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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.)
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.)

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) is here in full — 443 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Buddie shook her head.
"The wolf does something every day that keeps him from church on Sunday--?"
Again Buddy shook her head.
"It is hard to shave an egg--?"
Still another shake.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.)

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) is here in full — 443 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/88 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Buddie shook her head.
Line 2
"The wolf does something every day that keeps him from church on Sunday--?"
/ðə wʊlf dʌz ˈsʌmθɪŋ ˈevəri deɪ ðæt kiːps hɪm frʌm tʃɜːrtʃ ɑːn ˈsʌndeɪ/
Line 3
Again Buddy shook her head.
/əˈɡen ˈbʌdi ʃʊk hɜːr hed/
Line 4
"It is hard to shave an egg--?"
/ɪt ɪz hɑːrd tuː ʃeɪv æn eɡ/
Line 5
Still another shake.
/stɪl əˈnʌðər ʃeɪk/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Buddy noun US /ˈbʌdi/

a close friend who accompanies his buddies in their activities

From this reading “Again Buddy shook her head.”

egg noun US /eɡ/

animal reproductive body consisting of an ovum or embryo together with nutritive and protective envelopes; especially the thin-shelled reproductive body laid by e.g. female birds

From this reading “"It is hard to shave an egg--?"”

keeps noun US /kiːps/

plural of “keep” — the financial means whereby one lives

From this reading “"The wolf does something every day that keeps him from church on Sunday--?"”

shake verb US /ʃeɪk/

move or cause to move back and forth

From this reading “Still another shake.”

shave verb US /ʃeɪv/

remove body hair with a razor

From this reading “"It is hard to shave an egg--?"”

shook noun US /ʃʊk/

a disassembled barrel; the parts packed for storage or shipment

From this reading “Buddie shook her head.”

Sunday noun US /ˈsʌndeɪ/

first day of the week; observed as a day of rest and worship by most Christians

From this reading “"The wolf does something every day that keeps him from church on Sunday--?"”

wolf noun US /wʊlf/

any of various predatory carnivorous canine mammals of North America and Eurasia that usually hunt in packs

From this reading “"The wolf does something every day that keeps him from church on Sunday--?"”

All words in this reading · 29

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AgainadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading Again Buddy shook her head.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "It is hard to shave an egg--?"

anotherdeterminerUS /əˈnʌðər/

one more of the same kind, or a different one

From this reading Still another shake.

Buddie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Buddie shook her head.

BuddynounUS /ˈbʌdi/

a close friend who accompanies his buddies in their activities

From this reading Again Buddy shook her head.

churchnounUS /tʃɜːrtʃ/

one of the groups of Christians who have their own beliefs and forms of worship

From this reading "The wolf does something every day that keeps him from church on Sunday--?"

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading "The wolf does something every day that keeps him from church on Sunday--?"

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "The wolf does something every day that keeps him from church on Sunday--?"

eggnounUS /eɡ/

animal reproductive body consisting of an ovum or embryo together with nutritive and protective envelopes; especially the thin-shelled reproductive body laid by e.g. female birds

From this reading "It is hard to shave an egg--?"

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading "The wolf does something every day that keeps him from church on Sunday--?"

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading "The wolf does something every day that keeps him from church on Sunday--?"

hardadjectiveUS /hɑːrd/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading "It is hard to shave an egg--?"

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading Buddie shook her head.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Buddie shook her head.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "The wolf does something every day that keeps him from church on Sunday--?"

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "It is hard to shave an egg--?"

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "It is hard to shave an egg--?"

keepsnounUS /kiːps/

plural of “keep” — the financial means whereby one lives

From this reading "The wolf does something every day that keeps him from church on Sunday--?"

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "The wolf does something every day that keeps him from church on Sunday--?"

shakeverbUS /ʃeɪk/

move or cause to move back and forth

From this reading Still another shake.

shaveverbUS /ʃeɪv/

remove body hair with a razor

From this reading "It is hard to shave an egg--?"

shooknounUS /ʃʊk/

a disassembled barrel; the parts packed for storage or shipment

From this reading Buddie shook her head.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading "The wolf does something every day that keeps him from church on Sunday--?"

StilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading Still another shake.

SundaynounUS /ˈsʌndeɪ/

first day of the week; observed as a day of rest and worship by most Christians

From this reading "The wolf does something every day that keeps him from church on Sunday--?"

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "The wolf does something every day that keeps him from church on Sunday--?"

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "The wolf does something every day that keeps him from church on Sunday--?"

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "It is hard to shave an egg--?"

wolfnounUS /wʊlf/

any of various predatory carnivorous canine mammals of North America and Eurasia that usually hunt in packs

From this reading "The wolf does something every day that keeps him from church on Sunday--?"

Chapter 2 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder holds 443 sentences, grouped into 89 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 2 holds 443 sentences of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.), unabridged, divided into 89 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 2 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 443 sentences, grouped into 89 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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