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The Wit of Women Fourth Edition

Chapter III · Chapter 3

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HUMOR OF LITERARY ENGLISHWOMEN.
In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.
I will give but two of her sayings, which were so carefully preserved by her friend.
When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."
After she had been eating some sweet thing a little of it happened to stick on her lips.
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The Wit of Women Fourth Edition

Chapter III · Chapter 3

Chapter 3 of The Wit of Women Fourth Edition is here in full — 186 sentences across 38 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/37 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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HUMOR OF LITERARY ENGLISHWOMEN.
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In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.
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I will give but two of her sayings, which were so carefully preserved by her friend.
/aɪ wɪl ɡɪv bʌt tuː ʌv hɜːr ˈseɪɪŋz wɪtʃ wɜːr soʊ ˈkerfəli prəˈzɜːrvd baɪ hɜːr frend/
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When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."
/wen ʃiː wɑːz ekˈstriːmli ɪl hɜːr fəˈzɪʃən sed ˈmædəm juː ɑːr nɪr ðə ˈbɑːtəm ʌv ðə hɪl bʌt wiː wɪl ɪnˈdevər tuː ɡet juː ʌp əˈɡen ʃiː ˈænsərd ˈdɑːktər aɪ fɪr aɪ ʃæl biː aʊt ʌv breθ bɪˈfɔːr aɪ ɡet ʌp tuː ðə tɑːp/
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After she had been eating some sweet thing a little of it happened to stick on her lips.
/ˈæftər ʃiː hæd bɪn ˈiːtɪŋ sʌm swiːt θɪŋ ə ˈlɪtəl ʌv ɪt ˈhæpənd tuː stɪk ɑːn hɜːr lɪps/

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endeavor noun US /ɪnˈdevər/

a purposeful or industrious undertaking (especially one that requires effort or boldness)

From this reading “When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."”

humor noun US /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading “HUMOR OF LITERARY ENGLISHWOMEN.”

improving adjective US /ˌɪmˈpruːvɪŋ/

getting higher or more vigorous

From this reading “In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.”

preserved adjective US /prəˈzɜːrvd/

prevented from decaying or spoiling and prepared for future use

From this reading “I will give but two of her sayings, which were so carefully preserved by her friend.”

reviewing verb US /riˈvjuːɪŋ/

-ing form of “review” — look at again; examine again

From this reading “In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.”

sayings noun US /ˈseɪɪŋz/

plural of “saying” — a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading “I will give but two of her sayings, which were so carefully preserved by her friend.”

Stella noun US /ˈstelə/

United States minimalist painter (born in 1936)

From this reading “In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.”

witty adjective US /ˈwɪti/

combining clever conception and facetious expression

From this reading “In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading After she had been eating some sweet thing a little of it happened to stick on her lips.

AfterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading After she had been eating some sweet thing a little of it happened to stick on her lips.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

answeredverbUS /ˈænsərd/

past form of “answer” — react verbally

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading After she had been eating some sweet thing a little of it happened to stick on her lips.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

bon-mots

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From this reading In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.

bottomnounUS /ˈbɑːtəm/

the lower side of anything

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

breathnounUS /breθ/

the process of taking in and expelling air during breathing

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading I will give but two of her sayings, which were so carefully preserved by her friend.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading I will give but two of her sayings, which were so carefully preserved by her friend.

carefullyadverbUS /ˈkerfəli/

taking care or paying attention

From this reading I will give but two of her sayings, which were so carefully preserved by her friend.

DoctornounUS /ˈdɑːktər/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

eatingnounUS /ˈiːtɪŋ/

the act of consuming food

From this reading After she had been eating some sweet thing a little of it happened to stick on her lips.

endeavornounUS /ɪnˈdevər/

a purposeful or industrious undertaking (especially one that requires effort or boldness)

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

ENGLISHWOMEN

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From this reading HUMOR OF LITERARY ENGLISHWOMEN.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.

extremelyadverbUS /ekˈstriːmli/

to a high degree or extent; favorably or with much respect

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

fearverbUS /fɪr/

be afraid or feel anxious or apprehensive about a possible or probable situation or event

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading I will give but two of her sayings, which were so carefully preserved by her friend.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading I will give but two of her sayings, which were so carefully preserved by her friend.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.

happenedverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading After she had been eating some sweet thing a little of it happened to stick on her lips.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading I will give but two of her sayings, which were so carefully preserved by her friend.

hillnounUS /hɪl/

a local and well-defined elevation of the land

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

HUMORnounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading HUMOR OF LITERARY ENGLISHWOMEN.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I will give but two of her sayings, which were so carefully preserved by her friend.

illadjectiveUS /ɪl/

affected by an impairment of normal physical or mental function

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

improvingadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpruːvɪŋ/

getting higher or more vigorous

From this reading In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.

knownadjectiveUS /noʊn/

apprehended with certainty

From this reading In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.

lipsnounUS /lɪps/

plural of “lip” — either of two fleshy folds of tissue that surround the mouth and play a role in speaking

From this reading After she had been eating some sweet thing a little of it happened to stick on her lips.

LITERARYadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəreri/

of or relating to or characteristic of literature

From this reading HUMOR OF LITERARY ENGLISHWOMEN.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading After she had been eating some sweet thing a little of it happened to stick on her lips.

MadamnounUS /ˈmædəm/

a woman of refinement

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.

nearadverbUS /nɪr/

near in time or place or relationship

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading HUMOR OF LITERARY ENGLISHWOMEN.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading After she had been eating some sweet thing a little of it happened to stick on her lips.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

physiciannounUS /fəˈzɪʃən/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

preservedadjectiveUS /prəˈzɜːrvd/

prevented from decaying or spoiling and prepared for future use

From this reading I will give but two of her sayings, which were so carefully preserved by her friend.

pronouncedadjectiveUS /prəˈnaʊnst/

strongly marked; easily noticeable

From this reading In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.

reviewingverbUS /riˈvjuːɪŋ/

-ing form of “review” — look at again; examine again

From this reading In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

sayingsnounUS /ˈseɪɪŋz/

plural of “saying” — a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading I will give but two of her sayings, which were so carefully preserved by her friend.

seemsverbUS /siːmz/

third-person singular of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading I will give but two of her sayings, which were so carefully preserved by her friend.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading After she had been eating some sweet thing a little of it happened to stick on her lips.

StellanounUS /ˈstelə/

United States minimalist painter (born in 1936)

From this reading In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.

stickverbUS /stɪk/

put, fix, force, or implant

From this reading After she had been eating some sweet thing a little of it happened to stick on her lips.

sweetadjectiveUS /swiːt/

having or denoting the characteristic taste of sugar

From this reading After she had been eating some sweet thing a little of it happened to stick on her lips.

SwiftadjectiveUS /swɪft/

moving very fast

From this reading In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading After she had been eating some sweet thing a little of it happened to stick on her lips.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

topnounUS /tɑːp/

the upper part of anything

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading I will give but two of her sayings, which were so carefully preserved by her friend.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading I will give but two of her sayings, which were so carefully preserved by her friend.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading I will give but two of her sayings, which were so carefully preserved by her friend.

whompronounUS /huːm/

the form of “who” used as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading I will give but two of her sayings, which were so carefully preserved by her friend.

wittyadjectiveUS /ˈwɪti/

combining clever conception and facetious expression

From this reading In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading In reviewing the _bon-mots_ of Stella, whom Swift pronounced the most witty woman he had ever known, it seems that we are improving.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading When she was extremely ill her physician said, "Madam, you are near the bottom of the hill, but we will endeavor to get you up again;" she answered: "Doctor, I fear I shall be out of breath before I get up to the top."

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