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The Wit of Women Fourth Edition
The Wit of Women Fourth Edition

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of The Wit of Women Fourth Edition is here in full — 305 sentences across 61 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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HUMOROUS POEMS.
I will next group a score of poems and doggerel rhymes with their various degrees of humor.
THE FIRST NEEDLE.
BY LUCRETIA P. HALE.
"Have you heard the new invention, my dears, That a man has invented?" said she.
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The Wit of Women Fourth Edition

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of The Wit of Women Fourth Edition is here in full — 305 sentences across 61 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/61 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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HUMOROUS POEMS.
/ˈhjuːmərəs ˈpoʊəmz/
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I will next group a score of poems and doggerel rhymes with their various degrees of humor.
/aɪ wɪl nekst ɡruːp ə skɔːr ʌv ˈpoʊəmz ənd ˈdɑːɡərəl raɪmz wɪð ðer ˈveriəs dɪˈɡriːz ʌv ˈhjuːmər/
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THE FIRST NEEDLE.
/ðə fɜːrst ˈniːdəl/
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BY LUCRETIA P. HALE.
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"Have you heard the new invention, my dears, That a man has invented?" said she.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

doggerel noun US /ˈdɑːɡərəl/

a comic verse of irregular measure

From this reading “I will next group a score of poems and doggerel rhymes with their various degrees of humor.”

hale noun US /heɪl/

a soldier of the American Revolution who was hanged as a spy by the British; his last words were supposed to have been `I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country' (1755-1776)

From this reading “BY LUCRETIA P. HALE.”

humorous adjective US /ˈhjuːmərəs/

full of or characterized by humor

From this reading “HUMOROUS POEMS.”

invented verb US /ˌɪnˈventəd/

past form of “invent” — come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort

From this reading “"Have you heard the new invention, my dears, That a man has invented?" said she.”

invention noun US /ˌɪnˈvenʃən/

the creation of something in the mind

From this reading “"Have you heard the new invention, my dears, That a man has invented?" said she.”

needle noun US /ˈniːdəl/

the leaf of a conifer

From this reading “THE FIRST NEEDLE.”

poems noun US /ˈpoʊəmz/

plural of “poem” — a composition written in metrical feet forming rhythmical lines

From this reading “HUMOROUS POEMS.”

rhymes noun US /raɪmz/

plural of “rhyme” — correspondence in the sounds of two or more lines (especially final sounds)

From this reading “I will next group a score of poems and doggerel rhymes with their various degrees of humor.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I will next group a score of poems and doggerel rhymes with their various degrees of humor.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I will next group a score of poems and doggerel rhymes with their various degrees of humor.

BYprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading BY LUCRETIA P. HALE.

dears

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Have you heard the new invention, my dears, That a man has invented?" said she.

degreesnounUS /dɪˈɡriːz/

plural of “degree” — a position on a scale of intensity or amount or quality

From this reading I will next group a score of poems and doggerel rhymes with their various degrees of humor.

doggerelnounUS /ˈdɑːɡərəl/

a comic verse of irregular measure

From this reading I will next group a score of poems and doggerel rhymes with their various degrees of humor.

FIRSTadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading THE FIRST NEEDLE.

groupnounUS /ɡruːp/

any number of entities (members) considered as a unit

From this reading I will next group a score of poems and doggerel rhymes with their various degrees of humor.

HALEnounUS /heɪl/

a soldier of the American Revolution who was hanged as a spy by the British; his last words were supposed to have been `I only regret that I have but one life to give for my country' (1755-1776)

From this reading BY LUCRETIA P. HALE.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Have you heard the new invention, my dears, That a man has invented?" said she.

Haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "Have you heard the new invention, my dears, That a man has invented?" said she.

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading "Have you heard the new invention, my dears, That a man has invented?" said she.

humornounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading I will next group a score of poems and doggerel rhymes with their various degrees of humor.

HUMOROUSadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmərəs/

full of or characterized by humor

From this reading HUMOROUS POEMS.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I will next group a score of poems and doggerel rhymes with their various degrees of humor.

inventedverbUS /ˌɪnˈventəd/

past form of “invent” — come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort

From this reading "Have you heard the new invention, my dears, That a man has invented?" said she.

inventionnounUS /ˌɪnˈvenʃən/

the creation of something in the mind

From this reading "Have you heard the new invention, my dears, That a man has invented?" said she.

LUCRETIA

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading BY LUCRETIA P. HALE.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading "Have you heard the new invention, my dears, That a man has invented?" said she.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading "Have you heard the new invention, my dears, That a man has invented?" said she.

NEEDLEnounUS /ˈniːdəl/

the leaf of a conifer

From this reading THE FIRST NEEDLE.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading "Have you heard the new invention, my dears, That a man has invented?" said she.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading I will next group a score of poems and doggerel rhymes with their various degrees of humor.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I will next group a score of poems and doggerel rhymes with their various degrees of humor.

PnounUS /piː/

a multivalent nonmetallic element of the nitrogen family that occurs commonly in inorganic phosphate rocks and as organic phosphates in all living cells; is highly reactive and occurs in several allotropic forms

From this reading BY LUCRETIA P. HALE.

POEMSnounUS /ˈpoʊəmz/

plural of “poem” — a composition written in metrical feet forming rhythmical lines

From this reading HUMOROUS POEMS.

rhymesnounUS /raɪmz/

plural of “rhyme” — correspondence in the sounds of two or more lines (especially final sounds)

From this reading I will next group a score of poems and doggerel rhymes with their various degrees of humor.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Have you heard the new invention, my dears, That a man has invented?" said she.

scorenounUS /skɔːr/

a number or letter indicating quality (especially of a student's performance)

From this reading I will next group a score of poems and doggerel rhymes with their various degrees of humor.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "Have you heard the new invention, my dears, That a man has invented?" said she.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Have you heard the new invention, my dears, That a man has invented?" said she.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE FIRST NEEDLE.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading I will next group a score of poems and doggerel rhymes with their various degrees of humor.

variousadjectiveUS /ˈveriəs/

of many different kinds purposefully arranged but lacking any uniformity

From this reading I will next group a score of poems and doggerel rhymes with their various degrees of humor.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading I will next group a score of poems and doggerel rhymes with their various degrees of humor.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading I will next group a score of poems and doggerel rhymes with their various degrees of humor.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Have you heard the new invention, my dears, That a man has invented?" said she.

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