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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VII. (of X.)
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VII. (of X.)

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VII. (of X.) is here in full — 406 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Has any one seen Gladys and Gwendolen?
Dear, dear, I wonder where they are.
They wouldn't go to church with me.
Those children are such a responsibility."
"But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VII. (of X.)

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VII. (of X.) is here in full — 406 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Has any one seen Gladys and Gwendolen?
Line 2
Dear, dear, I wonder where they are.
/dɪr dɪr aɪ ˈwʌndər wer ðeɪ ɑːr/
Line 3
They wouldn't go to church with me.
Line 4
Those children are such a responsibility."
/ðoʊz ˈtʃɪldrən ɑːr sʌtʃ ə riˌspɑːnsəˈbɪləti/
Line 5
"But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.
/bʌt ðeɪ ɑːr sʌtʃ ˈhæpi ˈtʃɪldrən sed ˈdʒentəl ˈlɪtəl ˈmɪsɪz ˈhaʊərd huː hæd kʌm ɪn æt ðə bɪˈɡɪnɪŋ ʌv ðɪs spiːtʃ/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

beginning noun US /bɪˈɡɪnɪŋ/

the event consisting of the start of something

From this reading “"But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.”

church noun US /tʃɜːrtʃ/

one of the groups of Christians who have their own beliefs and forms of worship

From this reading “They wouldn't go to church with me.”

gentle adjective US /ˈdʒentəl/

soft and mild; not harsh or stern or severe

From this reading “"But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.”

happy adjective US /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading “"But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.”

Howard noun US /ˈhaʊərd/

English actor of stage and screen (1893-1943)

From this reading “"But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.”

responsibility noun US /riˌspɑːnsəˈbɪləti/

the social force that binds you to the courses of action demanded by that force

From this reading “Those children are such a responsibility."”

speech noun US /spiːtʃ/

the act of delivering a formal spoken communication to an audience

From this reading “"But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.”

wonder noun US /ˈwʌndər/

the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading “Dear, dear, I wonder where they are.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Those children are such a responsibility."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Has any one seen Gladys and Gwendolen?

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading "Has any one seen Gladys and Gwendolen?

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Dear, dear, I wonder where they are.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading "But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.

beginningnounUS /bɪˈɡɪnɪŋ/

the event consisting of the start of something

From this reading "But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.

childrennounUS /ˈtʃɪldrən/

plural of “child” — a young person of either sex

From this reading Those children are such a responsibility."

churchnounUS /tʃɜːrtʃ/

one of the groups of Christians who have their own beliefs and forms of worship

From this reading They wouldn't go to church with me.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading "But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.

DearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading Dear, dear, I wonder where they are.

gentleadjectiveUS /ˈdʒentəl/

soft and mild; not harsh or stern or severe

From this reading "But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.

Gladys

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Has any one seen Gladys and Gwendolen?

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading They wouldn't go to church with me.

Gwendolen

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Has any one seen Gladys and Gwendolen?

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.

happyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading "But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.

Hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Has any one seen Gladys and Gwendolen?

HowardnounUS /ˈhaʊərd/

English actor of stage and screen (1893-1943)

From this reading "But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Dear, dear, I wonder where they are.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading "But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading They wouldn't go to church with me.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading "But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "Has any one seen Gladys and Gwendolen?

responsibilitynounUS /riˌspɑːnsəˈbɪləti/

the social force that binds you to the courses of action demanded by that force

From this reading Those children are such a responsibility."

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.

seenverbUS /siːn/

inflected form of “see” — perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading "Has any one seen Gladys and Gwendolen?

speechnounUS /spiːtʃ/

the act of delivering a formal spoken communication to an audience

From this reading "But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading Those children are such a responsibility."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Dear, dear, I wonder where they are.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.

ThosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading Those children are such a responsibility."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading They wouldn't go to church with me.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading Dear, dear, I wonder where they are.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading "But they are such happy children," said gentle little Mrs. Howard, who had come in at the beginning of this speech.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading They wouldn't go to church with me.

wondernounUS /ˈwʌndər/

the feeling aroused by something strange and surprising

From this reading Dear, dear, I wonder where they are.

wouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They wouldn't go to church with me.

Chapter 5 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VII. (of X.) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder holds 406 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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