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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X)
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X)

Chapter II · Chapter 2

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"Little darling."
"Yes; I tell them there may be city advantages, but I think they're much better off where they are."
"Where did you say you were?"
"On the Connecticut shore.
You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X)

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X) is here in full — 385 sentences across 77 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/77 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Little darling."
/ˈlɪtəl ˈdɑːrlɪŋ/
Line 2
"Yes; I tell them there may be city advantages, but I think they're much better off where they are."
Line 3
"Where did you say you were?"
/wer dɪd juː seɪ juː wɜːr/
Line 4
"On the Connecticut shore.
/ɑːn ðə kəˈnetəkət ʃɔːr/
Line 5
You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

advantages noun US /ædˈvæntɪdʒɪz/

plural of “advantage” — the quality of having a superior or more favorable position

From this reading “"Yes; I tell them there may be city advantages, but I think they're much better off where they are."”

Connecticut noun US /kəˈnetəkət/

a New England state; one of the original 13 colonies

From this reading “"On the Connecticut shore.”

darling noun US /ˈdɑːrlɪŋ/

a special loved one

From this reading “"Little darling."”

grow verb US /ɡroʊ/

pass into a condition gradually, take on a specific property or attribute; become

From this reading “You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.”

healthy adjective US /ˈhelθi/

having or indicating good health in body or mind; free from infirmity or disease

From this reading “You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.”

indicative adjective US /ˌɪnˈdɪkətɪv/

relating to the mood of verbs that is used simple in declarative statements

From this reading “You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.”

nods noun US /nɑːdz/

plural of “nod” — a sign of assent or salutation or command

From this reading “You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.”

Smith noun US /smɪθ/

Rhodesian statesman who declared independence of Zimbabwe from Great Britain (born in 1919)

From this reading “You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.”

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absent-minded

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From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

advantagesnounUS /ædˈvæntɪdʒɪz/

plural of “advantage” — the quality of having a superior or more favorable position

From this reading "Yes; I tell them there may be city advantages, but I think they're much better off where they are."

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

anxiousadjectiveUS /ˈæŋkʃəs/

eagerly desirous

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "Yes; I tell them there may be city advantages, but I think they're much better off where they are."

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

attentionnounUS /əˈtenʃən/

the process whereby a person concentrates on some features of the environment to the (relative) exclusion of others

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "Yes; I tell them there may be city advantages, but I think they're much better off where they are."

betteradjectiveUS /ˈbetər/

(comparative of “good”) superior to another (of the same class or set or kind) in excellence or quality or desirability or suitability; more highly skilled than another

From this reading "Yes; I tell them there may be city advantages, but I think they're much better off where they are."

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "Yes; I tell them there may be city advantages, but I think they're much better off where they are."

childnounUS /tʃaɪld/

a young person of either sex

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

citynounUS /ˈsɪti/

a large and densely populated urban area; may include several independent administrative districts

From this reading "Yes; I tell them there may be city advantages, but I think they're much better off where they are."

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

ConnecticutnounUS /kəˈnetəkət/

a New England state; one of the original 13 colonies

From this reading "On the Connecticut shore.

darlingnounUS /ˈdɑːrlɪŋ/

a special loved one

From this reading "Little darling."

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading "Where did you say you were?"

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

growverbUS /ɡroʊ/

pass into a condition gradually, take on a specific property or attribute; become

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

healthyadjectiveUS /ˈhelθi/

having or indicating good health in body or mind; free from infirmity or disease

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Yes; I tell them there may be city advantages, but I think they're much better off where they are."

indicativeadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈdɪkətɪv/

relating to the mood of verbs that is used simple in declarative statements

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

LittleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading "Little darling."

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading "Yes; I tell them there may be city advantages, but I think they're much better off where they are."

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading "Yes; I tell them there may be city advantages, but I think they're much better off where they are."

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

nodsnounUS /nɑːdz/

plural of “nod” — a sign of assent or salutation or command

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading "Yes; I tell them there may be city advantages, but I think they're much better off where they are."

OnprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "On the Connecticut shore.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

Ronald

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading "Where did you say you were?"

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

shorenounUS /ʃɔːr/

the land along the edge of a body of water

From this reading "On the Connecticut shore.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

SmithnounUS /smɪθ/

Rhodesian statesman who declared independence of Zimbabwe from Great Britain (born in 1919)

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading "Yes; I tell them there may be city advantages, but I think they're much better off where they are."

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "On the Connecticut shore.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading "Yes; I tell them there may be city advantages, but I think they're much better off where they are."

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading "Yes; I tell them there may be city advantages, but I think they're much better off where they are."

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Yes; I tell them there may be city advantages, but I think they're much better off where they are."

they're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Yes; I tell them there may be city advantages, but I think they're much better off where they are."

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading "Yes; I tell them there may be city advantages, but I think they're much better off where they are."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading You see, having only the one child, Mrs. Smith is very anxious that it should grow up healthy" (absent-minded nods indicative of full attention), "and so little Ronald never comes to the city at all.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "Where did you say you were?"

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading "Yes; I tell them there may be city advantages, but I think they're much better off where they are."

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading "Yes; I tell them there may be city advantages, but I think they're much better off where they are."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Where did you say you were?"

Chapter 2 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder holds 385 sentences, grouped into 77 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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