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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.)

Chapter III · Chapter 3

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The milkman goes forth to carry the daily milk, the ice-man to leave the daily ice.
But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.
The student, who might inform us, has been burning the midnight oil.
The student is not in the mood to consider the early sun.
There remains to us the evening, also,--the leisure hour of the day.
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.)

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) is here in full — 433 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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The milkman goes forth to carry the daily milk, the ice-man to leave the daily ice.
Line 2
But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.
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The student, who might inform us, has been burning the midnight oil.
/ðə ˈstuːdənt huː maɪt ˌɪnˈfɔːrm ʌs hæz bɪn ˈbɜːrnɪŋ ðə ˈmɪdnaɪt ɔɪl/
Line 4
The student is not in the mood to consider the early sun.
/ðə ˈstuːdənt ɪz nɑːt ɪn ðə muːd tuː kənˈsɪdər ðə ˈɜːrli sʌn/
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There remains to us the evening, also,--the leisure hour of the day.

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exposing verb US /ɪkˈspoʊzɪŋ/

-ing form of “expose” — expose or make accessible to some action or influence

From this reading “But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.”

heating noun US /ˈhiːtɪŋ/

the process of becoming warmer; a rising temperature

From this reading “But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.”

melting noun US /ˈmeltɪŋ/

the process whereby heat changes something from a solid to a liquid

From this reading “But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.”

milkman noun US /ˈmɪlkmæn/

someone who delivers milk

From this reading “The milkman goes forth to carry the daily milk, the ice-man to leave the daily ice.”

orb noun US /ɔːrb/

the ball-shaped capsule containing the vertebrate eye

From this reading “But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.”

sun's noun US /sʌnz/

possessive form of “sun” — the star that is the source of light and heat for the planets in the solar system

From this reading “But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.”

timorous adjective US /ˈtɪmərəs/

timid by nature or revealing timidity

From this reading “But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.”

vehicles noun US /ˈviːhɪkəlz/

plural of “vehicle” — a conveyance that transports people or objects

From this reading “But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.”

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afraidadjectiveUS /əˈfreɪd/

filled with fear or apprehension

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

alsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading There remains to us the evening, also,--the leisure hour of the day.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

avoidverbUS /əˈvɔɪd/

stay clear from; keep away from; keep out of the way of someone or something

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading The student, who might inform us, has been burning the midnight oil.

burningnounUS /ˈbɜːrnɪŋ/

the act of burning something

From this reading The student, who might inform us, has been burning the midnight oil.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

carryverbUS /ˈkæri/

move while supporting, either in a vehicle or in one's hands or on one's body

From this reading The milkman goes forth to carry the daily milk, the ice-man to leave the daily ice.

considerverbUS /kənˈsɪdər/

deem to be

From this reading The student is not in the mood to consider the early sun.

dailyadverbUS /ˈdeɪli/

every day; without missing a day

From this reading The milkman goes forth to carry the daily milk, the ice-man to leave the daily ice.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

directionsnounUS /dərˈekʃənz/

plural of “direction” — a line leading to a place or point

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

earlyadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrli/

at or near the beginning of a period of time or course of events or before the usual or expected time

From this reading The student is not in the mood to consider the early sun.

eitherdeterminerUS /ˈiːðər/

one or the other of two

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

eveningnounUS /ˈiːvnɪŋ/

the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

From this reading There remains to us the evening, also,--the leisure hour of the day.

exposingverbUS /ɪkˈspoʊzɪŋ/

-ing form of “expose” — expose or make accessible to some action or influence

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

forthadverbUS /fɔːrθ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading The milkman goes forth to carry the daily milk, the ice-man to leave the daily ice.

goesnounUS /ɡoʊz/

plural of “go” — a time period for working (after which you will be relieved by someone else)

From this reading The milkman goes forth to carry the daily milk, the ice-man to leave the daily ice.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The student, who might inform us, has been burning the midnight oil.

heatingnounUS /ˈhiːtɪŋ/

the process of becoming warmer; a rising temperature

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

hournounUS /ˈaʊər/

a period of time equal to 1/24th of a day

From this reading There remains to us the evening, also,--the leisure hour of the day.

icenounUS /aɪs/

water frozen in the solid state

From this reading The milkman goes forth to carry the daily milk, the ice-man to leave the daily ice.

ice-man

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From this reading The milkman goes forth to carry the daily milk, the ice-man to leave the daily ice.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The student is not in the mood to consider the early sun.

informverbUS /ˌɪnˈfɔːrm/

impart knowledge of some fact, state of affairs, or event to

From this reading The student, who might inform us, has been burning the midnight oil.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The student is not in the mood to consider the early sun.

leaveverbUS /liːv/

go away from a place

From this reading The milkman goes forth to carry the daily milk, the ice-man to leave the daily ice.

leisurenounUS /ˈleʒər/

time available for ease and relaxation

From this reading There remains to us the evening, also,--the leisure hour of the day.

meetverbUS /miːt/

come together

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

meltingnounUS /ˈmeltɪŋ/

the process whereby heat changes something from a solid to a liquid

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

midnightnounUS /ˈmɪdnaɪt/

12 o'clock at night; the middle of the night

From this reading The student, who might inform us, has been burning the midnight oil.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading The student, who might inform us, has been burning the midnight oil.

milknounUS /mɪlk/

a white nutritious liquid secreted by mammals and used as food by human beings

From this reading The milkman goes forth to carry the daily milk, the ice-man to leave the daily ice.

milkmannounUS /ˈmɪlkmæn/

someone who delivers milk

From this reading The milkman goes forth to carry the daily milk, the ice-man to leave the daily ice.

moodnounUS /muːd/

a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling

From this reading The student is not in the mood to consider the early sun.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading The student is not in the mood to consider the early sun.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

oilnounUS /ɔɪl/

A viscous liquid derived from petroleum or plants, stored in large earthen jars.

From this reading The student, who might inform us, has been burning the midnight oil.

orbnounUS /ɔːrb/

the ball-shaped capsule containing the vertebrate eye

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

probablyadverbUS /ˈprɑːbəbliː/

with considerable certainty; without much doubt

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

raysnounUS /reɪz/

plural of “ray” — a column of light (as from a beacon)

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

remainsnounUS /rɪˈmeɪnz/

any object that is left unused or still extant

From this reading There remains to us the evening, also,--the leisure hour of the day.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

studentnounUS /ˈstuːdənt/

a learner who is enrolled in an educational institution

From this reading The student, who might inform us, has been burning the midnight oil.

sunnounUS /sʌn/

the star that is the source of light and heat for the planets in the solar system

From this reading The student is not in the mood to consider the early sun.

sun'snounUS /sʌnz/

possessive form of “sun” — the star that is the source of light and heat for the planets in the solar system

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The milkman goes forth to carry the daily milk, the ice-man to leave the daily ice.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There remains to us the evening, also,--the leisure hour of the day.

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

timorousadjectiveUS /ˈtɪmərəs/

timid by nature or revealing timidity

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The milkman goes forth to carry the daily milk, the ice-man to leave the daily ice.

turningnounUS /ˈtɜːrnɪŋ/

the act of changing or reversing the direction of the course

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The student, who might inform us, has been burning the midnight oil.

vehiclesnounUS /ˈviːhɪkəlz/

plural of “vehicle” — a conveyance that transports people or objects

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading The student, who might inform us, has been burning the midnight oil.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading But either of these would be afraid of exposing their vehicles to the heating orb of day,--the milkman afraid of turning the milk, the ice-man timorous of melting his ice--and they probably avoid those directions where they shall meet the sun's rays.

Chapter 3 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder holds 433 sentences, grouped into 87 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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