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The Wouldbegoods

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Wouldbegoods is here in full — 277 sentences across 56 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Children are like jam: all very well in the proper place, but you can’t stand them all over the shop--eh, what?’
These were the dreadful words of our Indian uncle.
They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.
And we could not think it ungentlemanly of him to say we were like jam, because, as Alice says, jam is very nice indeed--only not on furniture and improper places like that.
My father said, Perhaps they had better go to boarding-school.’
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The Wouldbegoods

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of The Wouldbegoods is here in full — 277 sentences across 56 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/55 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Children are like jam: all very well in the proper place, but you can’t stand them all over the shop--eh, what?’
Line 2
These were the dreadful words of our Indian uncle.
Line 3
They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.
Line 4
And we could not think it ungentlemanly of him to say we were like jam, because, as Alice says, jam is very nice indeed--only not on furniture and improper places like that.
Line 5
My father said, ‘Perhaps they had better go to boarding-school.’

Learner Dictionary

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Exact adjective US /ɪɡˈzækt/

Strictly particular and correct.

From this reading “They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.”

All words in this reading · 82

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Alice

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From this reading And we could not think it ungentlemanly of him to say we were like jam, because, as Alice says, jam is very nice indeed--only not on furniture and improper places like that.

all

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From this reading Children are like jam: all very well in the proper place, but you can’t stand them all over the shop--eh, what?’

and

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

angry

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

are

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From this reading Children are like jam: all very well in the proper place, but you can’t stand them all over the shop--eh, what?’

as

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

be

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

because

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

better

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From this reading My father said, ‘Perhaps they had better go to boarding-school.’

boarding-school

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From this reading My father said, ‘Perhaps they had better go to boarding-school.’

but

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From this reading Children are like jam: all very well in the proper place, but you can’t stand them all over the shop--eh, what?’

by

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

calling

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

can't

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From this reading Children are like jam: all very well in the proper place, but you can’t stand them all over the shop--eh, what?’

Children

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From this reading Children are like jam: all very well in the proper place, but you can’t stand them all over the shop--eh, what?’

comforted

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

could

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

do

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

dreadful

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From this reading These were the dreadful words of our Indian uncle.

eh

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From this reading Children are like jam: all very well in the proper place, but you can’t stand them all over the shop--eh, what?’

exactadjectiveUS /ɪɡˈzækt/

Strictly particular and correct.

From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

father

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From this reading My father said, ‘Perhaps they had better go to boarding-school.’

feel

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

furniture

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From this reading And we could not think it ungentlemanly of him to say we were like jam, because, as Alice says, jam is very nice indeed--only not on furniture and improper places like that.

go

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From this reading My father said, ‘Perhaps they had better go to boarding-school.’

grown-ups

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

had

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From this reading My father said, ‘Perhaps they had better go to boarding-school.’

he

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

him

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

improper

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From this reading And we could not think it ungentlemanly of him to say we were like jam, because, as Alice says, jam is very nice indeed--only not on furniture and improper places like that.

in

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From this reading Children are like jam: all very well in the proper place, but you can’t stand them all over the shop--eh, what?’

indeed

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From this reading And we could not think it ungentlemanly of him to say we were like jam, because, as Alice says, jam is very nice indeed--only not on furniture and improper places like that.

Indian

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From this reading These were the dreadful words of our Indian uncle.

irritated

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

is

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

it

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From this reading And we could not think it ungentlemanly of him to say we were like jam, because, as Alice says, jam is very nice indeed--only not on furniture and improper places like that.

jam

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From this reading Children are like jam: all very well in the proper place, but you can’t stand them all over the shop--eh, what?’

like

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From this reading Children are like jam: all very well in the proper place, but you can’t stand them all over the shop--eh, what?’

made

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

My

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From this reading My father said, ‘Perhaps they had better go to boarding-school.’

names

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

nasty

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

nice

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From this reading And we could not think it ungentlemanly of him to say we were like jam, because, as Alice says, jam is very nice indeed--only not on furniture and improper places like that.

not

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

of

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From this reading These were the dreadful words of our Indian uncle.

on

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From this reading And we could not think it ungentlemanly of him to say we were like jam, because, as Alice says, jam is very nice indeed--only not on furniture and improper places like that.

only

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From this reading And we could not think it ungentlemanly of him to say we were like jam, because, as Alice says, jam is very nice indeed--only not on furniture and improper places like that.

opposite

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

our

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From this reading These were the dreadful words of our Indian uncle.

ourselves

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

over

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From this reading Children are like jam: all very well in the proper place, but you can’t stand them all over the shop--eh, what?’

Perhaps

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From this reading My father said, ‘Perhaps they had better go to boarding-school.’

place

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From this reading Children are like jam: all very well in the proper place, but you can’t stand them all over the shop--eh, what?’

places

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From this reading And we could not think it ungentlemanly of him to say we were like jam, because, as Alice says, jam is very nice indeed--only not on furniture and improper places like that.

proper

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From this reading Children are like jam: all very well in the proper place, but you can’t stand them all over the shop--eh, what?’

quite

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

said

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From this reading My father said, ‘Perhaps they had better go to boarding-school.’

say

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

says

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From this reading And we could not think it ungentlemanly of him to say we were like jam, because, as Alice says, jam is very nice indeed--only not on furniture and improper places like that.

shop

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From this reading Children are like jam: all very well in the proper place, but you can’t stand them all over the shop--eh, what?’

stand

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From this reading Children are like jam: all very well in the proper place, but you can’t stand them all over the shop--eh, what?’

that

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From this reading And we could not think it ungentlemanly of him to say we were like jam, because, as Alice says, jam is very nice indeed--only not on furniture and improper places like that.

the

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From this reading Children are like jam: all very well in the proper place, but you can’t stand them all over the shop--eh, what?’

them

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From this reading Children are like jam: all very well in the proper place, but you can’t stand them all over the shop--eh, what?’

These

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From this reading These were the dreadful words of our Indian uncle.

They

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

things

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

think

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From this reading And we could not think it ungentlemanly of him to say we were like jam, because, as Alice says, jam is very nice indeed--only not on furniture and improper places like that.

to

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

uncle

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From this reading These were the dreadful words of our Indian uncle.

ungentlemanly

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From this reading And we could not think it ungentlemanly of him to say we were like jam, because, as Alice says, jam is very nice indeed--only not on furniture and improper places like that.

us

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

very

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From this reading Children are like jam: all very well in the proper place, but you can’t stand them all over the shop--eh, what?’

we

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

well

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From this reading Children are like jam: all very well in the proper place, but you can’t stand them all over the shop--eh, what?’

were

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From this reading These were the dreadful words of our Indian uncle.

what

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From this reading Children are like jam: all very well in the proper place, but you can’t stand them all over the shop--eh, what?’

when

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

words

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From this reading These were the dreadful words of our Indian uncle.

yet

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

you

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From this reading Children are like jam: all very well in the proper place, but you can’t stand them all over the shop--eh, what?’

young

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From this reading They made us feel very young and angry; and yet we could not be comforted by calling him names to ourselves, as you do when nasty grown-ups say nasty things, because he is not nasty, but quite the exact opposite when not irritated.

Chapter 1 of The Wouldbegoods by E. (Edith) Nesbit holds 277 sentences, grouped into 56 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of The Wouldbegoods contain?

Chapter 1 holds 277 sentences of The Wouldbegoods, unabridged, divided into 56 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of The Wouldbegoods by E. (Edith) Nesbit exactly as it stands in the public-domain source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 277 sentences, grouped into 56 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of The Wouldbegoods?

Work through the 56 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 56 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 1 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Is this the complete text of The Wouldbegoods?

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Project Gutenberg eBook #794, a public-domain edition. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does The Wouldbegoods take to read?

About 393 minutes of reading across 945 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in The Wouldbegoods

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Wouldbegoods, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Children
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Proper
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Place
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Stand
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