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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume X (of X)

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume X (of X) is here in full — 405 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"I'm devoted to the expression."
"The deuce of it is, I'm supposed to be driving," she explained.
"Oh, that doesn't matter.
So many suppositions in this world are baseless," he reminded her.
"But there's the prison van," she said.
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume X (of X)

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume X (of X) is here in full — 405 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"I'm devoted to the expression."
Line 2
"The deuce of it is, I'm supposed to be driving," she explained.
Line 3
"Oh, that doesn't matter.
Line 4
So many suppositions in this world are baseless," he reminded her.
/soʊ ˈmeni ˌsʌpəˈzɪʃənz ɪn ðɪs wɜːrld ɑːr ˈbeɪsləs hiː riˈmaɪndɪd hɜːr/
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"But there's the prison van," she said.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

baseless adjective US /ˈbeɪsləs/

without a basis in reason or fact

From this reading “So many suppositions in this world are baseless," he reminded her.”

deuce noun US /duːs/

a tie in tennis or table tennis that requires winning two successive points to win the game

From this reading “"The deuce of it is, I'm supposed to be driving," she explained.”

devoted adjective US /dɪˈvoʊtɪd/

zealous in devotion or affection

From this reading “"I'm devoted to the expression."”

driving adjective US /ˈdraɪvɪŋ/

having the power of driving or impelling

From this reading “"The deuce of it is, I'm supposed to be driving," she explained.”

prison noun US /ˈprɪzən/

a correctional institution where persons are confined while on trial or for punishment

From this reading “"But there's the prison van," she said.”

reminded verb US /riˈmaɪndɪd/

past form of “remind” — put in the mind of someone

From this reading “So many suppositions in this world are baseless," he reminded her.”

suppositions noun US /ˌsʌpəˈzɪʃənz/

plural of “supposition” — a message expressing an opinion based on incomplete evidence

From this reading “So many suppositions in this world are baseless," he reminded her.”

van noun US /væn/

any creative group active in the innovation and application of new concepts and techniques in a given field (especially in the arts)

From this reading “"But there's the prison van," she said.”

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areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading So many suppositions in this world are baseless," he reminded her.

baselessadjectiveUS /ˈbeɪsləs/

without a basis in reason or fact

From this reading So many suppositions in this world are baseless," he reminded her.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "The deuce of it is, I'm supposed to be driving," she explained.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading "But there's the prison van," she said.

deucenounUS /duːs/

a tie in tennis or table tennis that requires winning two successive points to win the game

From this reading "The deuce of it is, I'm supposed to be driving," she explained.

devotedadjectiveUS /dɪˈvoʊtɪd/

zealous in devotion or affection

From this reading "I'm devoted to the expression."

doesn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Oh, that doesn't matter.

drivingadjectiveUS /ˈdraɪvɪŋ/

having the power of driving or impelling

From this reading "The deuce of it is, I'm supposed to be driving," she explained.

explainedverbUS /ɪkˈspleɪnd/

past form of “explain” — make plain and comprehensible

From this reading "The deuce of it is, I'm supposed to be driving," she explained.

expressionnounUS /ɪkˈspreʃən/

the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading "I'm devoted to the expression."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading So many suppositions in this world are baseless," he reminded her.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading So many suppositions in this world are baseless," he reminded her.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I'm devoted to the expression."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading So many suppositions in this world are baseless," he reminded her.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "The deuce of it is, I'm supposed to be driving," she explained.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "The deuce of it is, I'm supposed to be driving," she explained.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading So many suppositions in this world are baseless," he reminded her.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading "Oh, that doesn't matter.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "The deuce of it is, I'm supposed to be driving," she explained.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading "Oh, that doesn't matter.

prisonnounUS /ˈprɪzən/

a correctional institution where persons are confined while on trial or for punishment

From this reading "But there's the prison van," she said.

remindedverbUS /riˈmaɪndɪd/

past form of “remind” — put in the mind of someone

From this reading So many suppositions in this world are baseless," he reminded her.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "But there's the prison van," she said.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "The deuce of it is, I'm supposed to be driving," she explained.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So many suppositions in this world are baseless," he reminded her.

supposedadjectiveUS /səˈpoʊzd/

required or under orders

From this reading "The deuce of it is, I'm supposed to be driving," she explained.

suppositionsnounUS /ˌsʌpəˈzɪʃənz/

plural of “supposition” — a message expressing an opinion based on incomplete evidence

From this reading So many suppositions in this world are baseless," he reminded her.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Oh, that doesn't matter.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "I'm devoted to the expression."

there's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "But there's the prison van," she said.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading So many suppositions in this world are baseless," he reminded her.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "I'm devoted to the expression."

vannounUS /væn/

any creative group active in the innovation and application of new concepts and techniques in a given field (especially in the arts)

From this reading "But there's the prison van," she said.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading So many suppositions in this world are baseless," he reminded her.

Chapter 3 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume X (of X) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder holds 405 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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This page carries chapter 3 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume X (of X) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 405 sentences, grouped into 81 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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