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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI. (of X.)
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI. (of X.)

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI. (of X.) is here in full — 443 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"All my life."
He dropped back into the chair again and mumbled something about cigars.
I was only to have blank a day.
In his perturbation I believe he limited me to a daily box.
He was trying--and trying very badly--to conceal the emotions I had conjured up.
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI. (of X.)

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI. (of X.) is here in full — 443 sentences across 89 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/88 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"All my life."
/ɔːl maɪ laɪf/
Line 2
He dropped back into the chair again and mumbled something about cigars.
/hiː drɑːpt bæk ˈɪntuː ðə tʃer əˈɡen ənd ˈmʌmbəld ˈsʌmθɪŋ əˈbaʊt sɪˈɡɑːrz/
Line 3
I was only to have blank a day.
/aɪ wɑːz ˈoʊnli tuː hæv blæŋk ə deɪ/
Line 4
In his perturbation I believe he limited me to a daily box.
/ɪn hɪz ˌpɜːrtərˈbeɪʃən aɪ bɪˈliːv hiː ˈlɪmətəd miː tuː ə ˈdeɪli bɑːks/
Line 5
He was trying--and trying very badly--to conceal the emotions I had conjured up.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

badly adverb US /ˈbædli/

to a severe or serious degree

From this reading “He was trying--and trying very badly--to conceal the emotions I had conjured up.”

blank adjective US /blæŋk/

(of a surface) not written or printed on

From this reading “I was only to have blank a day.”

cigars noun US /sɪˈɡɑːrz/

plural of “cigar” — a roll of tobacco for smoking

From this reading “He dropped back into the chair again and mumbled something about cigars.”

conjured verb US /ˈkɑːndʒərd/

past form of “conjure” — summon into action or bring into existence, often as if by magic

From this reading “He was trying--and trying very badly--to conceal the emotions I had conjured up.”

emotions noun US /ɪˈmoʊʃənz/

plural of “emotion” — any strong feeling

From this reading “He was trying--and trying very badly--to conceal the emotions I had conjured up.”

limited adjective US /ˈlɪmətəd/

small in range or scope

From this reading “In his perturbation I believe he limited me to a daily box.”

mumbled verb US /ˈmʌmbəld/

past form of “mumble” — talk indistinctly; usually in a low voice

From this reading “He dropped back into the chair again and mumbled something about cigars.”

perturbation noun US /ˌpɜːrtərˈbeɪʃən/

an unhappy and worried mental state

From this reading “In his perturbation I believe he limited me to a daily box.”

All words in this reading · 39

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I was only to have blank a day.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading He dropped back into the chair again and mumbled something about cigars.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading He dropped back into the chair again and mumbled something about cigars.

AlladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading "All my life."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He dropped back into the chair again and mumbled something about cigars.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading He dropped back into the chair again and mumbled something about cigars.

badlyadverbUS /ˈbædli/

to a severe or serious degree

From this reading He was trying--and trying very badly--to conceal the emotions I had conjured up.

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading In his perturbation I believe he limited me to a daily box.

blankadjectiveUS /blæŋk/

(of a surface) not written or printed on

From this reading I was only to have blank a day.

boxnounUS /bɑːks/

a (usually rectangular) container; may have a lid

From this reading In his perturbation I believe he limited me to a daily box.

chairnounUS /tʃer/

a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading He dropped back into the chair again and mumbled something about cigars.

cigarsnounUS /sɪˈɡɑːrz/

plural of “cigar” — a roll of tobacco for smoking

From this reading He dropped back into the chair again and mumbled something about cigars.

concealverbUS /kənˈsiːl/

prevent from being seen or discovered

From this reading He was trying--and trying very badly--to conceal the emotions I had conjured up.

conjuredverbUS /ˈkɑːndʒərd/

past form of “conjure” — summon into action or bring into existence, often as if by magic

From this reading He was trying--and trying very badly--to conceal the emotions I had conjured up.

dailyadverbUS /ˈdeɪli/

every day; without missing a day

From this reading In his perturbation I believe he limited me to a daily box.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading I was only to have blank a day.

droppedverbUS /drɑːpt/

inflected form of “drop” — let fall to the ground

From this reading He dropped back into the chair again and mumbled something about cigars.

emotionsnounUS /ɪˈmoʊʃənz/

plural of “emotion” — any strong feeling

From this reading He was trying--and trying very badly--to conceal the emotions I had conjured up.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading He was trying--and trying very badly--to conceal the emotions I had conjured up.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I was only to have blank a day.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He dropped back into the chair again and mumbled something about cigars.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading In his perturbation I believe he limited me to a daily box.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I was only to have blank a day.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In his perturbation I believe he limited me to a daily box.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading He dropped back into the chair again and mumbled something about cigars.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading "All my life."

limitedadjectiveUS /ˈlɪmətəd/

small in range or scope

From this reading In his perturbation I believe he limited me to a daily box.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading In his perturbation I believe he limited me to a daily box.

mumbledverbUS /ˈmʌmbəld/

past form of “mumble” — talk indistinctly; usually in a low voice

From this reading He dropped back into the chair again and mumbled something about cigars.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "All my life."

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading I was only to have blank a day.

perturbationnounUS /ˌpɜːrtərˈbeɪʃən/

an unhappy and worried mental state

From this reading In his perturbation I believe he limited me to a daily box.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading He dropped back into the chair again and mumbled something about cigars.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading He dropped back into the chair again and mumbled something about cigars.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I was only to have blank a day.

tryingadjectiveUS /ˈtraɪɪŋ/

hard to endure

From this reading He was trying--and trying very badly--to conceal the emotions I had conjured up.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading He was trying--and trying very badly--to conceal the emotions I had conjured up.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading He was trying--and trying very badly--to conceal the emotions I had conjured up.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I was only to have blank a day.

Chapter 2 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI. (of X.) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder holds 443 sentences, grouped into 89 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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