the gunner we had was apparently mad, For he sat on the after rail, And fired salutes with the captain's boots, In the teeth of the booming gale.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading And the gunner we had was apparently mad, For he sat on the after rail, And fired salutes with the captain's boots, In the teeth of the booming gale.

hatnounUS /hæt/

headdress that protects the head from bad weather; has shaped crown and usually a brim

From this reading "The captain sat in a commodore's hat And dined in a royal way On toasted pigs and pickles and figs And gummery bread each day.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.

hop-scotch

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.

hot-cross

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But the cook was Dutch and behaved as such; For the diet he gave the crew Was a number of tons of hot-cross buns Prepared with sugar and glue.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading And the gunner we had was apparently mad, For he sat on the after rail, And fired salutes with the captain's boots, In the teeth of the booming gale.

IslesnounUS /aɪlz/

plural of “isle” — a small island

From this reading "All nautical pride we laid aside, And we cast the vessel ashore On the Gulliby Isles, where the Poohpooh smiles, And the Rumbletumbunders roar.

laidadjectiveUS /leɪd/

set down according to a plan

From this reading "All nautical pride we laid aside, And we cast the vessel ashore On the Gulliby Isles, where the Poohpooh smiles, And the Rumbletumbunders roar.

madadjectiveUS /mæd/

roused to anger

From this reading And the gunner we had was apparently mad, For he sat on the after rail, And fired salutes with the captain's boots, In the teeth of the booming gale.

matenounUS /meɪt/

the officer below the master on a commercial ship

From this reading "The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.

nauticaladjectiveUS /ˈnɔːtəkəl/

relating to or involving ships or shipping or navigation or seamen

From this reading "All nautical pride we laid aside, And we cast the vessel ashore On the Gulliby Isles, where the Poohpooh smiles, And the Rumbletumbunders roar.

numbernounUS /ˈnʌmbər/

the property possessed by a sum or total or indefinite quantity of units or individuals

From this reading But the cook was Dutch and behaved as such; For the diet he gave the crew Was a number of tons of hot-cross buns Prepared with sugar and glue.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading And the gunner we had was apparently mad, For he sat on the after rail, And fired salutes with the captain's boots, In the teeth of the booming gale.

picklesnounUS /ˈpɪkəlz/

plural of “pickle” — vegetables (especially cucumbers) preserved in brine or vinegar

From this reading "The captain sat in a commodore's hat And dined in a royal way On toasted pigs and pickles and figs And gummery bread each day.

pigsnounUS /pɪɡz/

plural of “pig” — domestic swine

From this reading "The captain sat in a commodore's hat And dined in a royal way On toasted pigs and pickles and figs And gummery bread each day.

playedadjectiveUS /pleɪd/

(of games) engaged in

From this reading "The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.

Poohpooh

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "All nautical pride we laid aside, And we cast the vessel ashore On the Gulliby Isles, where the Poohpooh smiles, And the Rumbletumbunders roar.

PreparedadjectiveUS /priˈperd/

made ready or fit or suitable beforehand

From this reading But the cook was Dutch and behaved as such; For the diet he gave the crew Was a number of tons of hot-cross buns Prepared with sugar and glue.

pridenounUS /praɪd/

a feeling of self-respect and personal worth

From this reading "All nautical pride we laid aside, And we cast the vessel ashore On the Gulliby Isles, where the Poohpooh smiles, And the Rumbletumbunders roar.

railnounUS /reɪl/

a barrier consisting of a horizontal bar and supports

From this reading And the gunner we had was apparently mad, For he sat on the after rail, And fired salutes with the captain's boots, In the teeth of the booming gale.

roarverbUS /rɔːr/

make a loud noise, as of wind, water, or vehicles

From this reading "All nautical pride we laid aside, And we cast the vessel ashore On the Gulliby Isles, where the Poohpooh smiles, And the Rumbletumbunders roar.

royaladjectiveUS /ˈrɔɪəl/

of or relating to or indicative of or issued or performed by a king or queen or other monarch

From this reading "The captain sat in a commodore's hat And dined in a royal way On toasted pigs and pickles and figs And gummery bread each day.

Rumbletumbunders

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "All nautical pride we laid aside, And we cast the vessel ashore On the Gulliby Isles, where the Poohpooh smiles, And the Rumbletumbunders roar.

salutesnounUS /səˈluːts/

plural of “salute” — an act of honor or courteous recognition

From this reading And the gunner we had was apparently mad, For he sat on the after rail, And fired salutes with the captain's boots, In the teeth of the booming gale.

satnounUS /sæt/

the seventh and last day of the week; observed as the Sabbath by Jews and some Christians

From this reading And the gunner we had was apparently mad, For he sat on the after rail, And fired salutes with the captain's boots, In the teeth of the booming gale.

sedateadjectiveUS /sɪˈdeɪt/

characterized by dignity and propriety

From this reading "The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.

smilesnounUS /smaɪlz/

plural of “smile” — a facial expression characterized by turning up the corners of the mouth; usually shows pleasure or amusement

From this reading "All nautical pride we laid aside, And we cast the vessel ashore On the Gulliby Isles, where the Poohpooh smiles, And the Rumbletumbunders roar.

starboardnounUS /ˈstɑːrbərd/

the right side of a ship or aircraft to someone who is aboard and facing the bow or nose

From this reading "The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading But the cook was Dutch and behaved as such; For the diet he gave the crew Was a number of tons of hot-cross buns Prepared with sugar and glue.

sugarnounUS /ˈʃʊɡər/

a white crystalline carbohydrate used as a sweetener and preservative

From this reading But the cook was Dutch and behaved as such; For the diet he gave the crew Was a number of tons of hot-cross buns Prepared with sugar and glue.

teethnounUS /tiːθ/

the kind and number and arrangement of teeth (collectively) in a person or animal

From this reading And the gunner we had was apparently mad, For he sat on the after rail, And fired salutes with the captain's boots, In the teeth of the booming gale.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.

tickledverbUS /ˈtɪkəld/

past form of “tickle” — touch (a body part) lightly so as to excite the surface nerves and cause uneasiness, laughter, or spasmodic movements

From this reading "The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.

toastedadjectiveUS /ˈtoʊstɪd/

browned over by exposure to heat

From this reading "The captain sat in a commodore's hat And dined in a royal way On toasted pigs and pickles and figs And gummery bread each day.

tonsnounUS /tʌnz/

a large number or amount

From this reading But the cook was Dutch and behaved as such; For the diet he gave the crew Was a number of tons of hot-cross buns Prepared with sugar and glue.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading "The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading "The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.

vesselnounUS /ˈvesəl/

a tube in which a body fluid circulates

From this reading "All nautical pride we laid aside, And we cast the vessel ashore On the Gulliby Isles, where the Poohpooh smiles, And the Rumbletumbunders roar.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.

watchverbUS /wɑːtʃ/

look attentively

From this reading "The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading "The captain sat in a commodore's hat And dined in a royal way On toasted pigs and pickles and figs And gummery bread each day.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading And the gunner we had was apparently mad, For he sat on the after rail, And fired salutes with the captain's boots, In the teeth of the booming gale.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading "All nautical pride we laid aside, And we cast the vessel ashore On the Gulliby Isles, where the Poohpooh smiles, And the Rumbletumbunders roar.

WhileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading "The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.

YetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading "The boatswain's mate was very sedate, Yet fond of amusement, too; And he played hop-scotch with the starboard watch, While the captain tickled the crew.

Chapter 5 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume II. (of X.) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder holds 407 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 5 holds 407 sentences of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume II. (of X.), unabridged, divided into 82 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 5 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume II. (of X.) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 407 sentences, grouped into 82 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 5 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume II. (of X.)?

Work through the 82 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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