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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.)
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.)

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) is here in full — 433 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"That's a very good idea," said the Idiot.
"When you go back there, Mr. Bib, I wish you'd suggest it to the Superintendent."
WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.
You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.
But I knew you just the same.
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.)

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) is here in full — 433 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"That's a very good idea," said the Idiot.
Line 2
"When you go back there, Mr. Bib, I wish you'd suggest it to the Superintendent."
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WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.
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You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.
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But I knew you just the same.
/bʌt aɪ nuː juː dʒʌst ðə seɪm/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

automatic adjective US /ˌɔːtəˈmætɪk/

operating with minimal human intervention; independent of external control

From this reading “WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.”

Bib noun US /bɪb/

top part of an apron; covering the chest

From this reading “"When you go back there, Mr. Bib, I wish you'd suggest it to the Superintendent."”

buttoned adjective US /ˈbʌtənd/

furnished or closed with buttons or something buttonlike

From this reading “You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.”

chunky adjective US /ˈtʃʌŋki/

like or containing small sticky lumps

From this reading “WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.”

compartment noun US /kəmˈpɑːrtmənt/

a space into which an area is subdivided

From this reading “WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.”

crane verb US /kreɪn/

stretch (the neck) so as to see better

From this reading “WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.”

Presbyterian noun US /ˌpresbɪˈtɪriən/

a follower of Calvinism as taught in the Presbyterian Church

From this reading “You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.”

upholstery noun US /əˈpoʊlstəri/

covering (padding and springs and webbing and fabric) on a piece of furniture

From this reading “WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "That's a very good idea," said the Idiot.

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

AUTOMATICadjectiveUS /ˌɔːtəˈmætɪk/

operating with minimal human intervention; independent of external control

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading "When you go back there, Mr. Bib, I wish you'd suggest it to the Superintendent."

behindprepositionUS /bɪˈhaɪnd/

at or toward the back of something

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

BibnounUS /bɪb/

top part of an apron; covering the chest

From this reading "When you go back there, Mr. Bib, I wish you'd suggest it to the Superintendent."

blackadjectiveUS /blæk/

being of the achromatic color of maximum darkness; having little or no hue owing to absorption of almost all incident light

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But I knew you just the same.

buttonedadjectiveUS /ˈbʌtənd/

furnished or closed with buttons or something buttonlike

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

BYprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

chainnounUS /tʃeɪn/

a series of things depending on each other as if linked together

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

chunkyadjectiveUS /ˈtʃʌŋki/

like or containing small sticky lumps

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

collarnounUS /ˈkɑːlər/

a band that fits around the neck and is usually folded over

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

compartmentnounUS /kəmˈpɑːrtmənt/

a space into which an area is subdivided

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

CRANEverbUS /kreɪn/

stretch (the neck) so as to see better

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

crossverbUS /krɔːs/

travel across or pass over

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

FRANKadjectiveUS /fræŋk/

characterized by directness in manner or speech; without subtlety or evasion

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

frontnounUS /frʌnt/

the side that is forward or prominent

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading "When you go back there, Mr. Bib, I wish you'd suggest it to the Superintendent."

goldnounUS /ɡoʊld/

coins made of gold

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading "That's a very good idea," said the Idiot.

gorgeousadjectiveUS /ˈɡɔːrdʒəs/

dazzlingly beautiful

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

hain't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "When you go back there, Mr. Bib, I wish you'd suggest it to the Superintendent."

ideanounUS /aɪˈdiːə/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading "That's a very good idea," said the Idiot.

IdiotnounUS /ˈɪdiːət/

a person of subnormal intelligence

From this reading "That's a very good idea," said the Idiot.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "When you go back there, Mr. Bib, I wish you'd suggest it to the Superintendent."

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading But I knew you just the same.

knewverbUS /nuː/

inflected form of “know” — be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

laidadjectiveUS /leɪd/

set down according to a plan

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

leanedverbUS /liːnd/

past form of “lean” — to incline or bend from a vertical position

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

marksnounUS /mɑːrks/

English businessman who created a retail chain (1888-1964)

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

minutenounUS /ˈmɪnət/

a unit of time equal to 60 seconds or 1/60th of an hour

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading "When you go back there, Mr. Bib, I wish you'd suggest it to the Superintendent."

norconjunctionUS /nɔːr/

and not; used after a negative to add a second negative

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

PASTORnounUS /ˈpæstər/

a person authorized to conduct religious worship

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

preachernounUS /ˈpriːtʃər/

someone whose occupation is preaching the gospel

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

PresbyteriannounUS /ˌpresbɪˈtɪriən/

a follower of Calvinism as taught in the Presbyterian Church

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "That's a very good idea," said the Idiot.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading But I knew you just the same.

seatnounUS /siːt/

a space reserved for sitting (as in a theater or on a train or airplane)

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

shirtnounUS /ʃɜːrt/

a garment worn on the upper half of the body

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

sleeping-car

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

smokingnounUS /ˈsmoʊkɪŋ/

the act of smoking tobacco or other substances

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

stringnounUS /strɪŋ/

a lightweight cord

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

suggestverbUS /səˈdʒest/

make a proposal, declare a plan for something

From this reading "When you go back there, Mr. Bib, I wish you'd suggest it to the Superintendent."

SuperintendentnounUS /ˌsuːpərənˈtendənt/

a person who directs and manages an organization

From this reading "When you go back there, Mr. Bib, I wish you'd suggest it to the Superintendent."

That's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "That's a very good idea," said the Idiot.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "That's a very good idea," said the Idiot.

them's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading "When you go back there, Mr. Bib, I wish you'd suggest it to the Superintendent."

thingumbob

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "When you go back there, Mr. Bib, I wish you'd suggest it to the Superintendent."

upholsterynounUS /əˈpoʊlstəri/

covering (padding and springs and webbing and fabric) on a piece of furniture

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

usualadjectiveUS /ˈjuːʒəwəl/

occurring or encountered or experienced or observed frequently or in accordance with regular practice or procedure

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading "That's a very good idea," said the Idiot.

WAMSLEY'S

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

watchverbUS /wɑːtʃ/

look attentively

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

wearverbUS /wer/

be dressed in

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading "When you go back there, Mr. Bib, I wish you'd suggest it to the Superintendent."

whiskersnounUS /ˈwɪskərz/

the hair growing on the lower part of a man's face

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

wishverbUS /wɪʃ/

hope for; have a wish

From this reading "When you go back there, Mr. Bib, I wish you'd suggest it to the Superintendent."

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading WAMSLEY'S AUTOMATIC PASTOR BY FRANK CRANE "Yes, sir," said the short, chunky man, as he leaned back against the gorgeous upholstery of his seat in the smoking compartment of the sleeping-car; "yes, sir, I knew you was a preacher the minute I laid eyes on you.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "When you go back there, Mr. Bib, I wish you'd suggest it to the Superintendent."

you'd

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From this reading "When you go back there, Mr. Bib, I wish you'd suggest it to the Superintendent."

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You don't wear your collar buttoned behind, nor a black thingumbob over your shirt front, nor Presbyterian whiskers, nor a little gold cross on a black string watch chain; them's the usual marks, I know, and you hain't got any of 'em.

Chapter 5 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume III. (of X.) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder holds 433 sentences, grouped into 87 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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