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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume V. (of X.)
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume V. (of X.)

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume V. (of X.) is here in full — 411 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.
We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning.
No useless watch-chain covered his vest, Nor over-dressed we found him; But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best, With a few of his friends around him.
Few and short were the things we said, And we spoke not a word of sorrow, But we silently gazed on the man that was wed, And we bitterly thought of the morrow.
We thought, as we silently stood about, With spite and anger dying, How the merest stranger had cut us out, With only half our trying.
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume V. (of X.)

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume V. (of X.) is here in full — 411 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.
/ˈprɪntɪd ɪn ðə juːˈnaɪtɪd steɪts ʌv əˈmerəkə nɑːt ə saɪ wɑːz hɜːrd nɔːr ə ˈfjuːnərəl toʊn æz ðə mæn tuː hɪz ˈbraɪdəl wiː ˈhɜːrid nɑːt ə ˈwʊmən dɪsˈtʃɑːrdʒd hɜːr ˌferˈwel ɡroʊn ɑːn ðə spɑːt wer ðə ˈfeloʊ wɑːz ˈmerid/
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We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning.
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No useless watch-chain covered his vest, Nor over-dressed we found him; But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best, With a few of his friends around him.
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Few and short were the things we said, And we spoke not a word of sorrow, But we silently gazed on the man that was wed, And we bitterly thought of the morrow.
/fjuː ənd ʃɔːrt wɜːr ðə θɪŋz wiː sed ənd wiː spoʊk nɑːt ə wɜːrd ʌv ˈsɑːroʊ bʌt wiː ˈsaɪləntli ɡeɪzd ɑːn ðə mæn ðæt wɑːz wed ənd wiː ˈbɪtərli θɔːt ʌv ðə ˈmɑːroʊ/
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We thought, as we silently stood about, With spite and anger dying, How the merest stranger had cut us out, With only half our trying.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bridal adjective US /ˈbraɪdəl/

of or relating to a wedding

From this reading “_Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.”

discharged adjective US /dɪsˈtʃɑːrdʒd/

having lost your job

From this reading “_Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.”

groan noun US /ɡroʊn/

an utterance expressing pain or disapproval

From this reading “_Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.”

merest adjective US /ˈmerəst/

superlative of “mere” — being nothing more than specified

From this reading “We thought, as we silently stood about, With spite and anger dying, How the merest stranger had cut us out, With only half our trying.”

misty adjective US /ˈmɪsti/

filled or abounding with fog or mist

From this reading “We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning.”

morrow noun US /ˈmɑːroʊ/

the next day

From this reading “Few and short were the things we said, And we spoke not a word of sorrow, But we silently gazed on the man that was wed, And we bitterly thought of the morrow.”

vest verb US /vest/

provide with power and authority

From this reading “No useless watch-chain covered his vest, Nor over-dressed we found him; But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best, With a few of his friends around him.”

wed verb US /wed/

take in marriage

From this reading “Few and short were the things we said, And we spoke not a word of sorrow, But we silently gazed on the man that was wed, And we bitterly thought of the morrow.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning.

AmericanounUS /əˈmerəkə/

North American republic containing 50 states - 48 conterminous states in North America plus Alaska in northwest North America and the Hawaiian Islands in the Pacific Ocean; achieved independence in 1776

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning.

angernounUS /ˈæŋɡər/

a strong emotion; a feeling that is oriented toward some real or supposed grievance

From this reading We thought, as we silently stood about, With spite and anger dying, How the merest stranger had cut us out, With only half our trying.

aroundprepositionUS /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading No useless watch-chain covered his vest, Nor over-dressed we found him; But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best, With a few of his friends around him.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning.

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading No useless watch-chain covered his vest, Nor over-dressed we found him; But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best, With a few of his friends around him.

bitterlyadverbUS /ˈbɪtərli/

with bitterness; in a resentful manner

From this reading Few and short were the things we said, And we spoke not a word of sorrow, But we silently gazed on the man that was wed, And we bitterly thought of the morrow.

bridaladjectiveUS /ˈbraɪdəl/

of or relating to a wedding

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

burningnounUS /ˈbɜːrnɪŋ/

the act of burning something

From this reading We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading No useless watch-chain covered his vest, Nor over-dressed we found him; But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best, With a few of his friends around him.

ByprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning.

coveredadjectiveUS /ˈkʌvərd/

overlaid or spread or topped with or enclosed within something; sometimes used as a combining form

From this reading No useless watch-chain covered his vest, Nor over-dressed we found him; But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best, With a few of his friends around him.

cutverbUS /kʌt/

separate with or as if with an instrument

From this reading We thought, as we silently stood about, With spite and anger dying, How the merest stranger had cut us out, With only half our trying.

dischargedadjectiveUS /dɪsˈtʃɑːrdʒd/

having lost your job

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

dyingadjectiveUS /ˈdaɪɪŋ/

in or associated with the process of passing from life or ceasing to be

From this reading We thought, as we silently stood about, With spite and anger dying, How the merest stranger had cut us out, With only half our trying.

eightadjectiveUS /eɪt/

being one more than seven

From this reading We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning.

facesnounUS /ˈfeɪsəz/

plural of “face” — the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning.

farewellnounUS /ˌferˈwel/

an acknowledgment or expression of goodwill at parting

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

fellownounUS /ˈfeloʊ/

a boy or man

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading No useless watch-chain covered his vest, Nor over-dressed we found him; But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best, With a few of his friends around him.

foundverbUS /faʊnd/

set up or found

From this reading No useless watch-chain covered his vest, Nor over-dressed we found him; But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best, With a few of his friends around him.

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading No useless watch-chain covered his vest, Nor over-dressed we found him; But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best, With a few of his friends around him.

funeralnounUS /ˈfjuːnərəl/

a ceremony at which a dead person is buried or cremated

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

gas-lamp's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning.

gazedverbUS /ɡeɪzd/

past form of “gaze” — look at with fixed eyes

From this reading Few and short were the things we said, And we spoke not a word of sorrow, But we silently gazed on the man that was wed, And we bitterly thought of the morrow.

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading No useless watch-chain covered his vest, Nor over-dressed we found him; But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best, With a few of his friends around him.

groannounUS /ɡroʊn/

an utterance expressing pain or disapproval

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading We thought, as we silently stood about, With spite and anger dying, How the merest stranger had cut us out, With only half our trying.

halfadjectiveUS /hæf/

consisting of one of two equivalent parts in value or quantity

From this reading We thought, as we silently stood about, With spite and anger dying, How the merest stranger had cut us out, With only half our trying.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading No useless watch-chain covered his vest, Nor over-dressed we found him; But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best, With a few of his friends around him.

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

How

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From this reading We thought, as we silently stood about, With spite and anger dying, How the merest stranger had cut us out, With only half our trying.

hurriedadjectiveUS /ˈhɜːrid/

moving rapidly or performed quickly or in great haste

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning.

lightadjectiveUS /laɪt/

of comparatively little physical weight or density

From this reading We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading No useless watch-chain covered his vest, Nor over-dressed we found him; But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best, With a few of his friends around him.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading No useless watch-chain covered his vest, Nor over-dressed we found him; But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best, With a few of his friends around him.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

marriedadjectiveUS /ˈmerid/

joined in matrimony

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

merestadjectiveUS /ˈmerəst/

superlative of “mere” — being nothing more than specified

From this reading We thought, as we silently stood about, With spite and anger dying, How the merest stranger had cut us out, With only half our trying.

mistyadjectiveUS /ˈmɪsti/

filled or abounding with fog or mist

From this reading We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning.

moonbeam's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning.

morrownounUS /ˈmɑːroʊ/

the next day

From this reading Few and short were the things we said, And we spoke not a word of sorrow, But we silently gazed on the man that was wed, And we bitterly thought of the morrow.

nightnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading No useless watch-chain covered his vest, Nor over-dressed we found him; But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best, With a few of his friends around him.

norconjunctionUS /nɔːr/

and not; used after a negative to add a second negative

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

OnprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading We thought, as we silently stood about, With spite and anger dying, How the merest stranger had cut us out, With only half our trying.

OurdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading We thought, as we silently stood about, With spite and anger dying, How the merest stranger had cut us out, With only half our trying.

over-dressed

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading No useless watch-chain covered his vest, Nor over-dressed we found him; But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best, With a few of his friends around him.

paler

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning.

PrintedverbUS /ˈprɪntɪd/

past form of “print” — put into print

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading Few and short were the things we said, And we spoke not a word of sorrow, But we silently gazed on the man that was wed, And we bitterly thought of the morrow.

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading Few and short were the things we said, And we spoke not a word of sorrow, But we silently gazed on the man that was wed, And we bitterly thought of the morrow.

sighverbUS /saɪ/

heave or utter a sigh; breathe deeply and heavily

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

silentlyadverbUS /ˈsaɪləntli/

without speaking

From this reading Few and short were the things we said, And we spoke not a word of sorrow, But we silently gazed on the man that was wed, And we bitterly thought of the morrow.

sorrownounUS /ˈsɑːroʊ/

an emotion of great sadness associated with loss or bereavement

From this reading Few and short were the things we said, And we spoke not a word of sorrow, But we silently gazed on the man that was wed, And we bitterly thought of the morrow.

spitenounUS /spaɪt/

feeling a need to see others suffer

From this reading We thought, as we silently stood about, With spite and anger dying, How the merest stranger had cut us out, With only half our trying.

spokenounUS /spoʊk/

support consisting of a radial member of a wheel joining the hub to the rim

From this reading Few and short were the things we said, And we spoke not a word of sorrow, But we silently gazed on the man that was wed, And we bitterly thought of the morrow.

spotnounUS /spɑːt/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

StatesnounUS /steɪts/

plural of “state” — the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

steadyverbUS /ˈstedi/

make steady

From this reading We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning.

stoodverbUS /stʊd/

Maintained an upright posture.

From this reading We thought, as we silently stood about, With spite and anger dying, How the merest stranger had cut us out, With only half our trying.

strangernounUS /ˈstreɪndʒər/

anyone who does not belong in the environment in which they are found

From this reading We thought, as we silently stood about, With spite and anger dying, How the merest stranger had cut us out, With only half our trying.

strugglingadjectiveUS /ˈstrʌɡəlɪŋ/

engaged in a struggle to overcome especially poverty or obscurity

From this reading We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Few and short were the things we said, And we spoke not a word of sorrow, But we silently gazed on the man that was wed, And we bitterly thought of the morrow.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading Few and short were the things we said, And we spoke not a word of sorrow, But we silently gazed on the man that was wed, And we bitterly thought of the morrow.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading Few and short were the things we said, And we spoke not a word of sorrow, But we silently gazed on the man that was wed, And we bitterly thought of the morrow.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

tonenounUS /toʊn/

the quality of a person's voice

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

tryingadjectiveUS /ˈtraɪɪŋ/

hard to endure

From this reading We thought, as we silently stood about, With spite and anger dying, How the merest stranger had cut us out, With only half our trying.

turningnounUS /ˈtɜːrnɪŋ/

the act of changing or reversing the direction of the course

From this reading We married him just about eight at night, Our faces paler turning, By the struggling moonbeam's misty light, And the gas-lamp's steady burning.

UnitedadjectiveUS /juːˈnaɪtɪd/

characterized by unity; being or joined into a single entity

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading We thought, as we silently stood about, With spite and anger dying, How the merest stranger had cut us out, With only half our trying.

uselessadjectiveUS /ˈjuːsləs/

having no beneficial use or incapable of functioning usefully

From this reading No useless watch-chain covered his vest, Nor over-dressed we found him; But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best, With a few of his friends around him.

vestverbUS /vest/

provide with power and authority

From this reading No useless watch-chain covered his vest, Nor over-dressed we found him; But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best, With a few of his friends around him.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

watch-chain

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading No useless watch-chain covered his vest, Nor over-dressed we found him; But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best, With a few of his friends around him.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

wearingnounUS /ˈwerɪŋ/

(geology) the mechanical process of wearing or grinding something down (as by particles washing over it)

From this reading No useless watch-chain covered his vest, Nor over-dressed we found him; But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best, With a few of his friends around him.

wedverbUS /wed/

take in marriage

From this reading Few and short were the things we said, And we spoke not a word of sorrow, But we silently gazed on the man that was wed, And we bitterly thought of the morrow.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Few and short were the things we said, And we spoke not a word of sorrow, But we silently gazed on the man that was wed, And we bitterly thought of the morrow.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

WithprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading No useless watch-chain covered his vest, Nor over-dressed we found him; But he looked like a gentleman wearing his best, With a few of his friends around him.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ Not a sigh was heard, nor a funeral tone, As the man to his bridal we hurried; Not a woman discharged her farewell groan, On the spot where the fellow was married.

wordnounUS /wɜːrd/

a unit of language that native speakers can identify

From this reading Few and short were the things we said, And we spoke not a word of sorrow, But we silently gazed on the man that was wed, And we bitterly thought of the morrow.

Chapter 1 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume V. (of X.) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder holds 411 sentences, grouped into 83 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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