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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X)
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X)

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X) is here in full — 374 sentences across 75 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Solomon could not beat that trick.
I can tell Sweetheart more than she could have found out herself if she had come.
Now for something that's a little more fun."
He chuckled at his cleverness as he stepped on a car to go the faster to his more fascinating party.
And he chuckled the following morning as he dressed.
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X)

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X) is here in full — 374 sentences across 75 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/74 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Solomon could not beat that trick.
/ˈsɒl.ə.mən kʊd nɑːt biːt ðæt trɪk/
Line 2
I can tell Sweetheart more than she could have found out herself if she had come.
/aɪ kæn tel ˈswiːthɑːrt mɔːr ðæn ʃiː kʊd hæv faʊnd aʊt hərˈself ɪf ʃiː hæd kʌm/
Line 3
Now for something that's a little more fun."
Line 4
He chuckled at his cleverness as he stepped on a car to go the faster to his more fascinating party.
/hiː ˈtʃʌkəld æt hɪz ˈklev.ər.nəs æz hiː stept ɑːn ə kɑːr tuː ɡoʊ ðə ˈfæstər tuː hɪz mɔːr ˈfæsəneɪtɪŋ ˈpɑːrti/
Line 5
And he chuckled the following morning as he dressed.
/ənd hiː ˈtʃʌkəld ðə ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ ˈmɔːrnɪŋ æz hiː drest/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

chuckled verb US /ˈtʃʌkəld/

past form of “chuckle” — laugh quietly or with restraint

From this reading “He chuckled at his cleverness as he stepped on a car to go the faster to his more fascinating party.”

cleverness noun US /ˈklev.ər.nəs/

The quality of being intelligent, quick to understand, and resourceful in danger.

From this reading “He chuckled at his cleverness as he stepped on a car to go the faster to his more fascinating party.”

fascinating adjective US /ˈfæsəneɪtɪŋ/

capable of arousing and holding the attention

From this reading “He chuckled at his cleverness as he stepped on a car to go the faster to his more fascinating party.”

faster adverb US /ˈfæstər/

more quickly

From this reading “He chuckled at his cleverness as he stepped on a car to go the faster to his more fascinating party.”

fun noun US /fʌn/

activities that are enjoyable or amusing

From this reading “Now for something that's a little more fun."”

Solomon proper noun US /ˈsɒl.ə.mən/

A legendary king renowned for his wisdom and fabulous hidden mines.

From this reading “"Solomon could not beat that trick.”

Sweetheart noun US /ˈswiːthɑːrt/

a person loved by another person

From this reading “I can tell Sweetheart more than she could have found out herself if she had come.”

trick noun US /trɪk/

a cunning or deceitful action or device

From this reading “"Solomon could not beat that trick.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Now for something that's a little more fun."

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And he chuckled the following morning as he dressed.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading He chuckled at his cleverness as he stepped on a car to go the faster to his more fascinating party.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading He chuckled at his cleverness as he stepped on a car to go the faster to his more fascinating party.

beatverbUS /biːt/

come out better in a competition, race, or conflict

From this reading "Solomon could not beat that trick.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading I can tell Sweetheart more than she could have found out herself if she had come.

carnounUS /kɑːr/

a motor vehicle with four wheels; usually propelled by an internal combustion engine

From this reading He chuckled at his cleverness as he stepped on a car to go the faster to his more fascinating party.

chuckledverbUS /ˈtʃʌkəld/

past form of “chuckle” — laugh quietly or with restraint

From this reading He chuckled at his cleverness as he stepped on a car to go the faster to his more fascinating party.

clevernessnounUS /ˈklev.ər.nəs/

The quality of being intelligent, quick to understand, and resourceful in danger.

From this reading He chuckled at his cleverness as he stepped on a car to go the faster to his more fascinating party.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading I can tell Sweetheart more than she could have found out herself if she had come.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading "Solomon could not beat that trick.

dressedadjectiveUS /drest/

dressed or clothed especially in fine attire; often used in combination

From this reading And he chuckled the following morning as he dressed.

fascinatingadjectiveUS /ˈfæsəneɪtɪŋ/

capable of arousing and holding the attention

From this reading He chuckled at his cleverness as he stepped on a car to go the faster to his more fascinating party.

fasteradverbUS /ˈfæstər/

more quickly

From this reading He chuckled at his cleverness as he stepped on a car to go the faster to his more fascinating party.

followingadjectiveUS /ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ/

about to be mentioned or specified

From this reading And he chuckled the following morning as he dressed.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Now for something that's a little more fun."

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading I can tell Sweetheart more than she could have found out herself if she had come.

funnounUS /fʌn/

activities that are enjoyable or amusing

From this reading Now for something that's a little more fun."

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading He chuckled at his cleverness as he stepped on a car to go the faster to his more fascinating party.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading I can tell Sweetheart more than she could have found out herself if she had come.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I can tell Sweetheart more than she could have found out herself if she had come.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He chuckled at his cleverness as he stepped on a car to go the faster to his more fascinating party.

herselfpronounUS /hərˈself/

used when the woman or girl doing the action is also its object

From this reading I can tell Sweetheart more than she could have found out herself if she had come.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He chuckled at his cleverness as he stepped on a car to go the faster to his more fascinating party.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I can tell Sweetheart more than she could have found out herself if she had come.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading I can tell Sweetheart more than she could have found out herself if she had come.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Now for something that's a little more fun."

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading I can tell Sweetheart more than she could have found out herself if she had come.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading And he chuckled the following morning as he dressed.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "Solomon could not beat that trick.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Now for something that's a little more fun."

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading He chuckled at his cleverness as he stepped on a car to go the faster to his more fascinating party.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading I can tell Sweetheart more than she could have found out herself if she had come.

partynounUS /ˈpɑːrti/

an organization to gain political power

From this reading He chuckled at his cleverness as he stepped on a car to go the faster to his more fascinating party.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I can tell Sweetheart more than she could have found out herself if she had come.

Solomonproper nounUS /ˈsɒl.ə.mən/

A legendary king renowned for his wisdom and fabulous hidden mines.

From this reading "Solomon could not beat that trick.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading Now for something that's a little more fun."

steppedverbUS /stept/

inflected form of “step” — shift or move by taking a step

From this reading He chuckled at his cleverness as he stepped on a car to go the faster to his more fascinating party.

SweetheartnounUS /ˈswiːthɑːrt/

a person loved by another person

From this reading I can tell Sweetheart more than she could have found out herself if she had come.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading I can tell Sweetheart more than she could have found out herself if she had come.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading I can tell Sweetheart more than she could have found out herself if she had come.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Solomon could not beat that trick.

that's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Now for something that's a little more fun."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading He chuckled at his cleverness as he stepped on a car to go the faster to his more fascinating party.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading He chuckled at his cleverness as he stepped on a car to go the faster to his more fascinating party.

tricknounUS /trɪk/

a cunning or deceitful action or device

From this reading "Solomon could not beat that trick.

Chapter 6 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder holds 374 sentences, grouped into 75 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 6 holds 374 sentences of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X), unabridged, divided into 75 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 6 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 374 sentences, grouped into 75 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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