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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI. (of X.)
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI. (of X.)

Chapter III · Chapter 3

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V You never saw anybody so electrified as Jones.
For a good minute he couldn't even speak.
It was like bringing a horseback reprieve to the hero on the stage.
He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.
I led him under a tree and told him to buck up.
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI. (of X.)

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI. (of X.) is here in full — 430 sentences across 86 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
V You never saw anybody so electrified as Jones.
/viː juː ˈnevər sɔː ˈenibədi soʊ ɪˈlektrəfaɪd æz dʒoʊnz/
Line 2
For a good minute he couldn't even speak.
Line 3
It was like bringing a horseback reprieve to the hero on the stage.
/ɪt wɑːz laɪk ˈbrɪŋɪŋ ə ˈhɔːrsbæk riˈpriːv tuː ðə ˈhɪroʊ ɑːn ðə steɪdʒ/
Line 4
He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.
Line 5
I led him under a tree and told him to buck up.
/aɪ led hɪm ˈʌndər ə triː ənd toʊld hɪm tuː bʌk ʌp/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

buck verb US /bʌk/

to strive with determination

From this reading “I led him under a tree and told him to buck up.”

electrified verb US /ɪˈlektrəfaɪd/

inflected form of “electrify” — excite suddenly and intensely

From this reading “V You never saw anybody so electrified as Jones.”

envied verb US /ˈenvid/

inflected form of “envy” — feel envious towards; admire enviously

From this reading “He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.”

horseback noun US /ˈhɔːrsbæk/

the back of a horse

From this reading “It was like bringing a horseback reprieve to the hero on the stage.”

Irving noun US /ˈɜːrvɪŋ/

United States writer remembered for his stories (1783-1859)

From this reading “He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.”

noose noun US /nuːs/

a trap for birds or small mammals; often has a slip noose

From this reading “He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.”

reprieve noun US /riˈpriːv/

a (temporary) relief from harm or discomfort

From this reading “It was like bringing a horseback reprieve to the hero on the stage.”

undid verb US /ˌʌnˈdɪd/

inflected form of “undo” — cancel, annul, or reverse an action or its effect

From this reading “He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.”

All words in this reading · 54

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading For a good minute he couldn't even speak.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I led him under a tree and told him to buck up.

anybodypronounUS /ˈenibədi/

any person at all

From this reading V You never saw anybody so electrified as Jones.

aroundprepositionUS /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading V You never saw anybody so electrified as Jones.

bringingnounUS /ˈbrɪŋɪŋ/

the act of delivering or distributing something (as goods or mail)

From this reading It was like bringing a horseback reprieve to the hero on the stage.

buckverbUS /bʌk/

to strive with determination

From this reading I led him under a tree and told him to buck up.

couldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading For a good minute he couldn't even speak.

electrifiedverbUS /ɪˈlektrəfaɪd/

inflected form of “electrify” — excite suddenly and intensely

From this reading V You never saw anybody so electrified as Jones.

enviedverbUS /ˈenvid/

inflected form of “envy” — feel envious towards; admire enviously

From this reading He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.

evenadjectiveUS /ˈiːvɪn/

divisible by two

From this reading For a good minute he couldn't even speak.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading For a good minute he couldn't even speak.

gentlyadverbUS /ˈdʒentli/

in a gradual manner

From this reading He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading For a good minute he couldn't even speak.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading For a good minute he couldn't even speak.

HenrynounUS /ˈhenri/

a unit of inductance in which an induced electromotive force of one volt is produced when the current is varied at the rate of one ampere per second

From this reading He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.

heronounUS /ˈhɪroʊ/

a man distinguished by exceptional courage and nobility and strength

From this reading It was like bringing a horseback reprieve to the hero on the stage.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading I led him under a tree and told him to buck up.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.

horsebacknounUS /ˈhɔːrsbæk/

the back of a horse

From this reading It was like bringing a horseback reprieve to the hero on the stage.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.

IrvingnounUS /ˈɜːrvɪŋ/

United States writer remembered for his stories (1783-1859)

From this reading He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It was like bringing a horseback reprieve to the hero on the stage.

JonesnounUS /dʒoʊnz/

United States labor leader (born in Ireland) who helped to found the Industrial Workers of the World (1830-1930)

From this reading V You never saw anybody so electrified as Jones.

lednounUS /led/

diode such that light emitted at a p-n junction is proportional to the bias current; color depends on the material used

From this reading I led him under a tree and told him to buck up.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading It was like bringing a horseback reprieve to the hero on the stage.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.

minutenounUS /ˈmɪnət/

a unit of time equal to 60 seconds or 1/60th of an hour

From this reading For a good minute he couldn't even speak.

necknounUS /nek/

the part of an organism (human or animal) that connects the head to the rest of the body

From this reading He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading V You never saw anybody so electrified as Jones.

noosenounUS /nuːs/

a trap for birds or small mammals; often has a slip noose

From this reading He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading It was like bringing a horseback reprieve to the hero on the stage.

repeatedadjectiveUS /rɪˈpiːtɪd/

recurring again and again

From this reading He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.

reprievenounUS /riˈpriːv/

a (temporary) relief from harm or discomfort

From this reading It was like bringing a horseback reprieve to the hero on the stage.

sawverbUS /sɔː/

cut with a saw

From this reading V You never saw anybody so electrified as Jones.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading V You never saw anybody so electrified as Jones.

speakverbUS /spiːk/

express in speech

From this reading For a good minute he couldn't even speak.

stagenounUS /steɪdʒ/

any distinct time period in a sequence of events

From this reading It was like bringing a horseback reprieve to the hero on the stage.

Stuffenhammer

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It was like bringing a horseback reprieve to the hero on the stage.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading It was like bringing a horseback reprieve to the hero on the stage.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading I led him under a tree and told him to buck up.

tonesnounUS /toʊnz/

plural of “tone” — the quality of a person's voice

From this reading He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.

treenounUS /triː/

a tall perennial woody plant having a main trunk and branches forming a distinct elevated crown; includes both gymnosperms and angiosperms

From this reading I led him under a tree and told him to buck up.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading I led him under a tree and told him to buck up.

undidverbUS /ˌʌnˈdɪd/

inflected form of “undo” — cancel, annul, or reverse an action or its effect

From this reading He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading I led him under a tree and told him to buck up.

VnounUS /viː/

a unit of potential equal to the potential difference between two points on a conductor carrying a current of 1 ampere when the power dissipated between the two points is 1 watt

From this reading V You never saw anybody so electrified as Jones.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It was like bringing a horseback reprieve to the hero on the stage.

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading He repeated "Stuffenhammer, Stuffenhammer," in tones that Henry Irving might have envied, while I gently undid the noose around his neck.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading V You never saw anybody so electrified as Jones.

Chapter 3 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI. (of X.) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder holds 430 sentences, grouped into 86 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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