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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X)
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X)

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X) is here in full — 415 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.
William Marcy Tweed was the contractor of Ludlow Street Jail, and here also he died.
He was the son of a poor chair-maker, and was born April 3, 1823.
From the chair business in 1853 to congress was the first false step.
Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X)

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X) is here in full — 415 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.
/juː kæn peɪ faɪv sents tuː ðə ˈeləveɪtɪd ˈreɪlroʊd ənd ɡet hiːr ɔːr juː kæn pʊt sʌm ˈʌðər mænz ˈnɪkəl ɪn jɔːr oʊn slɑːt ənd kʌm hiːr wɪð æn əˈtendənt/
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William Marcy Tweed was the contractor of Ludlow Street Jail, and here also he died.
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He was the son of a poor chair-maker, and was born April 3, 1823.
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From the chair business in 1853 to congress was the first false step.
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Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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contractor noun US /ˈkɑːntræktər/

someone (a person or firm) who contracts to build things

From this reading “William Marcy Tweed was the contractor of Ludlow Street Jail, and here also he died.”

Exhilarated adjective US /ɪɡˈzɪləreɪtɪd/

made joyful

From this reading “Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.”

franked verb US /fræŋkt/

past form of “frank” — stamp with a postmark to indicate date and time of mailing

From this reading “Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.”

franking verb US /ˈfræŋkɪŋ/

-ing form of “frank” — stamp with a postmark to indicate date and time of mailing

From this reading “Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.”

nickel noun US /ˈnɪkəl/

a hard malleable ductile silvery metallic element that is resistant to corrosion; used in alloys; occurs in pentlandite and smaltite and garnierite and millerite

From this reading “You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.”

preserves noun US /prəˈzɜːrvz/

fruit preserved by cooking with sugar

From this reading “Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.”

slot noun US /slɑːt/

a position in a grammatical linguistic construction in which a variety of alternative units are interchangeable

From this reading “You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.”

Tweed noun US /twiːd/

thick woolen fabric used for clothing; originated in Scotland

From this reading “William Marcy Tweed was the contractor of Ludlow Street Jail, and here also he died.”

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1823

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From this reading He was the son of a poor chair-maker, and was born April 3, 1823.

1853

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From this reading From the chair business in 1853 to congress was the first false step.

1857

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From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

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From this reading He was the son of a poor chair-maker, and was born April 3, 1823.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading He was the son of a poor chair-maker, and was born April 3, 1823.

alsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading William Marcy Tweed was the contractor of Ludlow Street Jail, and here also he died.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

AprilnounUS /ˈeɪprəl/

the month following March and preceding May

From this reading He was the son of a poor chair-maker, and was born April 3, 1823.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

attendantnounUS /əˈtendənt/

someone who waits on or tends to or attends to the needs of another

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

bornadjectiveUS /bɔːrn/

brought into existence

From this reading He was the son of a poor chair-maker, and was born April 3, 1823.

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading From the chair business in 1853 to congress was the first false step.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

cakenounUS /keɪk/

a block of solid substance (such as soap or wax)

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

centsnounUS /sents/

plural of “cent” — a fractional monetary unit of several countries

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

chairnounUS /tʃer/

a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading From the chair business in 1853 to congress was the first false step.

chair-maker

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He was the son of a poor chair-maker, and was born April 3, 1823.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

commissionernounUS /kəˈmɪʃənər/

a government administrator

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

congressnounUS /ˈkɑːŋɡrəs/

the legislature of the United States government

From this reading From the chair business in 1853 to congress was the first false step.

contractornounUS /ˈkɑːntræktər/

someone (a person or firm) who contracts to build things

From this reading William Marcy Tweed was the contractor of Ludlow Street Jail, and here also he died.

delightsnounUS /dɪˈlaɪts/

plural of “delight” — a feeling of extreme pleasure or satisfaction

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

deliriumnounUS /dɪˈlɪriəm/

state of violent mental agitation

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

diedverbUS /daɪd/

past form of “die” — pass from physical life and lose all bodily attributes and functions necessary to sustain life

From this reading William Marcy Tweed was the contractor of Ludlow Street Jail, and here also he died.

ElevatedadjectiveUS /ˈeləveɪtɪd/

raised above the ground

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

ExhilaratedadjectiveUS /ɪɡˈzɪləreɪtɪd/

made joyful

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

falseadjectiveUS /fɔːls/

not in accordance with the fact or reality or actuality

From this reading From the chair business in 1853 to congress was the first false step.

findverbUS /faɪnd/

come upon, as if by accident; meet with

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading From the chair business in 1853 to congress was the first false step.

fivenounUS /faɪv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of four and one

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

frankedverbUS /fræŋkt/

past form of “frank” — stamp with a postmark to indicate date and time of mailing

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

frankingverbUS /ˈfræŋkɪŋ/

-ing form of “frank” — stamp with a postmark to indicate date and time of mailing

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

FromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading From the chair business in 1853 to congress was the first false step.

furtheradverbUS /ˈfɜːrðər/

to or at a greater extent or degree or a more advanced stage (“further” is used more often than “farther” in this abstract sense)

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

havingauxiliary verbUS /ˈhævɪŋ/

the -ing form of “have”

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading William Marcy Tweed was the contractor of Ludlow Street Jail, and here also he died.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

JailnounUS /dʒeɪl/

a correctional institution used to detain persons who are in the lawful custody of the government (either accused persons awaiting trial or convicted persons serving a sentence)

From this reading William Marcy Tweed was the contractor of Ludlow Street Jail, and here also he died.

joysnounUS /dʒɔɪz/

plural of “joy” — the emotion of great happiness

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

linennounUS /ˈlɪnən/

a fabric woven with fibers from the flax plant

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

Ludlow

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading William Marcy Tweed was the contractor of Ludlow Street Jail, and here also he died.

man'snounUS /mænz/

possessive form of “man” — an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

Marcy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading William Marcy Tweed was the contractor of Ludlow Street Jail, and here also he died.

nickelnounUS /ˈnɪkəl/

a hard malleable ductile silvery metallic element that is resistant to corrosion; used in alloys; occurs in pentlandite and smaltite and garnierite and millerite

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading William Marcy Tweed was the contractor of Ludlow Street Jail, and here also he died.

officenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

officialadjectiveUS /əˈfɪʃəl/

having official authority or sanction

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

payverbUS /peɪ/

give money, usually in exchange for goods or services

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

pooradjectiveUS /puːr/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading He was the son of a poor chair-maker, and was born April 3, 1823.

preservesnounUS /prəˈzɜːrvz/

fruit preserved by cooking with sugar

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

RailroadnounUS /ˈreɪlroʊd/

line that is the commercial organization responsible for operating a system of transportation for trains that pull passengers or freight

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

resolvedadjectiveUS /riˈzɑːlvd/

determined

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

schoolnounUS /skuːl/

an educational institution

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

slotnounUS /slɑːt/

a position in a grammatical linguistic construction in which a variety of alternative units are interchangeable

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

sonnounUS /sʌn/

a male human offspring

From this reading He was the son of a poor chair-maker, and was born April 3, 1823.

stepnounUS /step/

any maneuver made as part of progress toward a goal

From this reading From the chair business in 1853 to congress was the first false step.

stilladjectiveUS /stɪl/

not in physical motion

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

StreetnounUS /striːt/

a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading William Marcy Tweed was the contractor of Ludlow Street Jail, and here also he died.

tasteverbUS /teɪst/

To perceive flavor through the mouth.

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

TweednounUS /twiːd/

thick woolen fabric used for clothing; originated in Scotland

From this reading William Marcy Tweed was the contractor of Ludlow Street Jail, and here also he died.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading William Marcy Tweed was the contractor of Ludlow Street Jail, and here also he died.

WashingtonnounUS /ˈwɑːʃɪŋtən/

the capital of the United States in the District of Columbia and a tourist mecca; George Washington commissioned Charles L'Enfant to lay out the city in 1791

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

weeknounUS /wiːk/

any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading Exhilarated by the delirium of official life, and the false joys of franking his linen home every week, and having cake and preserves franked back to him at Washington, he resolved to still further taste the delights of office, and in 1857 we find him as a school commissioner.

William

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading William Marcy Tweed was the contractor of Ludlow Street Jail, and here also he died.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You can pay five cents to the Elevated Railroad and get here, or you can put some other man's nickel in your own slot and come here with an attendant.

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Each of the 83 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 5 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 5 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

Questions about reading The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X)

Common questions about reading The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X)?

Yes. All 3577 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #24432 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X) is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #24432, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X) take to read?

About 298 minutes of reading across 716 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

How to read The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X) section by section

How to work through The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X) section by section, using the audio and the tap-to-define vocabulary.

  1. Open a chapter

    Choose one of the 9 chapters of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X) to begin.

  2. Read one section

    Each section holds 5 sentences; read it once through.

  3. Listen and tap

    Play the section aloud, then tap any unfamiliar word for its entry.

Vocabulary met early in The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X)

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X), each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Wagnalls
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X); the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Company
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X); the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
London
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X); the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Everything
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X); the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.