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The Wit of Women Fourth Edition
The Wit of Women Fourth Edition

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of The Wit of Women Fourth Edition is here in full — 369 sentences across 74 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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PROSE, BUT NOT PROSY.
Mrs. Alice Wellington Rollins, in those interesting articles in the _Critic_ which induced me to look further, says:
"We claim high rank for the humor of women because it is almost exclusively of this higher, imaginative type.
A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.
Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.
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The Wit of Women Fourth Edition

Chapter VIII · Chapter 8

Chapter 8 of The Wit of Women Fourth Edition is here in full — 369 sentences across 74 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/73 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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PROSE, BUT NOT PROSY.
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Mrs. Alice Wellington Rollins, in those interesting articles in the _Critic_ which induced me to look further, says:
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"We claim high rank for the humor of women because it is almost exclusively of this higher, imaginative type.
/wiː kleɪm haɪ ræŋk fɔːr ðə ˈhjuːmər ʌv ˈwɪmən bɪˈkɔːz ɪt ɪz ˈɔːlmoʊst ɪkˈskluːsɪvli ʌv ðɪs ˈhaɪər ˌɪˈmædʒənətɪv taɪp/
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A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.
/ə ˈwʊmən ˈrerli telz æn ˈænəkdoʊt ɔːr hɔːrdz ʌp ə ɡʊd ˈstɔːri ɔːr kʌmz ɪn ənd dɪˈskraɪbz tuː juː ˈsʌmθɪŋ ˈfʌni ðæt ʃiː hæz siːn/
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Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.
/hɜːr ˈhjuːmər ɪz laɪk ə flæʃ ʌv ˈlaɪtnɪŋ frʌm ə klɪr skaɪ ˈkʌmɪŋ wen juː liːst ɪkˈspekt ɪt wen ɪt kʊd nɑːt hæv bɪn priˈmedəteɪtɪd ənd wen tuː ðə ˈævərɪdʒ ˈkɑːnʃəsnəs ðer ɪz nɑːt ðə ˈslaɪtəst ˌprɑːvəˈkeɪʃən tuː ˈhjuːmər pəˈzesɪŋ ðʌs ɪn ðə ˈveri ˈhaɪəst dɪˈɡriː ðæt ˈeləmənt ʌv sərˈpraɪz wɪtʃ ɪz nɑːt ˈoʊnli ə ˈfæktər ɪn ɔːl ˈhjuːmər bʌt tuː ˈaʊər maɪnd ðə moʊst ˌɪmˈpɔːrtənt ˈfæktər/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

anecdote noun US /ˈænəkdoʊt/

short account of an incident (especially a biographical one)

From this reading “A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.”

describes verb US /dɪˈskraɪbz/

third-person singular of “describe” — give a description of

From this reading “A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.”

exclusively adverb US /ɪkˈskluːsɪvli/

without any others being included or involved

From this reading “"We claim high rank for the humor of women because it is almost exclusively of this higher, imaginative type.”

factor noun US /ˈfæktər/

anything that contributes causally to a result

From this reading “Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.”

hoards noun US /hɔːrdz/

plural of “hoard” — a secret store of valuables or money

From this reading “A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.”

premeditated adjective US /priˈmedəteɪtɪd/

characterized by deliberate purpose and some degree of planning

From this reading “Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.”

provocation noun US /ˌprɑːvəˈkeɪʃən/

unfriendly behavior that causes anger or resentment

From this reading “Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.”

Wellington noun US /ˈwelɪŋtən/

British general and statesman; he defeated Napoleon at Waterloo; subsequently served as Prime Minister (1769-1852)

From this reading “Mrs. Alice Wellington Rollins, in those interesting articles in the _Critic_ which induced me to look further, says:”

All words in this reading · 93

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.

Alice

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mrs. Alice Wellington Rollins, in those interesting articles in the _Critic_ which induced me to look further, says:

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading "We claim high rank for the humor of women because it is almost exclusively of this higher, imaginative type.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.

anecdotenounUS /ˈænəkdoʊt/

short account of an incident (especially a biographical one)

From this reading A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.

articlesnounUS /ˈɑːrtəkəlz/

plural of “article” — nonfictional prose forming an independent part of a publication

From this reading Mrs. Alice Wellington Rollins, in those interesting articles in the _Critic_ which induced me to look further, says:

averageadjectiveUS /ˈævərɪdʒ/

approximating the statistical norm or average or expected value

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading "We claim high rank for the humor of women because it is almost exclusively of this higher, imaginative type.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

BUTconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading PROSE, BUT NOT PROSY.

claimnounUS /kleɪm/

an assertion of a right (as to money or property)

From this reading "We claim high rank for the humor of women because it is almost exclusively of this higher, imaginative type.

clearverbUS /klɪr/

rid of obstructions

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.

comingnounUS /ˈkʌmɪŋ/

the act of drawing spatially closer to something

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

consciousnessnounUS /ˈkɑːnʃəsnəs/

an alert cognitive state in which you are aware of yourself and your situation

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

CriticnounUS /ˈkrɪtɪk/

a person who is professionally engaged in the analysis and interpretation of works of art

From this reading Mrs. Alice Wellington Rollins, in those interesting articles in the _Critic_ which induced me to look further, says:

degreenounUS /dɪˈɡriː/

a position on a scale of intensity or amount or quality

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

describesverbUS /dɪˈskraɪbz/

third-person singular of “describe” — give a description of

From this reading A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.

elementnounUS /ˈeləmənt/

an abstract part of something

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

exclusivelyadverbUS /ɪkˈskluːsɪvli/

without any others being included or involved

From this reading "We claim high rank for the humor of women because it is almost exclusively of this higher, imaginative type.

expectverbUS /ɪkˈspekt/

regard something as probable or likely

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

factornounUS /ˈfæktər/

anything that contributes causally to a result

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

flashverbUS /flæʃ/

gleam or glow intermittently

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "We claim high rank for the humor of women because it is almost exclusively of this higher, imaginative type.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

funnyadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.

furtheradverbUS /ˈfɜːrðər/

to or at a greater extent or degree or a more advanced stage (“further” is used more often than “farther” in this abstract sense)

From this reading Mrs. Alice Wellington Rollins, in those interesting articles in the _Critic_ which induced me to look further, says:

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

HerdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

highadjectiveUS /haɪ/

greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading "We claim high rank for the humor of women because it is almost exclusively of this higher, imaginative type.

higheradjectiveUS /ˈhaɪər/

advanced in complexity or elaboration

From this reading "We claim high rank for the humor of women because it is almost exclusively of this higher, imaginative type.

highestadjectiveUS /ˈhaɪəst/

superlative of “high” — greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

hoardsnounUS /hɔːrdz/

plural of “hoard” — a secret store of valuables or money

From this reading A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.

humornounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading "We claim high rank for the humor of women because it is almost exclusively of this higher, imaginative type.

imaginativeadjectiveUS /ˌɪˈmædʒənətɪv/

(used of persons or artifacts) marked by independence and creativity in thought or action

From this reading "We claim high rank for the humor of women because it is almost exclusively of this higher, imaginative type.

importantadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpɔːrtənt/

of great significance or value

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Mrs. Alice Wellington Rollins, in those interesting articles in the _Critic_ which induced me to look further, says:

inducedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈduːst/

brought about or caused; not spontaneous

From this reading Mrs. Alice Wellington Rollins, in those interesting articles in the _Critic_ which induced me to look further, says:

interestingadjectiveUS /ˈɪntrəstɪŋ/

arousing or holding the attention

From this reading Mrs. Alice Wellington Rollins, in those interesting articles in the _Critic_ which induced me to look further, says:

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "We claim high rank for the humor of women because it is almost exclusively of this higher, imaginative type.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "We claim high rank for the humor of women because it is almost exclusively of this higher, imaginative type.

leastadjectiveUS /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

lightningnounUS /ˈlaɪtnɪŋ/

abrupt electric discharge from cloud to cloud or from cloud to earth accompanied by the emission of light

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Mrs. Alice Wellington Rollins, in those interesting articles in the _Critic_ which induced me to look further, says:

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Mrs. Alice Wellington Rollins, in those interesting articles in the _Critic_ which induced me to look further, says:

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading Mrs. Alice Wellington Rollins, in those interesting articles in the _Critic_ which induced me to look further, says:

NOTadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading PROSE, BUT NOT PROSY.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "We claim high rank for the humor of women because it is almost exclusively of this higher, imaginative type.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

possessingverbUS /pəˈzesɪŋ/

-ing form of “possess” — have as an attribute, knowledge, or skill

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

premeditatedadjectiveUS /priˈmedəteɪtɪd/

characterized by deliberate purpose and some degree of planning

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

PROSEnounUS /proʊz/

ordinary writing as distinguished from verse

From this reading PROSE, BUT NOT PROSY.

PROSYadjective

lacking wit or imagination

From this reading PROSE, BUT NOT PROSY.

provocationnounUS /ˌprɑːvəˈkeɪʃən/

unfriendly behavior that causes anger or resentment

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

ranknounUS /ræŋk/

a row or line of people (especially soldiers or police) standing abreast of one another

From this reading "We claim high rank for the humor of women because it is almost exclusively of this higher, imaginative type.

rarelyadverbUS /ˈrerli/

not often

From this reading A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.

Rollins

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mrs. Alice Wellington Rollins, in those interesting articles in the _Critic_ which induced me to look further, says:

saysnounUS /sez/

plural of “say” — the chance to speak

From this reading Mrs. Alice Wellington Rollins, in those interesting articles in the _Critic_ which induced me to look further, says:

seenverbUS /siːn/

inflected form of “see” — perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.

skynounUS /skaɪ/

the atmosphere and outer space as viewed from the earth

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

slightestadjectiveUS /ˈslaɪtəst/

superlative of “slight” — (quantifier used with mass nouns) small in quantity or degree; not much or almost none or (with “a”) at least some

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.

surprisenounUS /sərˈpraɪz/

the astonishment you feel when something totally unexpected happens to you

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

tellsnounUS /telz/

plural of “tell” — a Swiss patriot who lived in the early 14th century and who was renowned for his skill as an archer

From this reading A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Mrs. Alice Wellington Rollins, in those interesting articles in the _Critic_ which induced me to look further, says:

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "We claim high rank for the humor of women because it is almost exclusively of this higher, imaginative type.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading Mrs. Alice Wellington Rollins, in those interesting articles in the _Critic_ which induced me to look further, says:

thusadverbUS /ðʌs/

(used to introduce a logical conclusion) from that fact or reason or as a result

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Mrs. Alice Wellington Rollins, in those interesting articles in the _Critic_ which induced me to look further, says:

typenounUS /taɪp/

a subdivision of a particular kind of thing

From this reading "We claim high rank for the humor of women because it is almost exclusively of this higher, imaginative type.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading "We claim high rank for the humor of women because it is almost exclusively of this higher, imaginative type.

WellingtonnounUS /ˈwelɪŋtən/

British general and statesman; he defeated Napoleon at Waterloo; subsequently served as Prime Minister (1769-1852)

From this reading Mrs. Alice Wellington Rollins, in those interesting articles in the _Critic_ which induced me to look further, says:

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Her humor is like a flash of lightning from a clear sky, coming when you least expect it, when it could not have been premeditated, and when, to the average consciousness, there is not the slightest provocation to humor, possessing thus in the very highest degree that element of surprise which is not only a factor in all humor, but to our mind the most important factor.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Mrs. Alice Wellington Rollins, in those interesting articles in the _Critic_ which induced me to look further, says:

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.

womennounUS /ˈwɪmən/

plural of “woman” — an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading "We claim high rank for the humor of women because it is almost exclusively of this higher, imaginative type.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading A woman rarely tells an anecdote, or hoards up a good story, or comes in and describes to you something funny that she has seen.

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