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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.)
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.)

Chapter IV · Chapter 4

Chapter 4 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) is here in full — 454 sentences across 91 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?
When I would rest beneath its shade Comes the shrill-voiced book-selling maid, And smites me with her tireless breath-- Then am I angry unto death.
When I would slumber in my booth, Who comes with accents loud and smooth, And talks from dawn to midnight late?
The honest labor candidate.
Who pounds mine ear with noisy talk, Whose brazen gall no ire can balk And wearies me of life's short span?
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.)

Chapter IV · Chapter 4

Chapter 4 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) is here in full — 454 sentences across 91 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/90 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?
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When I would rest beneath its shade Comes the shrill-voiced book-selling maid, And smites me with her tireless breath-- Then am I angry unto death.
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When I would slumber in my booth, Who comes with accents loud and smooth, And talks from dawn to midnight late?
/wen aɪ wʊd ˈslʌmbər ɪn maɪ buːθ huː kʌmz wɪð ˈæksents laʊd ənd smuːð ənd tɔːks frʌm dɔːn tuː ˈmɪdnaɪt leɪt/
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The honest labor candidate.
/ðə ˈɑːnəst ˈleɪbər ˈkændədeɪt/
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Who pounds mine ear with noisy talk, Whose brazen gall no ire can balk And wearies me of life's short span?

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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balk verb US /bɔːk/

refuse to comply

From this reading “Who pounds mine ear with noisy talk, Whose brazen gall no ire can balk And wearies me of life's short span?”

cutworms noun US /ˈkʌtwɜːrmz/

plural of “cutworm” — North American moth whose larvae feed on young plant stems cutting them off at the ground

From this reading “Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?”

gall noun US /ɡɔːl/

an open sore on the back of a horse caused by ill-fitting or badly adjusted saddle

From this reading “Who pounds mine ear with noisy talk, Whose brazen gall no ire can balk And wearies me of life's short span?”

gourd noun US /ɡɔːrd/

bottle made from the dried shell of a bottle gourd

From this reading “Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?”

hoard verb US /hɔːrd/

save up as for future use

From this reading “Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?”

ire noun US /aɪr/

a strong emotion; a feeling that is oriented toward some real or supposed grievance

From this reading “Who pounds mine ear with noisy talk, Whose brazen gall no ire can balk And wearies me of life's short span?”

prospers verb US /ˈprɑːspərz/

third-person singular of “prosper” — make steady progress; be at the high point in one's career or reach a high point in historical significance or importance

From this reading “Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?”

tireless adjective US /ˈtaɪərləs/

showing sustained enthusiastic action with unflagging vitality

From this reading “When I would rest beneath its shade Comes the shrill-voiced book-selling maid, And smites me with her tireless breath-- Then am I angry unto death.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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accentsnounUS /ˈæksents/

plural of “accent” — distinctive manner of oral expression

From this reading When I would slumber in my booth, Who comes with accents loud and smooth, And talks from dawn to midnight late?

addsnounUS /ædz/

plural of “add” — a condition (mostly in boys) characterized by behavioral and learning disorders

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading When I would rest beneath its shade Comes the shrill-voiced book-selling maid, And smites me with her tireless breath-- Then am I angry unto death.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

angryadjectiveUS /ˈæŋɡri/

feeling or showing anger

From this reading When I would rest beneath its shade Comes the shrill-voiced book-selling maid, And smites me with her tireless breath-- Then am I angry unto death.

balkverbUS /bɔːk/

refuse to comply

From this reading Who pounds mine ear with noisy talk, Whose brazen gall no ire can balk And wearies me of life's short span?

beneathprepositionUS /bɪˈniːθ/

Directly under; in or to a lower position than.

From this reading When I would rest beneath its shade Comes the shrill-voiced book-selling maid, And smites me with her tireless breath-- Then am I angry unto death.

book-selling

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading When I would rest beneath its shade Comes the shrill-voiced book-selling maid, And smites me with her tireless breath-- Then am I angry unto death.

boothnounUS /buːθ/

a table (in a restaurant or bar) surrounded by two high-backed benches

From this reading When I would slumber in my booth, Who comes with accents loud and smooth, And talks from dawn to midnight late?

brazenadjectiveUS /ˈbreɪzən/

unrestrained by convention or propriety

From this reading Who pounds mine ear with noisy talk, Whose brazen gall no ire can balk And wearies me of life's short span?

breathnounUS /breθ/

the process of taking in and expelling air during breathing

From this reading When I would rest beneath its shade Comes the shrill-voiced book-selling maid, And smites me with her tireless breath-- Then am I angry unto death.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Who pounds mine ear with noisy talk, Whose brazen gall no ire can balk And wearies me of life's short span?

candidatenounUS /ˈkændədeɪt/

a politician who is running for public office

From this reading The honest labor candidate.

ComesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading When I would rest beneath its shade Comes the shrill-voiced book-selling maid, And smites me with her tireless breath-- Then am I angry unto death.

cutwormsnounUS /ˈkʌtwɜːrmz/

plural of “cutworm” — North American moth whose larvae feed on young plant stems cutting them off at the ground

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

dailyadverbUS /ˈdeɪli/

every day; without missing a day

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

dawnnounUS /dɔːn/

the first light of day

From this reading When I would slumber in my booth, Who comes with accents loud and smooth, And talks from dawn to midnight late?

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

deathnounUS /deθ/

the event of dying or departure from life

From this reading When I would rest beneath its shade Comes the shrill-voiced book-selling maid, And smites me with her tireless breath-- Then am I angry unto death.

earnounUS /iːr/

the sense organ for hearing and equilibrium

From this reading Who pounds mine ear with noisy talk, Whose brazen gall no ire can balk And wearies me of life's short span?

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading When I would slumber in my booth, Who comes with accents loud and smooth, And talks from dawn to midnight late?

gallnounUS /ɡɔːl/

an open sore on the back of a horse caused by ill-fitting or badly adjusted saddle

From this reading Who pounds mine ear with noisy talk, Whose brazen gall no ire can balk And wearies me of life's short span?

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

gourdnounUS /ɡɔːrd/

bottle made from the dried shell of a bottle gourd

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading When I would rest beneath its shade Comes the shrill-voiced book-selling maid, And smites me with her tireless breath-- Then am I angry unto death.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

hoardverbUS /hɔːrd/

save up as for future use

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

honestadjectiveUS /ˈɑːnəst/

not disposed to cheat or defraud; not deceptive or fraudulent

From this reading The honest labor candidate.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

irenounUS /aɪr/

a strong emotion; a feeling that is oriented toward some real or supposed grievance

From this reading Who pounds mine ear with noisy talk, Whose brazen gall no ire can balk And wearies me of life's short span?

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading When I would rest beneath its shade Comes the shrill-voiced book-selling maid, And smites me with her tireless breath-- Then am I angry unto death.

labornounUS /ˈleɪbər/

a social class comprising those who do manual labor or work for wages

From this reading The honest labor candidate.

lateadjectiveUS /leɪt/

being or occurring at an advanced period of time or after a usual or expected time

From this reading When I would slumber in my booth, Who comes with accents loud and smooth, And talks from dawn to midnight late?

life'snounUS /laɪfs/

possessive form of “life” — a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading Who pounds mine ear with noisy talk, Whose brazen gall no ire can balk And wearies me of life's short span?

liveverbUS /laɪv/

be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

loudadjectiveUS /laʊd/

characterized by or producing sound of great volume or intensity

From this reading When I would slumber in my booth, Who comes with accents loud and smooth, And talks from dawn to midnight late?

maidnounUS /meɪd/

a female domestic

From this reading When I would rest beneath its shade Comes the shrill-voiced book-selling maid, And smites me with her tireless breath-- Then am I angry unto death.

man'snounUS /mænz/

possessive form of “man” — an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading When I would rest beneath its shade Comes the shrill-voiced book-selling maid, And smites me with her tireless breath-- Then am I angry unto death.

midnightnounUS /ˈmɪdnaɪt/

12 o'clock at night; the middle of the night

From this reading When I would slumber in my booth, Who comes with accents loud and smooth, And talks from dawn to midnight late?

minepronounUS /maɪn/

the one or ones belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Who pounds mine ear with noisy talk, Whose brazen gall no ire can balk And wearies me of life's short span?

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading When I would slumber in my booth, Who comes with accents loud and smooth, And talks from dawn to midnight late?

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Who pounds mine ear with noisy talk, Whose brazen gall no ire can balk And wearies me of life's short span?

noisyadjectiveUS /ˈnɔɪzi/

full of or characterized by loud and nonmusical sounds

From this reading Who pounds mine ear with noisy talk, Whose brazen gall no ire can balk And wearies me of life's short span?

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Who pounds mine ear with noisy talk, Whose brazen gall no ire can balk And wearies me of life's short span?

poundsnounUS /paʊndz/

plural of “pound” — 16 ounces avoirdupois

From this reading Who pounds mine ear with noisy talk, Whose brazen gall no ire can balk And wearies me of life's short span?

prospersverbUS /ˈprɑːspərz/

third-person singular of “prosper” — make steady progress; be at the high point in one's career or reach a high point in historical significance or importance

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

restverbUS /rest/

not move; be in a resting position

From this reading When I would rest beneath its shade Comes the shrill-voiced book-selling maid, And smites me with her tireless breath-- Then am I angry unto death.

shadenounUS /ʃeɪd/

relative darkness caused by light rays being intercepted by an opaque body

From this reading When I would rest beneath its shade Comes the shrill-voiced book-selling maid, And smites me with her tireless breath-- Then am I angry unto death.

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading Who pounds mine ear with noisy talk, Whose brazen gall no ire can balk And wearies me of life's short span?

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

shrill-voiced

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading When I would rest beneath its shade Comes the shrill-voiced book-selling maid, And smites me with her tireless breath-- Then am I angry unto death.

slumbernounUS /ˈslʌmbər/

a natural and periodic state of rest during which consciousness of the world is suspended

From this reading When I would slumber in my booth, Who comes with accents loud and smooth, And talks from dawn to midnight late?

smiteverb

inflict a heavy blow on, with the hand, a tool, or a weapon

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

smites

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading When I would rest beneath its shade Comes the shrill-voiced book-selling maid, And smites me with her tireless breath-- Then am I angry unto death.

smoothadjectiveUS /smuːð/

having a surface free from roughness or bumps or ridges or irregularities

From this reading When I would slumber in my booth, Who comes with accents loud and smooth, And talks from dawn to midnight late?

spannounUS /spæn/

the complete duration of something

From this reading Who pounds mine ear with noisy talk, Whose brazen gall no ire can balk And wearies me of life's short span?

talkverbUS /tɔːk/

exchange thoughts; talk with

From this reading Who pounds mine ear with noisy talk, Whose brazen gall no ire can balk And wearies me of life's short span?

talksnounUS /tɔːks/

a discussion intended to produce an agreement

From this reading When I would slumber in my booth, Who comes with accents loud and smooth, And talks from dawn to midnight late?

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading When I would rest beneath its shade Comes the shrill-voiced book-selling maid, And smites me with her tireless breath-- Then am I angry unto death.

tirelessadjectiveUS /ˈtaɪərləs/

showing sustained enthusiastic action with unflagging vitality

From this reading When I would rest beneath its shade Comes the shrill-voiced book-selling maid, And smites me with her tireless breath-- Then am I angry unto death.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading When I would slumber in my booth, Who comes with accents loud and smooth, And talks from dawn to midnight late?

untoprepositionUS /ˈʌntuː/

an old word for “to”

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

wearies

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Who pounds mine ear with noisy talk, Whose brazen gall no ire can balk And wearies me of life's short span?

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

WhileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

WhopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading When I would slumber in my booth, Who comes with accents loud and smooth, And talks from dawn to midnight late?

WhosedeterminerUS /huːz/

belonging to which person

From this reading Who pounds mine ear with noisy talk, Whose brazen gall no ire can balk And wearies me of life's short span?

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

wickedadjectiveUS /ˈwɪkəd/

morally bad in principle or practice

From this reading Why should I live, when every day The wicked prospers in his way, And daily adds unto his hoard, While cutworms smite the good man's gourd?

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading When I would rest beneath its shade Comes the shrill-voiced book-selling maid, And smites me with her tireless breath-- Then am I angry unto death.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading When I would rest beneath its shade Comes the shrill-voiced book-selling maid, And smites me with her tireless breath-- Then am I angry unto death.

Chapter 4 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder holds 454 sentences, grouped into 91 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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