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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X)
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X)

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

Chapter 7 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X) is here in full — 362 sentences across 73 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Jimaboy sat back in his chair and laughed uproariously.
The most confirmed sentimentalist may have a saving sense of humor.
Indeed, it is likely to go hard with him in the experimental years, if he has it not.
"It's perfectly feasible--perfectly," he chuckled.
"It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X)

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

Chapter 7 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X) is here in full — 362 sentences across 73 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/72 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Jimaboy sat back in his chair and laughed uproariously.
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The most confirmed sentimentalist may have a saving sense of humor.
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Indeed, it is likely to go hard with him in the experimental years, if he has it not.
/ˌɪnˈdiːd ɪt ɪz ˈlaɪkli tuː ɡoʊ hɑːrd wɪð hɪm ɪn ðə ɪkˌsperɪˈmentəl jɪrz ɪf hiː hæz ɪt nɑːt/
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"It's perfectly feasible--perfectly," he chuckled.
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"It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

chuckled verb US /ˈtʃʌkəld/

past form of “chuckle” — laugh quietly or with restraint

From this reading “"It's perfectly feasible--perfectly," he chuckled.”

experimental adjective US /ɪkˌsperɪˈmentəl/

relating to or based on experiment

From this reading “Indeed, it is likely to go hard with him in the experimental years, if he has it not.”

feasible adjective US /ˈfiːzəbəl/

capable of being done with means at hand and circumstances as they are

From this reading “"It's perfectly feasible--perfectly," he chuckled.”

implements noun US /ˈɪmpləmənts/

plural of “implement” — instrumentation (a piece of equipment or tool) used to effect an end

From this reading “"It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.”

pounding noun US /ˈpaʊndɪŋ/

repeated heavy blows

From this reading “"It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.”

specialty noun US /ˈspeʃəlti/

an asset of special worth or utility

From this reading “"It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.”

traditional adjective US /trəˈdɪʃənəl/

consisting of or derived from tradition

From this reading “"It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.”

yearning noun US /ˈjɜːrnɪŋ/

prolonged unfulfilled desire or need

From this reading “"It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The most confirmed sentimentalist may have a saving sense of humor.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading "It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Jimaboy sat back in his chair and laughed uproariously.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading Jimaboy sat back in his chair and laughed uproariously.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.

chairnounUS /tʃer/

a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading Jimaboy sat back in his chair and laughed uproariously.

chuckledverbUS /ˈtʃʌkəld/

past form of “chuckle” — laugh quietly or with restraint

From this reading "It's perfectly feasible--perfectly," he chuckled.

confirmedadjectiveUS /kənˈfɜːrmd/

of persons; not subject to change

From this reading The most confirmed sentimentalist may have a saving sense of humor.

experimentaladjectiveUS /ɪkˌsperɪˈmentəl/

relating to or based on experiment

From this reading Indeed, it is likely to go hard with him in the experimental years, if he has it not.

feasibleadjectiveUS /ˈfiːzəbəl/

capable of being done with means at hand and circumstances as they are

From this reading "It's perfectly feasible--perfectly," he chuckled.

furnishedadjectiveUS /ˈfɜːrnɪʃt/

provided with whatever is necessary for a purpose (as furniture or equipment or authority)

From this reading "It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Indeed, it is likely to go hard with him in the experimental years, if he has it not.

hardadjectiveUS /hɑːrd/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading Indeed, it is likely to go hard with him in the experimental years, if he has it not.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Indeed, it is likely to go hard with him in the experimental years, if he has it not.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading The most confirmed sentimentalist may have a saving sense of humor.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Indeed, it is likely to go hard with him in the experimental years, if he has it not.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Indeed, it is likely to go hard with him in the experimental years, if he has it not.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Jimaboy sat back in his chair and laughed uproariously.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.

humornounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading The most confirmed sentimentalist may have a saving sense of humor.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Indeed, it is likely to go hard with him in the experimental years, if he has it not.

implementsnounUS /ˈɪmpləmənts/

plural of “implement” — instrumentation (a piece of equipment or tool) used to effect an end

From this reading "It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Jimaboy sat back in his chair and laughed uproariously.

IndeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading Indeed, it is likely to go hard with him in the experimental years, if he has it not.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading "It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Indeed, it is likely to go hard with him in the experimental years, if he has it not.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Indeed, it is likely to go hard with him in the experimental years, if he has it not.

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "It's perfectly feasible--perfectly," he chuckled.

Jimaboy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Jimaboy sat back in his chair and laughed uproariously.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading "It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.

laughedverbUS /læft/

past form of “laugh” — produce laughter

From this reading Jimaboy sat back in his chair and laughed uproariously.

likelyadjectiveUS /ˈlaɪkli/

has a good chance of being the case or of coming about

From this reading Indeed, it is likely to go hard with him in the experimental years, if he has it not.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading The most confirmed sentimentalist may have a saving sense of humor.

merelyadverbUS /ˈmɪrli/

and nothing more

From this reading "It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading The most confirmed sentimentalist may have a saving sense of humor.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Indeed, it is likely to go hard with him in the experimental years, if he has it not.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The most confirmed sentimentalist may have a saving sense of humor.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading "It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.

perfectlyadverbUS /ˈpɜːrfəktli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading "It's perfectly feasible--perfectly," he chuckled.

poundingnounUS /ˈpaʊndɪŋ/

repeated heavy blows

From this reading "It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.

rat-hole

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.

sandnounUS /sænd/

a loose material consisting of grains of rock or coral

From this reading "It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.

satnounUS /sæt/

the seventh and last day of the week; observed as the Sabbath by Jews and some Christians

From this reading Jimaboy sat back in his chair and laughed uproariously.

savingnounUS /ˈseɪvɪŋ/

an act of economizing; reduction in cost

From this reading The most confirmed sentimentalist may have a saving sense of humor.

sensenounUS /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading The most confirmed sentimentalist may have a saving sense of humor.

sentimentalistnoun

someone who indulges in excessive sentimentality

From this reading The most confirmed sentimentalist may have a saving sense of humor.

specialtynounUS /ˈspeʃəlti/

an asset of special worth or utility

From this reading "It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.

teachingnounUS /ˈtiːtʃɪŋ/

the profession of a teacher

From this reading "It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The most confirmed sentimentalist may have a saving sense of humor.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Indeed, it is likely to go hard with him in the experimental years, if he has it not.

traditionaladjectiveUS /trəˈdɪʃənəl/

consisting of or derived from tradition

From this reading "It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.

uproariouslyadverb

in a hilarious manner

From this reading Jimaboy sat back in his chair and laughed uproariously.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Indeed, it is likely to go hard with him in the experimental years, if he has it not.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading "It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading "It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.

yearningnounUS /ˈjɜːrnɪŋ/

prolonged unfulfilled desire or need

From this reading "It would be merely pounding sand into the traditional rat-hole with all the implements furnished--teaching our specialty to a world yearning to know how.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading Indeed, it is likely to go hard with him in the experimental years, if he has it not.

Chapter 7 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder holds 362 sentences, grouped into 73 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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This page carries chapter 7 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume IX (of X) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 362 sentences, grouped into 73 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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