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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume X (of X)
The Wit and Humor of America, Volume X (of X)

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume X (of X) is here in full — 224 sentences across 45 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"
"FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.
Thou art "boss"; the business man Postals writes for thee to scan; And the man who writes, "With speed," Gets it--in his mind--indeed.
Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.
But her cheek will flush and pale, Till it comes next day by mail, With thine own indorsement neat-- "No such number on the street."
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The Wit and Humor of America, Volume X (of X)

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume X (of X) is here in full — 224 sentences across 45 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/44 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"
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"FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.
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Thou art "boss"; the business man Postals writes for thee to scan; And the man who writes, "With speed," Gets it--in his mind--indeed.
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Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.
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But her cheek will flush and pale, Till it comes next day by mail, With thine own indorsement neat-- "No such number on the street."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Blessings noun US /ˈblesɪŋz/

plural of “blessing” — the formal act of approving

From this reading “"FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.”

Loiter verb US /ˈlɔɪtər/

be about

From this reading “"FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.”

nimbly adverb US /ˈnɪmbli/

in a nimble or agile manner; with quickness and lightness and ease

From this reading “"FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.”

penned verb US /pend/

inflected form of “pen” — produce a literary work

From this reading “Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.”

scan verb US /skæn/

examine minutely or intensely

From this reading “Thou art "boss"; the business man Postals writes for thee to scan; And the man who writes, "With speed," Gets it--in his mind--indeed.”

shocking adjective US /ˈʃɑːkɪŋ/

glaringly vivid and graphic; marked by sensationalism

From this reading “At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"”

smack verb US /smæk/

deliver a hard blow to

From this reading “At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"”

speedy adjective US /ˈspiːdiː/

characterized by speed; moving with or capable of moving with high speed

From this reading “"FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

artauxiliary verbUS /ɑːrt/

an old form of “are”, used with “thou”

From this reading Thou art "boss"; the business man Postals writes for thee to scan; And the man who writes, "With speed," Gets it--in his mind--indeed.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

AtprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

BlessingsnounUS /ˈblesɪŋz/

plural of “blessing” — the formal act of approving

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

bossnounUS /bɑːs/

a person who exercises control over workers

From this reading Thou art "boss"; the business man Postals writes for thee to scan; And the man who writes, "With speed," Gets it--in his mind--indeed.

BURDETTE

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading Thou art "boss"; the business man Postals writes for thee to scan; And the man who writes, "With speed," Gets it--in his mind--indeed.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But her cheek will flush and pale, Till it comes next day by mail, With thine own indorsement neat-- "No such number on the street."

BYprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

centsnounUS /sents/

plural of “cent” — a fractional monetary unit of several countries

From this reading Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.

cheeknounUS /tʃiːk/

either side of the face below the eyes

From this reading But her cheek will flush and pale, Till it comes next day by mail, With thine own indorsement neat-- "No such number on the street."

clearlyadverbUS /ˈklɪrli/

without doubt or question

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading But her cheek will flush and pale, Till it comes next day by mail, With thine own indorsement neat-- "No such number on the street."

conductverbUS /ˈkɑːndəkt/

direct the course of; manage or control

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading But her cheek will flush and pale, Till it comes next day by mail, With thine own indorsement neat-- "No such number on the street."

denounUS /diː/

a Mid-Atlantic state; one of the original 13 colonies

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

doorwaynounUS /ˈdɔːrweɪ/

the entrance (the space in a wall) through which you enter or leave a room or building; the space that a door can close

From this reading Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

FESTINA

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

fleetnounUS /fliːt/

group of aircraft operating together under the same ownership

From this reading Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.

flushnounUS /flʌʃ/

the period of greatest prosperity or productivity

From this reading But her cheek will flush and pale, Till it comes next day by mail, With thine own indorsement neat-- "No such number on the street."

footstepsnounUS /ˈfʊtsteps/

plural of “footstep” — the sound of a step of someone walking

From this reading Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Thou art "boss"; the business man Postals writes for thee to scan; And the man who writes, "With speed," Gets it--in his mind--indeed.

gatenounUS /ɡeɪt/

a movable barrier in a fence or wall

From this reading Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.

GetsnounUS /ɡets/

plural of “get” — a return on a shot that seemed impossible to reach and would normally have resulted in a point for the opponent

From this reading Thou art "boss"; the business man Postals writes for thee to scan; And the man who writes, "With speed," Gets it--in his mind--indeed.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

HastenverbUS /ˈheɪsən/

act or move at high speed

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading But her cheek will flush and pale, Till it comes next day by mail, With thine own indorsement neat-- "No such number on the street."

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Thou art "boss"; the business man Postals writes for thee to scan; And the man who writes, "With speed," Gets it--in his mind--indeed.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

indeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading Thou art "boss"; the business man Postals writes for thee to scan; And the man who writes, "With speed," Gets it--in his mind--indeed.

indorsementnoun

a promotional statement (as found on the dust jackets of books)

From this reading But her cheek will flush and pale, Till it comes next day by mail, With thine own indorsement neat-- "No such number on the street."

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Thou art "boss"; the business man Postals writes for thee to scan; And the man who writes, "With speed," Gets it--in his mind--indeed.

JnounUS /dʒeɪ/

a unit of electrical energy equal to the work done when a current of one ampere passes through a resistance of one ohm for one second

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

LENTE

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

let's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

List'ning

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

Lo

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.

LoiterverbUS /ˈlɔɪtər/

be about

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

maidnounUS /meɪd/

a female domestic

From this reading Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.

mailnounUS /meɪl/

the bags of letters and packages that are transported by the postal service

From this reading But her cheek will flush and pale, Till it comes next day by mail, With thine own indorsement neat-- "No such number on the street."

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading Thou art "boss"; the business man Postals writes for thee to scan; And the man who writes, "With speed," Gets it--in his mind--indeed.

neatadjectiveUS /niːt/

clean or organized

From this reading But her cheek will flush and pale, Till it comes next day by mail, With thine own indorsement neat-- "No such number on the street."

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading But her cheek will flush and pale, Till it comes next day by mail, With thine own indorsement neat-- "No such number on the street."

nimblyadverbUS /ˈnɪmbli/

in a nimble or agile manner; with quickness and lightness and ease

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading But her cheek will flush and pale, Till it comes next day by mail, With thine own indorsement neat-- "No such number on the street."

notenounUS /noʊt/

a brief written record

From this reading Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.

numbernounUS /ˈnʌmbər/

the property possessed by a sum or total or indefinite quantity of units or individuals

From this reading But her cheek will flush and pale, Till it comes next day by mail, With thine own indorsement neat-- "No such number on the street."

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading But her cheek will flush and pale, Till it comes next day by mail, With thine own indorsement neat-- "No such number on the street."

paleadjectiveUS /peɪl/

very light colored; highly diluted with white

From this reading But her cheek will flush and pale, Till it comes next day by mail, With thine own indorsement neat-- "No such number on the street."

pennedverbUS /pend/

inflected form of “pen” — produce a literary work

From this reading Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.

perfectlyadverbUS /ˈpɜːrfəktli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

Postals

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Thou art "boss"; the business man Postals writes for thee to scan; And the man who writes, "With speed," Gets it--in his mind--indeed.

ROBERTnounUS /ˈrɑːbərt/

United States parliamentary authority and author (in 1876) of Robert's Rules of Order (1837-1923)

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

rownounUS /roʊ/

an arrangement of objects or people side by side in a line

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

scanverbUS /skæn/

examine minutely or intensely

From this reading Thou art "boss"; the business man Postals writes for thee to scan; And the man who writes, "With speed," Gets it--in his mind--indeed.

shockingadjectiveUS /ˈʃɑːkɪŋ/

glaringly vivid and graphic; marked by sensationalism

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

slowlyadverbUS /ˈsloʊli/

without speed (“slow” is sometimes used informally for “slowly”)

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

smackverbUS /smæk/

deliver a hard blow to

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

speedverbUS /spiːd/

move hurridly

From this reading Thou art "boss"; the business man Postals writes for thee to scan; And the man who writes, "With speed," Gets it--in his mind--indeed.

speedyadjectiveUS /ˈspiːdiː/

characterized by speed; moving with or capable of moving with high speed

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

stampverbUS /stæmp/

walk heavily

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

stoodverbUS /stʊd/

Maintained an upright posture.

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

streetnounUS /striːt/

a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.

SuchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

tennounUS /ten/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nine and one; the base of the decimal system

From this reading Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.

ten-cent

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

theepronounUS /ðiː/

an old word for “you”, as the object, speaking to one person

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

thinepronounUS /ðaɪn/

an old word for “yours”

From this reading But her cheek will flush and pale, Till it comes next day by mail, With thine own indorsement neat-- "No such number on the street."

ThoupronounUS /ðaʊ/

an old word for “you”, as the subject, speaking to one person

From this reading Thou art "boss"; the business man Postals writes for thee to scan; And the man who writes, "With speed," Gets it--in his mind--indeed.

thydeterminerUS /ðaɪ/

an old word for “your”, speaking to one person

From this reading Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.

TillprepositionUS /tɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading But her cheek will flush and pale, Till it comes next day by mail, With thine own indorsement neat-- "No such number on the street."

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Thou art "boss"; the business man Postals writes for thee to scan; And the man who writes, "With speed," Gets it--in his mind--indeed.

trampnounUS /træmp/

a vagrant

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

trop

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

waitverbUS /weɪt/

stay in one place and anticipate or expect something

From this reading Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.

WastedadjectiveUS /ˈweɪstɪd/

serving no useful purpose; having no excuse for being

From this reading Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.

We're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.

whisperedadjectiveUS /ˈwɪspərd/

spoken in soft hushed tones without vibrations of the vocal cords

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Thou art "boss"; the business man Postals writes for thee to scan; And the man who writes, "With speed," Gets it--in his mind--indeed.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.

windownounUS /ˈwɪndoʊ/

a framework of wood or metal that contains a glass windowpane and is built into a wall or roof to admit light or air

From this reading Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.

WithprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

woolies

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading At the smack the woolies stood all in a row, And whispered each other, "We're clearly _de trop_; Such conduct is perfectly shocking--let's go!"

writesverbUS /raɪts/

third-person singular of “write” — produce a literary work

From this reading Thou art "boss"; the business man Postals writes for thee to scan; And the man who writes, "With speed," Gets it--in his mind--indeed.

wroteverbUS /roʊt/

inflected form of “write” — produce a literary work

From this reading Lo, the man who penned the note Wasted ten cents when he wrote; And the maid for it will wait At the window, by the gate, In the doorway, down the street, List'ning for thy footsteps fleet.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "FESTINA LENTE" BY ROBERT J. BURDETTE Blessings on thee, little man, Hasten slowly as you can; Loiter nimbly on your tramp With the ten-cent speedy stamp.

Chapter 8 of The Wit and Humor of America, Volume X (of X) by Marshall P. (Marshall Pinckney) [Editor] Wilder holds 224 sentences, grouped into 45 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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