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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume X (of X)

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

Chapter 7 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume X (of X) is here in full — 396 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"We shouldn't have to go to them!
Come on, let's do some Latin.
I want to forget the hateful thing."
Cora got down the books and drew their chairs up to the student-lamp.
"I know I shouldn't be such a stick if I didn't have to wear low neck," she said.
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume X (of X)

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

Chapter 7 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume X (of X) is here in full — 396 sentences across 80 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/79 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"We shouldn't have to go to them!
Line 2
Come on, let's do some Latin.
Line 3
I want to forget the hateful thing."
/aɪ wɑːnt tuː fərˈɡet ðə ˈheɪtfəl θɪŋ/
Line 4
Cora got down the books and drew their chairs up to the student-lamp.
Line 5
"I know I shouldn't be such a stick if I didn't have to wear low neck," she said.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

books noun US /bʊks/

Bound written or printed works.

From this reading “Cora got down the books and drew their chairs up to the student-lamp.”

chairs noun US /tʃerz/

plural of “chair” — a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading “Cora got down the books and drew their chairs up to the student-lamp.”

Cora noun US /ˈkɔːrə/

(Greek mythology) daughter of Zeus and Demeter; made queen of the underworld by Pluto in ancient mythology; identified with Roman Proserpina

From this reading “Cora got down the books and drew their chairs up to the student-lamp.”

hateful adjective US /ˈheɪtfəl/

evoking or deserving hatred

From this reading “I want to forget the hateful thing."”

Latin adjective US /ˈlætən/

of or relating to the ancient Latins or the Latin language

From this reading “Come on, let's do some Latin.”

neck noun US /nek/

the part of an organism (human or animal) that connects the head to the rest of the body

From this reading “"I know I shouldn't be such a stick if I didn't have to wear low neck," she said.”

stick verb US /stɪk/

put, fix, force, or implant

From this reading “"I know I shouldn't be such a stick if I didn't have to wear low neck," she said.”

wear verb US /wer/

be dressed in

From this reading “"I know I shouldn't be such a stick if I didn't have to wear low neck," she said.”

All words in this reading · 40

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "I know I shouldn't be such a stick if I didn't have to wear low neck," she said.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Cora got down the books and drew their chairs up to the student-lamp.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading "I know I shouldn't be such a stick if I didn't have to wear low neck," she said.

booksnounUS /bʊks/

Bound written or printed works.

From this reading Cora got down the books and drew their chairs up to the student-lamp.

chairsnounUS /tʃerz/

plural of “chair” — a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading Cora got down the books and drew their chairs up to the student-lamp.

ComeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Come on, let's do some Latin.

CoranounUS /ˈkɔːrə/

(Greek mythology) daughter of Zeus and Demeter; made queen of the underworld by Pluto in ancient mythology; identified with Roman Proserpina

From this reading Cora got down the books and drew their chairs up to the student-lamp.

didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I know I shouldn't be such a stick if I didn't have to wear low neck," she said.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Come on, let's do some Latin.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading Cora got down the books and drew their chairs up to the student-lamp.

drewnounUS /druː/

United States actor (born in Ireland); father of Georgiana Emma Barrymore (1827-1862)

From this reading Cora got down the books and drew their chairs up to the student-lamp.

forgetverbUS /fərˈɡet/

dismiss from the mind; stop remembering

From this reading I want to forget the hateful thing."

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading "We shouldn't have to go to them!

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Cora got down the books and drew their chairs up to the student-lamp.

hatefuladjectiveUS /ˈheɪtfəl/

evoking or deserving hatred

From this reading I want to forget the hateful thing."

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "We shouldn't have to go to them!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I want to forget the hateful thing."

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "I know I shouldn't be such a stick if I didn't have to wear low neck," she said.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading "I know I shouldn't be such a stick if I didn't have to wear low neck," she said.

LatinadjectiveUS /ˈlætən/

of or relating to the ancient Latins or the Latin language

From this reading Come on, let's do some Latin.

let's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Come on, let's do some Latin.

lowadjectiveUS /loʊ/

less than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading "I know I shouldn't be such a stick if I didn't have to wear low neck," she said.

necknounUS /nek/

the part of an organism (human or animal) that connects the head to the rest of the body

From this reading "I know I shouldn't be such a stick if I didn't have to wear low neck," she said.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Come on, let's do some Latin.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "I know I shouldn't be such a stick if I didn't have to wear low neck," she said.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "I know I shouldn't be such a stick if I didn't have to wear low neck," she said.

shouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "We shouldn't have to go to them!

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Come on, let's do some Latin.

stickverbUS /stɪk/

put, fix, force, or implant

From this reading "I know I shouldn't be such a stick if I didn't have to wear low neck," she said.

student-lamp

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Cora got down the books and drew their chairs up to the student-lamp.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading "I know I shouldn't be such a stick if I didn't have to wear low neck," she said.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I want to forget the hateful thing."

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Cora got down the books and drew their chairs up to the student-lamp.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading "We shouldn't have to go to them!

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading I want to forget the hateful thing."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading "We shouldn't have to go to them!

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Cora got down the books and drew their chairs up to the student-lamp.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading I want to forget the hateful thing."

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading "We shouldn't have to go to them!

wearverbUS /wer/

be dressed in

From this reading "I know I shouldn't be such a stick if I didn't have to wear low neck," she said.

Chapter 7 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume X (of X) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder holds 396 sentences, grouped into 80 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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