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The Wit of Women Fourth Edition

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

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GINGER-SNAPS.
I will now offer you some good things of various degrees of humor.
I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:
THE INDIAN AGENT.
BY LOUISA HALL.
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The Wit of Women Fourth Edition

Chapter VII · Chapter 7

Chapter 7 of The Wit of Women Fourth Edition is here in full — 348 sentences across 70 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/69 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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GINGER-SNAPS.
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I will now offer you some good things of various degrees of humor.
/aɪ wɪl naʊ ˈɔːfər juː sʌm ɡʊd θɪŋz ʌv ˈveriəs dɪˈɡriːz ʌv ˈhjuːmər/
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I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:
/aɪ duː nɑːt fiːl ɪt ˈnesəseri tuː ˌɪmˈpres ðer ˈmerəts əˈpɑːn juː fɔːr ðeɪ spiːk fɔːr ðemˈselvz hiːr ɪz ə kweɪnt bɪt ʌv ˈsætaɪər frʌm ə braɪt ˈbɑːstən ˈwʊmən wɪtʃ ðoʊz ɑːn hɜːr saɪd ʌv ðə vekst ˈɪndiən ˈkwestʃən wɪl ˌenˈdʒɔɪ/
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THE INDIAN AGENT.
/ðə ˈɪndiən ˈeɪdʒənt/
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BY LOUISA HALL.

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agent noun US /ˈeɪdʒənt/

an active and efficient cause; capable of producing a certain effect

From this reading “THE INDIAN AGENT.”

Boston noun US /ˈbɑːstən/

state capital and largest city of Massachusetts; a major center for banking and financial services

From this reading “I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:”

humor noun US /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading “I will now offer you some good things of various degrees of humor.”

impress verb US /ˌɪmˈpres/

have an emotional or cognitive impact upon

From this reading “I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:”

merits noun US /ˈmerəts/

plural of “merit” — any admirable quality or attribute

From this reading “I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:”

quaint adjective US /kweɪnt/

strange in an interesting or pleasing way

From this reading “I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:”

satire noun US /ˈsætaɪər/

witty language used to convey insults or scorn

From this reading “I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:”

vexed adjective US /vekst/

troubled persistently especially with petty annoyances

From this reading “I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

AGENTnounUS /ˈeɪdʒənt/

an active and efficient cause; capable of producing a certain effect

From this reading THE INDIAN AGENT.

bitnounUS /bɪt/

a small piece or quantity of something

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

BostonnounUS /ˈbɑːstən/

state capital and largest city of Massachusetts; a major center for banking and financial services

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

brightadjectiveUS /braɪt/

emitting or reflecting light readily or in large amounts

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

BYprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading BY LOUISA HALL.

degreesnounUS /dɪˈɡriːz/

plural of “degree” — a position on a scale of intensity or amount or quality

From this reading I will now offer you some good things of various degrees of humor.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

enjoyverbUS /ˌenˈdʒɔɪ/

derive or receive pleasure from; get enjoyment from; take pleasure in

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

feelverbUS /fiːl/

undergo an emotional sensation or be in a particular state of mind

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

GINGER-SNAPS

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading GINGER-SNAPS.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading I will now offer you some good things of various degrees of humor.

HALLnounUS /hɔːl/

an interior passage or corridor onto which rooms open

From this reading BY LOUISA HALL.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

HereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

humornounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading I will now offer you some good things of various degrees of humor.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I will now offer you some good things of various degrees of humor.

impressverbUS /ˌɪmˈpres/

have an emotional or cognitive impact upon

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

IndianadjectiveUS /ˈɪndiən/

of or relating to or characteristic of India or the East Indies or their peoples or languages or cultures

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

LOUISA

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading BY LOUISA HALL.

meritsnounUS /ˈmerəts/

plural of “merit” — any admirable quality or attribute

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

necessaryadjectiveUS /ˈnesəseri/

absolutely essential

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading I will now offer you some good things of various degrees of humor.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I will now offer you some good things of various degrees of humor.

offerverbUS /ˈɔːfər/

make available or accessible, provide or furnish

From this reading I will now offer you some good things of various degrees of humor.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

quaintadjectiveUS /kweɪnt/

strange in an interesting or pleasing way

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

satirenounUS /ˈsætaɪər/

witty language used to convey insults or scorn

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

sidenounUS /saɪd/

a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading I will now offer you some good things of various degrees of humor.

speakverbUS /spiːk/

express in speech

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

themselvespronounUS /ðemˈselvz/

used when the people doing the action are also its object

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading I will now offer you some good things of various degrees of humor.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

variousadjectiveUS /ˈveriəs/

of many different kinds purposefully arranged but lacking any uniformity

From this reading I will now offer you some good things of various degrees of humor.

vexedadjectiveUS /vekst/

troubled persistently especially with petty annoyances

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading I will now offer you some good things of various degrees of humor.

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading I do not feel it necessary to impress their merits upon you, for they speak for themselves Here is a quaint bit of satire from a bright Boston woman, which those on her side of the vexed Indian question will enjoy:

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading I will now offer you some good things of various degrees of humor.

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