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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X)

Chapter IV · Chapter 4

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"Thank you, that is very interesting," said Lord Ploversdale, with polite irony.
"Now will you kindly take them home?"
"See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.
"Who invited you?" inquired Lord Ploversdale.
"One of your own bunch," said Grady, "Lord Frederic Westcote.
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X)

Chapter IV · Chapter 4

Chapter 4 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X) is here in full — 376 sentences across 76 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"Thank you, that is very interesting," said Lord Ploversdale, with polite irony.
Line 2
"Now will you kindly take them home?"
/naʊ wɪl juː ˈkaɪndli teɪk ðem hoʊm/
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"See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.
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"Who invited you?" inquired Lord Ploversdale.
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"One of your own bunch," said Grady, "Lord Frederic Westcote.

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Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bunch noun US /bʌntʃ/

a grouping of a number of similar things

From this reading “"One of your own bunch," said Grady, "Lord Frederic Westcote.”

camera noun US /ˈkæmərə/

equipment for taking photographs (usually consisting of a lightproof box with a lens at one end and light-sensitive film at the other)

From this reading “"See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.”

hostile adjective US /ˈhɑːstəl/

characterized by enmity or ill will

From this reading “"See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.”

invited verb US /ˌɪnˈvaɪtəd/

past form of “invite” — increase the likelihood of

From this reading “"See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.”

irony noun US /ˈaɪrəni/

witty language used to convey insults or scorn

From this reading “"Thank you, that is very interesting," said Lord Ploversdale, with polite irony.”

polite adjective US /pəˈlaɪt/

showing regard for others in manners, speech, behavior, etc.

From this reading “"Thank you, that is very interesting," said Lord Ploversdale, with polite irony.”

saddle verb US /ˈsædəl/

put a saddle on

From this reading “"See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.”

strapping adjective US /ˈstræpɪŋ/

muscular and heavily built

From this reading “"See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.”

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andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

bunchnounUS /bʌntʃ/

a grouping of a number of similar things

From this reading "One of your own bunch," said Grady, "Lord Frederic Westcote.

cameranounUS /ˈkæmərə/

equipment for taking photographs (usually consisting of a lightproof box with a lens at one end and light-sensitive film at the other)

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

Frederic

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "One of your own bunch," said Grady, "Lord Frederic Westcote.

Grady

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading "Now will you kindly take them home?"

hostileadjectiveUS /ˈhɑːstəl/

characterized by enmity or ill will

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

inquiredverbUS /ˌɪnˈkwaɪərd/

past form of “inquire” — address a question to and expect an answer from

From this reading "Who invited you?" inquired Lord Ploversdale.

interestingadjectiveUS /ˈɪntrəstɪŋ/

arousing or holding the attention

From this reading "Thank you, that is very interesting," said Lord Ploversdale, with polite irony.

invitedverbUS /ˌɪnˈvaɪtəd/

past form of “invite” — increase the likelihood of

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

ironynounUS /ˈaɪrəni/

witty language used to convey insults or scorn

From this reading "Thank you, that is very interesting," said Lord Ploversdale, with polite irony.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Thank you, that is very interesting," said Lord Ploversdale, with polite irony.

kindlyadjectiveUS /ˈkaɪndli/

showing or motivated by sympathy and understanding and generosity

From this reading "Now will you kindly take them home?"

LordnounUS /lɔːrd/

terms referring to the Judeo-Christian God

From this reading "Thank you, that is very interesting," said Lord Ploversdale, with polite irony.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading "Now will you kindly take them home?"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "One of your own bunch," said Grady, "Lord Frederic Westcote.

OnepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "One of your own bunch," said Grady, "Lord Frederic Westcote.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading "One of your own bunch," said Grady, "Lord Frederic Westcote.

pausedverbUS /pɔːzd/

past form of “pause” — interrupt temporarily an activity before continuing

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

Ploversdale

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Thank you, that is very interesting," said Lord Ploversdale, with polite irony.

politeadjectiveUS /pəˈlaɪt/

showing regard for others in manners, speech, behavior, etc.

From this reading "Thank you, that is very interesting," said Lord Ploversdale, with polite irony.

regularadjectiveUS /ˈreɡjələr/

in accordance with fixed order or procedure or principle

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

round-up

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

saddleverbUS /ˈsædəl/

put a saddle on

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Thank you, that is very interesting," said Lord Ploversdale, with polite irony.

SeeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

strappingadjectiveUS /ˈstræpɪŋ/

muscular and heavily built

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading "Now will you kindly take them home?"

talkverbUS /tɔːk/

exchange thoughts; talk with

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

ThankverbUS /θæŋk/

express gratitude or show appreciation to

From this reading "Thank you, that is very interesting," said Lord Ploversdale, with polite irony.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Thank you, that is very interesting," said Lord Ploversdale, with polite irony.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading "Now will you kindly take them home?"

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading "Thank you, that is very interesting," said Lord Ploversdale, with polite irony.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "See here," said Grady, strapping the camera to his saddle, "I was invited to this round-up regular, and if you hand me out any more hostile talk--" He paused.

Westcote

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "One of your own bunch," said Grady, "Lord Frederic Westcote.

WhopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading "Who invited you?" inquired Lord Ploversdale.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading "Now will you kindly take them home?"

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "Thank you, that is very interesting," said Lord Ploversdale, with polite irony.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Thank you, that is very interesting," said Lord Ploversdale, with polite irony.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "One of your own bunch," said Grady, "Lord Frederic Westcote.

Chapter 4 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder holds 376 sentences, grouped into 76 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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