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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X)
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X)

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X) is here in full — 386 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Yes."
"Well, I am willing to make it fifteen hundred right now, if you are."
"We said, you remember, it ought to be two thousand."
"Who said so?"
"You did, on the porch here the other evening."
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X)

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X) is here in full — 386 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/77 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Yes."
/jes/
Line 2
"Well, I am willing to make it fifteen hundred right now, if you are."
/wel aɪ æm ˈwɪlɪŋ tuː meɪk ɪt fɪfˈtiːn ˈhʌndrəd raɪt naʊ ɪf juː ɑːr/
Line 3
"We said, you remember, it ought to be two thousand."
/wiː sed juː rɪˈmɛm.bər ɪt ɔːt tuː biː tuː ˈθaʊzənd/
Line 4
"Who said so?"
/huː sed soʊ/
Line 5
"You did, on the porch here the other evening."
/juː dɪd ɑːn ðə pɔːrtʃ hiːr ðə ˈʌðər ˈiːvnɪŋ/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

evening noun US /ˈiːvnɪŋ/

the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

From this reading “"You did, on the porch here the other evening."”

fifteen noun US /fɪfˈtiːn/

the cardinal number that is the sum of fourteen and one

From this reading “"Well, I am willing to make it fifteen hundred right now, if you are."”

hundred noun US /ˈhʌndrəd/

ten 10s

From this reading “"Well, I am willing to make it fifteen hundred right now, if you are."”

ought modal verb US /ɔːt/

used with “to” to say what is right or advisable

From this reading “"We said, you remember, it ought to be two thousand."”

porch noun US /pɔːrtʃ/

a structure attached to the exterior of a building often forming a covered entrance

From this reading “"You did, on the porch here the other evening."”

remember verb US /rɪˈmɛm.bər/

To recall to mind.

From this reading “"We said, you remember, it ought to be two thousand."”

thousand noun US /ˈθaʊzənd/

the cardinal number that is the product of 10 and 100

From this reading “"We said, you remember, it ought to be two thousand."”

willing adjective US /ˈwɪlɪŋ/

disposed or inclined toward

From this reading “"Well, I am willing to make it fifteen hundred right now, if you are."”

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amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading "Well, I am willing to make it fifteen hundred right now, if you are."

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "Well, I am willing to make it fifteen hundred right now, if you are."

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "We said, you remember, it ought to be two thousand."

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading "You did, on the porch here the other evening."

eveningnounUS /ˈiːvnɪŋ/

the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

From this reading "You did, on the porch here the other evening."

fifteennounUS /fɪfˈtiːn/

the cardinal number that is the sum of fourteen and one

From this reading "Well, I am willing to make it fifteen hundred right now, if you are."

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading "You did, on the porch here the other evening."

hundrednounUS /ˈhʌndrəd/

ten 10s

From this reading "Well, I am willing to make it fifteen hundred right now, if you are."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Well, I am willing to make it fifteen hundred right now, if you are."

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "Well, I am willing to make it fifteen hundred right now, if you are."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "Well, I am willing to make it fifteen hundred right now, if you are."

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading "Well, I am willing to make it fifteen hundred right now, if you are."

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading "Well, I am willing to make it fifteen hundred right now, if you are."

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "You did, on the porch here the other evening."

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading "You did, on the porch here the other evening."

oughtmodal verbUS /ɔːt/

used with “to” to say what is right or advisable

From this reading "We said, you remember, it ought to be two thousand."

porchnounUS /pɔːrtʃ/

a structure attached to the exterior of a building often forming a covered entrance

From this reading "You did, on the porch here the other evening."

rememberverbUS /rɪˈmɛm.bər/

To recall to mind.

From this reading "We said, you remember, it ought to be two thousand."

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading "Well, I am willing to make it fifteen hundred right now, if you are."

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "We said, you remember, it ought to be two thousand."

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading "Who said so?"

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "You did, on the porch here the other evening."

thousandnounUS /ˈθaʊzənd/

the cardinal number that is the product of 10 and 100

From this reading "We said, you remember, it ought to be two thousand."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "Well, I am willing to make it fifteen hundred right now, if you are."

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading "We said, you remember, it ought to be two thousand."

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading "We said, you remember, it ought to be two thousand."

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "Well, I am willing to make it fifteen hundred right now, if you are."

WhopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading "Who said so?"

willingadjectiveUS /ˈwɪlɪŋ/

disposed or inclined toward

From this reading "Well, I am willing to make it fifteen hundred right now, if you are."

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading "Yes."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Well, I am willing to make it fifteen hundred right now, if you are."

Chapter 3 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder holds 386 sentences, grouped into 78 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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