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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI. (of X.)

Chapter V · Chapter 5

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There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.
The people come, The people go, But never there.
They do not know There's such a shop beneath the skies, Because _he_ does not advertise!
While I with pleasure contemplate That I'm an advertiser great.
The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI. (of X.)

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI. (of X.) is here in full — 400 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Line 1
There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.
/ðer ɪz ə ʃɑːp əˈkrɔːs ðə weɪ wer ner ɪz hɜːrd ə ˈhjuːmən tred wer treɪd ɪz ˈperəlaɪzd ənd ded wɪð ner ə ˈkʌstəmər ə deɪ/
Line 2
The people come, The people go, But never there.
/ðə ˈpiːpəl kʌm ðə ˈpiːpəl ɡoʊ bʌt ˈnevər ðer/
Line 3
They do not know There's such a shop beneath the skies, Because _he_ does not advertise!
Line 4
While I with pleasure contemplate That I'm an advertiser great.
Line 5
The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.
/ðə ˈsiː.krət ʌv maɪ ˈfɔːrtʃən laɪz ɪn wʌn smɔːl fækt wɪtʃ aɪ meɪ steɪt tuː ˈmeni ˈtreɪdzmən lɜːrn tuː leɪt ɪf aɪ hæv ɡʊdz aɪ ˈædvərtaɪz/

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Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

advertise verb US /ˈædvərtaɪz/

call attention to

From this reading “They do not know There's such a shop beneath the skies, Because _he_ does not advertise!”

advertiser noun US /ˈædvərtaɪzər/

someone whose business is advertising

From this reading “While I with pleasure contemplate That I'm an advertiser great.”

contemplate verb US /ˈkɑːntəmpleɪt/

look at thoughtfully; observe deep in thought

From this reading “While I with pleasure contemplate That I'm an advertiser great.”

customer noun US /ˈkʌstəmər/

someone who pays for goods or services

From this reading “There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.”

ne'er adverb US /ner/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading “There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.”

paralyzed adjective US /ˈperəlaɪzd/

affected with paralysis

From this reading “There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.”

skies noun US /skaɪz/

plural of “sky” — the atmosphere and outer space as viewed from the earth

From this reading “They do not know There's such a shop beneath the skies, Because _he_ does not advertise!”

tradesmen noun US /ˈtreɪdzmən/

plural of “tradesman” — a merchant who owns or manages a shop

From this reading “The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.

acrossprepositionUS /əˈkrɔːs/

from one side of something to the other

From this reading There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.

advertiseverbUS /ˈædvərtaɪz/

call attention to

From this reading They do not know There's such a shop beneath the skies, Because _he_ does not advertise!

advertisernounUS /ˈædvərtaɪzər/

someone whose business is advertising

From this reading While I with pleasure contemplate That I'm an advertiser great.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading While I with pleasure contemplate That I'm an advertiser great.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.

BecauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading They do not know There's such a shop beneath the skies, Because _he_ does not advertise!

beneathprepositionUS /bɪˈniːθ/

Directly under; in or to a lower position than.

From this reading They do not know There's such a shop beneath the skies, Because _he_ does not advertise!

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading The people come, The people go, But never there.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading The people come, The people go, But never there.

contemplateverbUS /ˈkɑːntəmpleɪt/

look at thoughtfully; observe deep in thought

From this reading While I with pleasure contemplate That I'm an advertiser great.

customernounUS /ˈkʌstəmər/

someone who pays for goods or services

From this reading There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.

deadadjectiveUS /ded/

no longer having or seeming to have or expecting to have life

From this reading There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading They do not know There's such a shop beneath the skies, Because _he_ does not advertise!

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading They do not know There's such a shop beneath the skies, Because _he_ does not advertise!

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.

fortunenounUS /ˈfɔːrtʃən/

an unknown and unpredictable phenomenon that causes an event to result one way rather than another

From this reading The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading The people come, The people go, But never there.

goodsnounUS /ɡʊdz/

plural of “good” — benefit

From this reading The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading While I with pleasure contemplate That I'm an advertiser great.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They do not know There's such a shop beneath the skies, Because _he_ does not advertise!

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.

humanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading While I with pleasure contemplate That I'm an advertiser great.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading While I with pleasure contemplate That I'm an advertiser great.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading They do not know There's such a shop beneath the skies, Because _he_ does not advertise!

lateadjectiveUS /leɪt/

being or occurring at an advanced period of time or after a usual or expected time

From this reading The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.

learnverbUS /lɜːrn/

gain knowledge or skills

From this reading The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.

liesnounUS /laɪz/

plural of “lie” — a statement that deviates from or perverts the truth

From this reading The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.

ne'eradverbUS /ner/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading The people come, The people go, But never there.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading They do not know There's such a shop beneath the skies, Because _he_ does not advertise!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.

paralyzedadjectiveUS /ˈperəlaɪzd/

affected with paralysis

From this reading There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading The people come, The people go, But never there.

pleasurenounUS /ˈpleʒər/

a fundamental feeling that is hard to define but that people desire to experience

From this reading While I with pleasure contemplate That I'm an advertiser great.

secretnounUS /ˈsiː.krət/

Something that is kept or meant to be kept unknown or unseen by others.

From this reading The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.

shopverbUS /ʃɑːp/

do one's shopping

From this reading There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.

skiesnounUS /skaɪz/

plural of “sky” — the atmosphere and outer space as viewed from the earth

From this reading They do not know There's such a shop beneath the skies, Because _he_ does not advertise!

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.

statenounUS /steɪt/

the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading They do not know There's such a shop beneath the skies, Because _he_ does not advertise!

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading While I with pleasure contemplate That I'm an advertiser great.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.

There's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They do not know There's such a shop beneath the skies, Because _he_ does not advertise!

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They do not know There's such a shop beneath the skies, Because _he_ does not advertise!

TooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.

tradenounUS /treɪd/

the commercial exchange (buying and selling on domestic or international markets) of goods and services

From this reading There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.

tradesmennounUS /ˈtreɪdzmən/

plural of “tradesman” — a merchant who owns or manages a shop

From this reading The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.

treadverbUS /tred/

put down or press the foot, place the foot

From this reading There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.

WhereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The secret of my fortune lies In one small fact, which I may state, Too many tradesmen learn too late, If I have goods, I advertise.

WhileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading While I with pleasure contemplate That I'm an advertiser great.

WithprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading There is a shop across the way Where ne'er is heard a human tread, Where trade is paralyzed and dead, With ne'er a customer a day.

Chapter 5 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI. (of X.) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder holds 400 sentences, grouped into 80 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 5 holds 400 sentences of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI. (of X.), unabridged, divided into 80 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 5 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VI. (of X.) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 400 sentences, grouped into 80 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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