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The Wrong Twin

Chapter XXI · Chapter 21

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Of all humans cumbering the earth Dave Cowan thought farmers the most pitiable.
To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.
To be mewed up for life on a few acres of land!
"It was the land tricked us first," admonished Dave.
"There we were, footloose and free, and some fool went and planted a patch of ground.
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Wrong Twin

Chapter XXI · Chapter 21

Chapter 21 of The Wrong Twin is here in full — 428 sentences across 86 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/85 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Of all humans cumbering the earth Dave Cowan thought farmers the most pitiable.
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To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.
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To be mewed up for life on a few acres of land!
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"It was the land tricked us first," admonished Dave.
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"There we were, footloose and free, and some fool went and planted a patch of ground.
/ðer wiː wɜːr ˈfʊtluːs ənd friː ənd sʌm fuːl went ənd ˈplæntɪd ə pætʃ ʌv ɡraʊnd/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

admonished verb US /ədˈmɑːnɪʃt/

past form of “admonish” — advise or counsel in terms of someone's behavior

From this reading “"It was the land tricked us first," admonished Dave.”

agrarian adjective US /əˈɡreriən/

relating to farming or agriculture

From this reading “To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.”

farming noun US /ˈfɑːrmɪŋ/

the practice of cultivating the land or raising stock

From this reading “To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.”

footloose adjective US /ˈfʊtluːs/

free to go or do as one pleases

From this reading “"There we were, footloose and free, and some fool went and planted a patch of ground.”

humans noun US /ˈhjuːmənz/

all of the living human inhabitants of the earth

From this reading “Of all humans cumbering the earth Dave Cowan thought farmers the most pitiable.”

pitiable adjective US /ˈpɪtiəbəl/

inspiring mixed contempt and pity

From this reading “Of all humans cumbering the earth Dave Cowan thought farmers the most pitiable.”

pursuits noun US /pərˈsuːts/

plural of “pursuit” — the act of pursuing in an effort to overtake or capture

From this reading “To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.”

tricked verb US /trɪkt/

past form of “trick” — deceive somebody

From this reading “"It was the land tricked us first," admonished Dave.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.

acresnounUS /ˈeɪkərz/

extensive landed property (especially in the country) retained by the owner for his own use

From this reading To be mewed up for life on a few acres of land!

admonishedverbUS /ədˈmɑːnɪʃt/

past form of “admonish” — advise or counsel in terms of someone's behavior

From this reading "It was the land tricked us first," admonished Dave.

agrarianadjectiveUS /əˈɡreriən/

relating to farming or agriculture

From this reading To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Of all humans cumbering the earth Dave Cowan thought farmers the most pitiable.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading To be mewed up for life on a few acres of land!

birdnounUS /bɜːrd/

warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrates characterized by feathers and forelimbs modified as wings

From this reading To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.

Cowan

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From this reading Of all humans cumbering the earth Dave Cowan thought farmers the most pitiable.

cumbering

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From this reading Of all humans cumbering the earth Dave Cowan thought farmers the most pitiable.

Dave

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From this reading Of all humans cumbering the earth Dave Cowan thought farmers the most pitiable.

earthnounUS /ɜːrθ/

the 3rd planet from the sun; the planet we live on

From this reading Of all humans cumbering the earth Dave Cowan thought farmers the most pitiable.

farmersnounUS /ˈfɑːrmərz/

plural of “farmer” — a person who operates a farm

From this reading Of all humans cumbering the earth Dave Cowan thought farmers the most pitiable.

farmingnounUS /ˈfɑːrmɪŋ/

the practice of cultivating the land or raising stock

From this reading To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.

fewadjectiveUS /fjuː/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “a”; a small but indefinite number

From this reading To be mewed up for life on a few acres of land!

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading "It was the land tricked us first," admonished Dave.

foolnounUS /fuːl/

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading "There we were, footloose and free, and some fool went and planted a patch of ground.

footlooseadjectiveUS /ˈfʊtluːs/

free to go or do as one pleases

From this reading "There we were, footloose and free, and some fool went and planted a patch of ground.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading To be mewed up for life on a few acres of land!

freeverbUS /friː/

grant freedom to; free from confinement

From this reading "There we were, footloose and free, and some fool went and planted a patch of ground.

groundnounUS /ɡraʊnd/

the solid part of the earth's surface

From this reading "There we were, footloose and free, and some fool went and planted a patch of ground.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.

humansnounUS /ˈhjuːmənz/

all of the living human inhabitants of the earth

From this reading Of all humans cumbering the earth Dave Cowan thought farmers the most pitiable.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "It was the land tricked us first," admonished Dave.

landnounUS /lænd/

the land on which real estate is located

From this reading To be mewed up for life on a few acres of land!

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading To be mewed up for life on a few acres of land!

looseadjectiveUS /luːs/

not compact or dense in structure or arrangement

From this reading To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.

mewed

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From this reading To be mewed up for life on a few acres of land!

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading Of all humans cumbering the earth Dave Cowan thought farmers the most pitiable.

newsnounUS /nuːz/

information about recent and important events

From this reading To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.

OfprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Of all humans cumbering the earth Dave Cowan thought farmers the most pitiable.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading To be mewed up for life on a few acres of land!

passagenounUS /ˈpæsədʒ/

the act of passing from one state or place to the next

From this reading To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.

patchnounUS /pætʃ/

a small contrasting part of something

From this reading "There we were, footloose and free, and some fool went and planted a patch of ground.

pitiableadjectiveUS /ˈpɪtiəbəl/

inspiring mixed contempt and pity

From this reading Of all humans cumbering the earth Dave Cowan thought farmers the most pitiable.

plantedadjectiveUS /ˈplæntɪd/

(used especially of ideas or principles) deeply rooted; firmly fixed or held

From this reading "There we were, footloose and free, and some fool went and planted a patch of ground.

pledgedadjectiveUS /pledʒd/

bound by or as if by an oath

From this reading To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.

pursuitsnounUS /pərˈsuːts/

plural of “pursuit” — the act of pursuing in an effort to overtake or capture

From this reading To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.

shockedadjectiveUS /ʃɑːkt/

struck with fear, dread, or consternation

From this reading To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading "There we were, footloose and free, and some fool went and planted a patch of ground.

sonnounUS /sʌn/

a male human offspring

From this reading To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Of all humans cumbering the earth Dave Cowan thought farmers the most pitiable.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading "There we were, footloose and free, and some fool went and planted a patch of ground.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading Of all humans cumbering the earth Dave Cowan thought farmers the most pitiable.

tireless-winged

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.

tradenounUS /treɪd/

the commercial exchange (buying and selling on domestic or international markets) of goods and services

From this reading To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.

trickedverbUS /trɪkt/

past form of “trick” — deceive somebody

From this reading "It was the land tricked us first," admonished Dave.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading To be mewed up for life on a few acres of land!

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading "It was the land tricked us first," admonished Dave.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading To this tireless-winged bird of passage farming was not a loose trade, and the news that his son was pledged to agrarian pursuits shocked him.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading "There we were, footloose and free, and some fool went and planted a patch of ground.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading "There we were, footloose and free, and some fool went and planted a patch of ground.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "There we were, footloose and free, and some fool went and planted a patch of ground.

Chapter 21 of The Wrong Twin by Harry Leon Wilson holds 428 sentences, grouped into 86 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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