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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X)
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X)

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X) is here in full — 414 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"I refuse to permit you to go alone."
"You have absolutely nothing to say in regard to where I shall or shall not go."
"In this one instance.
I shall withhold the address."
How her eyes blazed!
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X)

Chapter VI · Chapter 6

Chapter 6 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X) is here in full — 414 sentences across 83 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/82 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"I refuse to permit you to go alone."
/aɪ rəˈfjuːz tuː pərˈmɪt juː tuː ɡoʊ əˈloʊn/
Line 2
"You have absolutely nothing to say in regard to where I shall or shall not go."
/juː hæv ˌæbsəˈluːtli ˈnʌθɪŋ tuː seɪ ɪn rɪˈɡɑːrd tuː wer aɪ ʃæl ɔːr ʃæl nɑːt ɡoʊ/
Line 3
"In this one instance.
/ɪn ðɪs wʌn ˈɪnstəns/
Line 4
I shall withhold the address."
/aɪ ʃæl wɪθˈhoʊld ðə ˈædres/
Line 5
How her eyes blazed!

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

absolutely adverb US /ˌæbsəˈluːtli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading “"You have absolutely nothing to say in regard to where I shall or shall not go."”

address verb US /ˈædres/

speak to

From this reading “I shall withhold the address."”

blazed verb US /bleɪzd/

past form of “blaze” — shine brightly and intensively

From this reading “How her eyes blazed!”

instance noun US /ˈɪnstəns/

an occurrence of something

From this reading “"In this one instance.”

permit noun US /pərˈmɪt/

a legal document giving official permission to do something

From this reading “"I refuse to permit you to go alone."”

refuse verb US /rəˈfjuːz/

show unwillingness towards

From this reading “"I refuse to permit you to go alone."”

regard noun US /rɪˈɡɑːrd/

(usually preceded by “in”) a detail or point

From this reading “"You have absolutely nothing to say in regard to where I shall or shall not go."”

withhold verb US /wɪθˈhoʊld/

hold back; refuse to hand over or share

From this reading “I shall withhold the address."”

All words in this reading · 27

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absolutelyadverbUS /ˌæbsəˈluːtli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading "You have absolutely nothing to say in regard to where I shall or shall not go."

addressverbUS /ˈædres/

speak to

From this reading I shall withhold the address."

aloneadjectiveUS /əˈloʊn/

Having no one else present.

From this reading "I refuse to permit you to go alone."

blazedverbUS /bleɪzd/

past form of “blaze” — shine brightly and intensively

From this reading How her eyes blazed!

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading How her eyes blazed!

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading "I refuse to permit you to go alone."

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "You have absolutely nothing to say in regard to where I shall or shall not go."

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading How her eyes blazed!

How

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From this reading How her eyes blazed!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "I refuse to permit you to go alone."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading "You have absolutely nothing to say in regard to where I shall or shall not go."

instancenounUS /ˈɪnstəns/

an occurrence of something

From this reading "In this one instance.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading "You have absolutely nothing to say in regard to where I shall or shall not go."

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading "You have absolutely nothing to say in regard to where I shall or shall not go."

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading "In this one instance.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading "You have absolutely nothing to say in regard to where I shall or shall not go."

permitnounUS /pərˈmɪt/

a legal document giving official permission to do something

From this reading "I refuse to permit you to go alone."

refuseverbUS /rəˈfjuːz/

show unwillingness towards

From this reading "I refuse to permit you to go alone."

regardnounUS /rɪˈɡɑːrd/

(usually preceded by “in”) a detail or point

From this reading "You have absolutely nothing to say in regard to where I shall or shall not go."

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading "You have absolutely nothing to say in regard to where I shall or shall not go."

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading "You have absolutely nothing to say in regard to where I shall or shall not go."

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I shall withhold the address."

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "In this one instance.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "I refuse to permit you to go alone."

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading "You have absolutely nothing to say in regard to where I shall or shall not go."

withholdverbUS /wɪθˈhoʊld/

hold back; refuse to hand over or share

From this reading I shall withhold the address."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "I refuse to permit you to go alone."

Chapter 6 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume VIII (of X) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder holds 414 sentences, grouped into 83 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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