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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.)
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.)

Chapter IV · Chapter 4

Chapter 4 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) is here in full — 444 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"
"Oh, driv the cross!" rejoined I, carelessly.
"What's that!
Just look where my ball is!
I do believe in my soul its center is a full quarter of an inch from the cross.
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.)

Chapter IV · Chapter 4

Chapter 4 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) is here in full — 444 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/88 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"
Line 2
"Oh, driv the cross!" rejoined I, carelessly.
Line 3
"What's that!
Line 4
Just look where my ball is!
/dʒʌst lʊk wer maɪ bɔːl ɪz/
Line 5
I do believe in my soul its center is a full quarter of an inch from the cross.
/aɪ duː bɪˈliːv ɪn maɪ soʊl ɪts ˈsɛn.tər ɪz ə fʊl ˈkwɔːrtər ʌv æn ɪntʃ frʌm ðə krɔːs/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

baffles noun US /ˈbæfəlz/

plural of “baffle” — a flat plate that controls or directs the flow of fluid or energy

From this reading “"Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"”

ball noun US /bɔːl/

round object that is hit or thrown or kicked in games

From this reading “Just look where my ball is!”

Billy noun US /ˈbɪli/

a short stout club used primarily by policemen

From this reading “"Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"”

carelessly adverb US /ˈkerləsli/

without care or concern

From this reading “"Oh, driv the cross!" rejoined I, carelessly.”

center noun US /ˈsɛn.tər/

The middle point or core of an area.

From this reading “I do believe in my soul its center is a full quarter of an inch from the cross.”

description noun US /dɪˈskrɪpʃən/

a statement that represents something in words

From this reading “"Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"”

inch noun US /ɪntʃ/

a unit of length equal to one twelfth of a foot

From this reading “I do believe in my soul its center is a full quarter of an inch from the cross.”

rejoined verb US /riˈdʒɔɪnd/

past form of “rejoin” — join again

From this reading “"Oh, driv the cross!" rejoined I, carelessly.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"

a'mighty

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading "Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading I do believe in my soul its center is a full quarter of an inch from the cross.

an't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"

bafflesnounUS /ˈbæfəlz/

plural of “baffle” — a flat plate that controls or directs the flow of fluid or energy

From this reading "Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"

ballnounUS /bɔːl/

round object that is hit or thrown or kicked in games

From this reading Just look where my ball is!

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading I do believe in my soul its center is a full quarter of an inch from the cross.

BillynounUS /ˈbɪli/

a short stout club used primarily by policemen

From this reading "Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"

carelesslyadverbUS /ˈkerləsli/

without care or concern

From this reading "Oh, driv the cross!" rejoined I, carelessly.

centernounUS /ˈsɛn.tər/

The middle point or core of an area.

From this reading I do believe in my soul its center is a full quarter of an inch from the cross.

crossverbUS /krɔːs/

travel across or pass over

From this reading "Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"

descriptionnounUS /dɪˈskrɪpʃən/

a statement that represents something in words

From this reading "Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading I do believe in my soul its center is a full quarter of an inch from the cross.

driv

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading I do believe in my soul its center is a full quarter of an inch from the cross.

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading I do believe in my soul its center is a full quarter of an inch from the cross.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading "Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Oh, driv the cross!" rejoined I, carelessly.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I do believe in my soul its center is a full quarter of an inch from the cross.

inchnounUS /ɪntʃ/

a unit of length equal to one twelfth of a foot

From this reading I do believe in my soul its center is a full quarter of an inch from the cross.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Just look where my ball is!

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading I do believe in my soul its center is a full quarter of an inch from the cross.

JustadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Just look where my ball is!

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading "Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"

LordnounUS /lɔːrd/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading "Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Just look where my ball is!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I do believe in my soul its center is a full quarter of an inch from the cross.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading "Oh, driv the cross!" rejoined I, carelessly.

quarternounUS /ˈkwɔːrtər/

one of four equal parts

From this reading I do believe in my soul its center is a full quarter of an inch from the cross.

rejoinedverbUS /riˈdʒɔɪnd/

past form of “rejoin” — join again

From this reading "Oh, driv the cross!" rejoined I, carelessly.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"

soulnounUS /soʊl/

the immaterial part of a person; the actuating cause of an individual life

From this reading I do believe in my soul its center is a full quarter of an inch from the cross.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"

What's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "What's that!

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading Just look where my ball is!

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading "Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Why, good Lord a'mighty!" said Billy, with a look that baffles all description, "an't you _driv_ the cross?"

Chapter 4 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IV. (of X.) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder holds 444 sentences, grouped into 89 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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